DekeFentle

I just perused the thread in question and if you call that flame, even mild flame, stay away from the PENG thread cause you wouldn’t last any longer than a butterfly in a bonfire. I’m sad in a way to hear of Tiger’s decision but his actions are way out of line with respect to the situation. I think I’ll take a swing at this moding thing, that way I can be recognized as artsy fartsy and have and excuse for my tantrums.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jshandorf: If only he was as easily scrubbed away... Jeff <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I stand you to booze and eats and this is the ****e I get? hell next time I'll buy you a woman too! When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I play with peoples thingys that I ENJOY playing with, people of a like diminished mental capacity... whoops, that's three strikes I believe ... you're Out! Joe<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Elvis! joey's using numbers again!!!! Well sort of, I think, it's definitely counting of some kind. He tried to disguise it by spelling out the words (no doubt so Speedbump could look them up in his dictionary) When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Now, now DekeFentle, theres no need to get all testy with the bigger boys. Thats it, pull your bottom lip back in and pick up your Malibu Stacey doll, we'll have no childish tanties in this kindergarten. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Stuky Puky it’s a Chrissy doll you blathering boob. Kindergarten??? Now I am concerned, mommy put me on the pre-school bus this morning… <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Now if the mean kids call you names that you don't understand, just hoist up your skirt and walk over to the swings and have a little cry all by yourself if you must. We don't want the others thinking that your'e not a big, strong girl who can't handle a little joke without getting all scratchy and bitey now do we? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Mommy told me to keep my skirt down thank you very much, and she warned me about pedophiles like you so just get off the play ground or I’ll call a teacher over here and you’ll go to the principles office for sure! <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> If you can't play well with others then someone will have to turn you inside out and feed you to Berli's cat. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Belri Werli has a kitty??? Oh my, please, pretty please can I play with him Berli? I positively adore kitty cats. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedbump: Webster's II New Riverside Dictionary: Alliteration n. The occurence in a phrase or line of speech or writing of 2 or more words having the same initial sound <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Congratulations Speedy! You can use a dictionary! If it wasn’t for the occurrence of illiteracy in your post, one could believe you actually now how to use it correctly. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Ah...thought so. Alliteration does not equal wit (or an obscure literary reference). Please refrain from this activity in the future, or better yet erase your post all together! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I will pain the rest of the dutiful readers by re-posting the gist of my reference. In reply to one of joey’s random spasms upon the key board… <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by DekeFentle: As for saying I have no desire to contest with you on the pixeled battle ground, I don't recall penning that but there are a lot of unimportant things I let slip. I am always willing to take up the gauntlet. I fear the lack of challenge you would provide might bore me past my normal stuper, however if you feel the need "Cry havoc! and let slip the dogs of war!" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Try again Speedy me boyo. A little larger caliber next time eh? When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Sir Mensch is a full fledged Knight of the CessPool while you are ... allow me to check ... ah, yes, here it is ... The Whuppin' Boy ... Ah me {wipes tear from eye}. Therefore he is as far above your station (the Texaco on the corner if I'm not mistaken?) as is the Earth from the Moon. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Mushy is NOT fully fledged. I do believe he’s bald as the proverbial egg. With regards to my station, it’s an Amoco you twit. {sigh} I make no claims to station in this festering fold of fools. Why would I compare myself to hedonistic halfwits? <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> For that reason, he is automatically right and you are automatically wrong ... actually you're automatically wrong all the time. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Of course, this is obvious and it clearly demonstrates your orphaned attempts at originality. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Consider that Sir Mensch is not abiding in this country (or even in YOUR country ... have you crowned Jesse yet?) and therefore may not be completely cognizant of proper grammatical construction. Even if he IS well versed in English, everyone makes the odd mistake ... you wandered in here didn't you, and to berate someone for their grammar or spelling is usually considered ... poor form. But then we've come to expect that of you. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Jesse will be crowned and I have personally invited him here. I do hope this causes much wailing and nail biting amongst the yammering Kinnigets. Mushy abides here in the polluted poltroon of poolers and as such is subject to any and all attacks against his derisive drivel. As far as poor form and expectations, well… {ROTFLMAO} that’s just to much joey. Good lord you are a funny boy! <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Am I to deduce from your previous post that you DO want a game with me? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Now who was it who mentioned the art form of PENG involving witticism and/or obscure literary references? Not that Willy is all that obscure mind you. I have been informed by Agua Perdido (Who’s only failing, aside from his gamey tactics, was to allow you to call him squire.) that you are a not the bellicose buffoon your piteous prose make you out to be. I do believe I might actually be able to stay awake while I watch your half-arsed attempt at manoooverin. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: Your still a cockroach to me.. bug boy. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey SUCKboy, is this the kind of "Artful Taunting" you were referring to yesterday? Magnificant Mushy! It's always so stimulating to see Kinnigets at work. You’re undigested slop rates right up there with SDN’s. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: SUCKING noises and pompous tripe <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> joey I am The Whuppin' Boy I wear the title given to me by Lorak with dispassionate disdain. I have NO desire to become a squire nor to be recognized by intestinal leavings like you. I point out your obvious shortcomings and droll discourse mainly because you're such an easy target. I guess I've struck a cord based on the length and effort you put into your response. Hell of a way to "not recognize" someone. As for saying I have no desire to contest with you on the pixeled battle ground, I don't recall penning that but there are a lot of unimportant things I let slip. I am always willing to take up the gauntlet. I fear the lack of challenge you would provide might bore me past my normal stuper, however if you feel the need "Cry havoc! and let slip the dogs of war!" As for the simplistic joey SUCKS routine, I found it the most expedient way to describe a simpleton. I find you just NOT worth the effort. Once long ago I attempted to engage you in "PENGian" style and your replies were so lacking in anything close to "wit" or the "ART of the taunt" that I felt you deserved no more than a child like, you SUCK from time to time. As you have made such a tremendous effort to enumerate your ignorant, insufferable inadequacies I shall grace you with… joey you SUCK swine genitalia in hell. There now, feel better SUCKboy? When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: you should not be so hard on your self.. SUCKboy indeed! I tell you these cockroaches are nattery... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Follow along mush mind. joey is SUCKboy. This is very apparent to everyone else, so your problem must be Alzheimer's or is it unadulterated stupidity? When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor.

Whatever...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Agua Perdido: Speaking of which, check your inbox and then SEND ME A FECKIN' TURN!. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Turn sent 5 min ago where the hells the turn around? Just click GO you're doing fine. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: Viscous vomit <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You done spasming on your key board for the day Menschykin? Perhaps you could challenge SUCKboy to a duel? When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor.

Hey joey you SUCK you prepubescent puss pile, your incessant ramblings are tiresome in the extreme. All we ever see in your posts is "I'm not gonna play this guy or that guy or anyone, I am a mighty Kinniget and as such am worthless" Do you actually play the game or do you just come here to demonstrate your gross ineptitude at the suggestion of some shyster of a shrink? Begone with you laddy, your despotic drivel is falling on deaf ears. For Christ sake Croda plays more and is undoubtedly better than you. The file numbering debate is graduate level education and headliner entertainment compared to your paltry offerings of offal. Show some grit son, post an update or two, but first you'll actually have to start a gam. If you ask real nice I'm sure some scum-deprived newbie will show you how. (Deprived because as I have proven in the past there are no SSN's because joey has SUCKED the place clean.) Mace and I have gotten past the setup phase and troops are actually moving. Leo is about to pay for bringing his armor out early. Agua actually sent TWO turns!!! The shock from this probably caused me to screw something up. Undoubtedly this is part of his evil plan. Speedbump I seem to recall some time ago you invited me to the field of dishonor. If this invitation is still good I have a setup I will send when you say the word. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor.

Lorak I think you missed this... Whupin' Boy WIN Mace LOSS

Updates: joey SUCKS I checked, not a drop of scum anywhere to be found. No fecal matter, nothing. You can eat off the floor and every other surface with complete safety. joey joey joey, you are such a cowering, toe jam SUCKING refuse heap. Not really an update but an absolute truth that just plain needs saying as often as possible. Agua Perdido You owe me a feckin turn boy! In fact your slackerdly pace for our little conflict is beyond reason (I guess I didn't really expect more). Check page 17 of the manual you Pengian pessary, perhaps a re-read of that section will help you along. Leo Maybe number three will be the charm? Naw I doubt it. I seem to have come up with the terrain. Say do you still have your nose rammed up Stuky Puky's arse? You little squires are so cute that way. Maybe you could send him copies of the turns and plead for advice. Then again advice from that scum swilling butt pirate would probably cause your computer to crash or at best be worthless. Mace The piss drinker form down under is claiming he stuck to the rules this time. I believe it when I see the end game map. In any case I cheated like crazy so I'm sure I'll be bowled over by that back-biting bitch, lady luck. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor.

Modeling AFV moral in CMBB I think will address this to some extent. Causing vehicles to button up alone in early war years will severely reduce their ability to communicate.

Lorak Please scribe thusly, after surviving, indeed thriving on Mace's gamey violation of Fionn's rules of 76 I have soundly defeated the Pabts swilling rouge. Deke Fentle - Tacticle Victory Mace - Humiliating Defeat Want seconds Mace? I still have some American pisswater to send you if you can wrest a victory from me. If Agua Perdido would just send a file or two a week we may finish our battle by Christmas. Come on water boy get a move on. (He’s kind of embarrassed over blowing up his own infantry both times he’s tried to rush my pillboxes) Now to the matter at hand… joey you SUCK even more than before Slurping and spewing bull**** galore Your lack witted drivel is slop for the swine The prose that you pen are synonymous with whine A pox greater than Ebola you bore us to death The only thing worse is your scum sucking breath Moron, pinhead, dullard and slow Descriptions that fit you as all of us know Simpleton, dummkopf, a base idiot Save us good Lord from this drooling halfwit Your malfeasant attacks on the good noble bard Compare quite favorably to a bucket of lard Viscous and foul, rancid in smell Reading your bore-assed posts, puts us through hell Get off it already, take a break Perhaps a leisurely walk Westward on the Golden Gate? joey you SUCK there's no denying that truth Finding anyone who sucks more would take a Holmes like sleuth Hoover and Oreck had better beware The SUCK joey employs could take their last share When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor while the slackjawed yammering of joey’s SUCK is humanity’s bane.

I was cleaning a fish the other day and as I watched a leech wiggle away in it's exposed intestines I realized I haven't posted here in a long time. joey you still SUCK. Mace I owe you a turn its on the way some day soon. Stuky Puky You worthless Kinniget wannabe. As I recall your pathetic squire was trounced by my superior skill and gamey tactics and you whined and declined to answer for the shame of your house. Undoubtedly the Pabts Blue Ribbon you and Mace swill, blurred your minimal synaptic activity . Agua Perdido I am alive and will be sending a turn shortly. To the rest of you a hardy Bugger Off! When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor and the slackjawed yammering of joey’s SUCK is humanity’s bane. Edited so you would all know it's really me :cool: [ 06-04-2001: Message edited by: DekeFentle ]

Oh Stuky Puky your sniveling squire will soon post the results of his failing. Once again The Whuppin’ boy has pummeled house Stuka and embarrassed it’s simpleton of a squire. Will there be a response from the pontiff of this maleficent manor? I doubt it. Any Kinnegit worthy of the title would leap to defend his good/bad name and Stuka you are definitely NOT worthy. Agua Perdido has actually not only returned the set-up but also responded with the first turn! Proof that his level of incompetence has been somewhat, sort of, well not that much exaggerated. My 88 pillboxes are pummeling everything in sight (not much more than infantry and one very unlucky jeep driver). Mace if that really is a Pershing rolling down my right flank and not the gross exaggeration of my trembling horde, I would like to direct you to the words “Fionn’s rules of 76 in effect” in the setup e-mail for this game. I have been wondering about that arty too? It seems bigger than 155mm but I guess it always does when you’re on the receiving end. Please note this is not an accusation as I have no proof to offer other than to point to your well known gameyness. SpeedBump I am saddened by the lack of your incoherent drivel of late. I so enjoyed you feeble attempts to provoke response from the Kinnegits at large. Ah well, pleasure is always a fleeting sensation at best. joey you still SUCK. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor and the slackjawed yammering of joey’s SUCK is humanity’s bane.

joey me boy, pray tell what endomorphic educator put the notion into your head that you are qualified to judge anyone’s literacy? Your boastful blathering continually relies on worn references to Brauhaus taking a seat and the ever present “I am a Kinniget of the Cess Pool” statement. Literacy? Ha and ha again. What you consider literacy wouldn’t challenge a first grader. You continually hide from erstwhile challenges made in good PENGian style. Your bag of excuses it emptying fast oh mighty kinniget of SUCK, you are and have been for quite some time, repeating yourself. Although cut and paste is vastly easier than producing a new well turned phrase it wears thin SUCK boy. Lorak do hurry and grant little joey another squire, poor Agua’s plate is full from all the games he takes on to hide his master's gross inability to compete on the pixeled field of honor. Point of order: joey you have once again inferred that someone else SUCKS scum in two recent posts. I have proved beyond the merest shadow of a doubt that this is impossible while you exist. Scum SUCKING is reserved in total for you. Keep this in mind the next time your fingers resume their misguided meandering across the keyboard. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor and the pain of joey’s SUCK is humanity’s bane.

MrSpkr joey SUCKED up the cat long ago, asshole first I believe, so your reference to his pathetic resemblance to said anatomical feline part is no coincidence. Any reference he made to the SUCKAGE of someone else in this thread is the very definition of an oxymoron. Although it certainly SUCKS to loose 0 – 100 there should be no comparisons made to the supreme SUCKAGE which joey produces with every beat of his cowardly heart. If we are to gauge joey’s SUCKING some kind of new expediential expression will need to be created by theoretical mathematicians to express the level of SUCK he employs. Even then that expression would fall far short of defining the Kinniget of SUCK’s true SUCKTOIDIAL nature. MrSpkr I advise you to use the rest room here whenever you can. Doing so will preclude the necessity of scraping shoes, the mighty SUCK of joey boy handles that very well, thank you. joey please direct your attention to the entryway, don’t stray outside mind you. Just glance in that direction as I noticed some scum building up on the door jam. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor, but joey’s SUCK is humanity’s bane. [ 04-26-2001: Message edited by: DekeFentle ]

Update: Leeo The poor sod is suffering greatly in our switch sides rematch. His bunkers are falling. His Panther is about to go boom and that noise will not be coming from its cannon. Is this the best house Stuka has to offer? Mace This one is still in the doesy doe stage. Interesting map the VL's occupy a ridge line more or less. Last turn he got a taste of what 75mm does to infantry. It is my goal to fire every one of my HE shells from my tanks before he can get a shot off at them. Agua Perdido I willfully ignored his request for a meer 1500 points and jacked it up to a staggering 2000! He is confused and shaken by the number of units he now commands. Someday he'll send a turn and we'll start. Berli I owe the evil one a set up. I am still in the contemplation stage. This can last for a very long time as you all know I am a little slow. joey still SUCKS. I checked, not a drop of scum anywhere to be found. No fecal matter, nothing. You can eat off the floor and every other surface with complete safety. joey joey joey, you are such a cowering, toe SUCKING refuse heap. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK Joe<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Gee joe if I tried for that literary witty thing that you are soooo good at, wouldn't I be stealing your thunder? I thought that was against the code of Croda or some such PENGian rule. I must say that having you around does indeed keep the place clean. Do make sure and you pay some attention to the corners laddy. A glance in the general direction should suffice with the omnipotent suckage power you employ. And do pay Hamsters abode a visit, he's somewhat behind on his spring cleaning. We would all be greatful if you could stay pointed in this thread as your occasional wandering tends to draw in all manner of undesirable filth from the general forum. That being said I urge you to keep on SUCKING joey you're doing a right fine job of it. One should, after all, do what one is best at. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor. Edited so joey might feel a little superior to someone. [ 04-22-2001: Message edited by: DekeFentle ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Well DUH! Are you telling me that Elvis is so stupid that he actually fell for this? I mean I knew he was stupid but geeze ... even a scum sucking newbie wouldn't tumble to that! Joe<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> joey my boy, it is physically impossible for any newbie or for that matter anyone at all to SUCK scum in this forum. Your industial strength suckage removes it as soon as it can be spewed. When was the last time anyone saw any scum to SUCK around here? See what I mean? joey (The one true Kinniget of SUCKAGE) has got it all. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor. Edited because I always do. [ 04-22-2001: Message edited by: DekeFentle ]

Oh Lorak Would you kindly scribe the following, (not that I believe you capable of kindness of any kind mind you). DekeFentle (DRAW) Berli (DRAW) I suckered him into accepting a cease fire before he could wipe the paltry remainder of my once valient hordes from the map.