DekeFentle

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: DuckyFondler wrote: Do you type that out every time you post? It's not in your signature, so obviously you make a special effort to put it in. Or maybe it's just a mental 'burp' that slips out every time your brain has spewed forth the torrent of witless inanity that disgraces our thread like a cup of tea spilled embarrassingly onto our collective lap. Presumably after your brain has expended its five minutes per day of constructive activity, you go into a kind of spasm, and your fingers hammer out that little phrase before you automatically press the "Add Reply" button and then slump, drooling, onto the floor to recuperate in time for the next day's post. And no matter how many times you post it, you still fail to realise that it should read "humanity's", as in the possession of humanity, rather than "humanities", being the plural of "humanity". Bah. In my day, all of the Peng Thread regulars had a basic education, and could even identify the business end of a tank within the space of half an hour, without consulting the audience or going 50/50.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And your point is? Atykins are you trying to go head to head with ol'joey boy in suckage? If so you'll need a much better effort than this. Take a deep breath and give a real try, now there's a good laddy. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: [disdain]DekeFentle[/disdain] Joe<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oooooo... So swift so eloquent. Such a sucktoid. I spit at thee, I spit at thee, I spit at thee. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor.

joe shaw You SUCK! You don’t slurp, you SUCK. Everything, anything, up that big blow hole of yours it goes. UNBELEIVABLE, your crass, trashed yap just never gives it a rest. Of all the quivering Kinniget’s inhabiting this barnyard of offal ingesting ignoramuses you sit alone at the very bottom drawing in every last drop of scum cast off as waste by the other wooting hillbillies. If Hoover or any other manufacturer could harness the suckage you put out in even one of your windbag, bore-assed, wanna-be posts, they would corner the market on floor cleaners. You couldn’t find your ass with both hands and a dressing room mirror. Hell you probably can’t tell your hands from your feet (granted there is not that much difference to an infantile simian). You SUCK! God almighty, it just can’t be said any simpler than that! You could get a bowling ball through a 100m urethral catheter in less time than it takes for an 88mm to get an AP round 1000m down range. Go empty your colostomy bag son, it’s obviously backing up into places it doesn’t belong. joe shaw = SUCK. Your picture and description are the etymology for the word as listed in Websters. The unmitigated gall you demonstrate in critiquing the erstwhile efforts of others is beyond excuse. Where the hell is your pair boy? When will you entreat us to something other than the sniveling pretension of kinnegithood? I’m pissing on your back you peasant, but hell you’ll probably just SUCK that right in too huh? Do you have a pair? Do you even know what a pair is? Didn’t think so. Ask you squire to borrow his and maybe I’ll find some time to beat you hard enough to present Hamsters new floor covering for his tree. Just nod your head (I won’t ask, nor would I expect you to be capable of more) and I’ll send a suitable setup. I’m sure your reply will be filled with it’s normal quota of excuses about how such a lordly pile of sucked up ****e is incapable of understanding that this is a challenge and how it needs to be spelled out in terms a preschooler can comprehend. So give us some more of that slackjawed drool you attempt to pass off as prose oh mighty kinniget and prove once again your parents ignored the results of an amniocentesis. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor. Edited because I always do. [ 04-19-2001: Message edited by: DekeFentle ]

Hey you vomit spewing vermin, lets move on to the other thread. MM slap a lock on this manure pile.

Bombard this SOB with e-mail and report him to the software police!!! Who are the software police? Sign up his account on every porno board on the net, and every other place that will send unsolicited e-mail. Louts like this need to be stamped on HARD!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by aka_tom_w: SNIP But What I am requesting is MORE attention to wider vareity of 3D models that we can mod textures for later. More things like Houses, buildings, industrial complexes, storage depots, factories, airports, sea ports and say 5-7 different kinds of house and another 5-7 different kinds of 4 story buildings, at least two different styles of church perhaps.how about buildings that show 3-4 stages of damage and destruction as they turn to rubble. lets not forget a request for WAY better 3D rubble to be modeled. Different kinds of fences, high ones and low wire ones. I mean things like L shape buildings, and more fine detail on the 3D models. How about things like tanks leaving tracks in the snow? (It happens now in Flashpoint 1985) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Here Here! I agree whole heartedly! Feature like this and enhancements to the scenario editor would in of themselves provide me with everything I could expect from a follow up product.

Have you tried the FAQ thread? It's located somewhere in the first couple of pages. It's a must read for questions like this.

#16 and stalled. Get out the vote people!!!

Lorak Scribe a victory for Agua Perdid and a loss for me. The water boy is gamey as hell but I should of seen it coming based on who his Kinniget is. I shall return, maybe I'll die again but I refuse to go away. I do this soley for spite. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mannheim Tanker: ...that only piss-water beer must be served cold. It kills the taste, you know. That's why a good stout or brown ales strikes the pallete so pleasingly when served tepid. No problem, mate, since we understand that the only thing Down Under that tastes great when served tepid is...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> your sheilas. That being said I will note "taste great" is very subjective. It is my understanding that all Aussies prefer Pabst Blue Ribbon when they can find it. Of course the notion that an Ausiie can find...

Leeo my gamey use of cement was not your down fall. Your inept deployment, devoid of diligent terrain study was probably the single largest contributing factor. Attacking into the most logical portion of the map was a close second. Please feel free to make use of the afore mentioned uber bunkers in your defense so that I might demonstrate how to neutralize and destroy these expensive toys. Now get thee to thy computer and send the new set up. In addition notify your pathetic, piss-ant kinniget that after crushing you a second time, he will be expected to redeem the honor of his house by besting me in a scenario of my choosing. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor. [ 04-13-2001: Message edited by: DekeFentle ]

Game update: Berlichtingen Onward we slug. There’s still some kick left in this one but I fear the end is in sight. One never knows though, especially a foul evil one like Berli, we shall see… Agua Perdido This gamey nit is using armor to fire on my infantry! I am undoubtedly going to loose this one but who wouldn’t based on the water boy changing the game code to make his hellcat gunner into an ubergunner. I will drive on till death, something I seem to be doing way too much of late. Mace Just barely underway. I am sure I have made some grievous error here too. How else will I hold my perfect record in tact? Leeo You are a bastard! Your shoddy play places my perfect zero win record in jeopardy! When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor. Edited to remove silly code that didn't work. [ 04-11-2001: Message edited by: DekeFentle ] [ 04-11-2001: Message edited by: DekeFentle ]

the refrigerator to grab another bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon (the true Aussie beverage of choice) and then off to the bed room for a little...

Just a quick "bugger off" to all you poolers. I find my time constrained by the real world of late but don't think I'm not lurking. Game update to follow in a couple of days. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor. [ 04-10-2001: Message edited by: DekeFentle ]

I believe the proper way to start this is to direct Lorak to pay attention. Hey Lorak you toady scribe, WAKE UP!! I have been crushed by the horde of rodentia. Hamsters has forced me to consume his droppings. No other way to look at it unless of course you all want to be regaled with his gamey use of AT guns that stripped me of all armor support inside of three turns. Hamsters I still say that any attempt to delineate your ignorant, insufferable inadequacies would be lost upon the neurological debacle between your ears, but I do bow to your victory. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor. ------------------ Winning is why we play!

Mmmmm.... Perhaps your not the condom encased sausage I thought you to be Leeo In the spirit of our unlikely agreement over the stature of the whale sticker perhaps we should resolve our differences on the pixled field of dishonor? If you can get your face out of your liege lords arse long enough to put something together let me know. ------------------ Winning is why we play! Edited Because I can't fricking type today. [This message has been edited by DekeFentle (edited 04-03-2001).] [This message has been edited by DekeFentle (edited 04-03-2001).]

Piss off, I'm at work and I threw that together in about five min. ------------------ Winning is why we play!

His "big one" was almost in turn caught. Onward and upward I cryed grabing my... ------------------ Winning is why we play!

All who view this diatribe can see, that of Leeo it’s been said Better to bet on snow in hell, than synaptic activity in his head. With no thought for the gentle reader he vomits prose of slime. With a simpleton’s disregard for alliteration, meter and or rhyme. A pen of poisoned blather wielded by a goat, Leeo the sucking squire, copying words that others wrote. A conclusion in sympathy, that many of you may reach, is that this poor misguided case is out of medical reach. So to a quiet place of rest, I think you should retire. Ending your abortive groveling of inanity and ire. Remember mein klienes kind the often quoted golden rule. Wary of doing unto others as they may do unto you. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor. ------------------ Winning is why we play! Edited because the cretin below was right, which I guess puts me in the less than desired position of accepting corrections from said cretin. Ah well, that still places my position in the hierarchy around here volumes ahead of leeo. [This message has been edited by DekeFentle (edited 04-03-2001).] [This message has been edited by DekeFentle (edited 04-03-2001).]

Back to your dish son. There’s a good lad. Your betters have all heard your whine and instructed the servants to give you first crack at the slop jars come morning. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor. EDITED: Damn coding... ------------------ Winning is why we play! [This message has been edited by DekeFentle (edited 04-03-2001).] [This message has been edited by DekeFentle (edited 04-03-2001).]

You pompous toad, I am the Original leather clad biker. My dentures do not require brushing after each meal, they need only a good soak at night. I have long wondered at the your propensity for spin and misinformation. From what mail-in source did you receive your degree? Would it surprise any reader of these festered felicities to learn that your sheepskin is really Croda scrotum? Back to your ambulance chasing old sod. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor. ------------------ Winning is why we play!

I have been absent due to physical illness. Upon attempting to catch up in this pit of prattling pundits I have relapsed. Lorak You add Lawyer as consi… whatever? and leave out The Whupin' boy? You aborted intestinal leaving! Hamsters It is not over. It’s almost over. It’s getting there. Well maybe the fat lady is warming up. Anyway I never say die but I can imitate the act fairly well. Berlichtingen Things are looking more and more interesting. I wonder if that schreck crew will take out the gun before the HQ gets it? Agua Perdido I am waiting for you to parade out that damn Hellcat driver I must repay his kindness. Mace I still owe you a setup. As noted above my health precluded my sending it last weekend. I will attempt to get it out tonight. The rest of you bugger off. Especially you Leeo. Your inane drivel is by far le bas du bas of the flaccid fecal engorged blather that pervades this prosaically penned panorama of pompous kinnigets and egg-sucking squires. The infantile invectives contained in your posts point to an obvious genetic deficiency of a magnitude normally allotted to only the stillborn. A pox upon you, you dingleberry gulping lickspittle. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor. ------------------ Winning is why we play! [This message has been edited by DekeFentle (edited 04-02-2001).]

That site is not all that easy to negotiate but give it a try. Per calculations CMBO is now sitting at 18. Remember those famous words from Chicago "Vote early, vote often!" ------------------ Winning is why we play!

Seanachai & Shandorf It would appear 5:00 has turned into 5:30. I will be at a table with laptop open. hopefully that should serve to identify me. ------------------ Winning is why we play!

Hamsters, Berlichtingen, Agua Perdido I was called away on an emergency basis last Sunday and have only today found a place to gain access to this festered infrastructure of organic fertilizer. I shall be returning to my home (barring going down in an airline disaster, which you all hope for I am sure) Friday evening ZULU –6. As I recall my games are proceeding as follows. Hamsters Whacking the crap out of my armor with his AT guns. (note to self “buy ATG’s on the defense when high quality troops are available”) My infantry is still intact and the battle has yet to be truly joined. Berlichtingen I have him right were I want him. He is directly on top of me pummeling the crap out of me. This means it will be easy to direct my counter strike. When do re-enforcements arrive during QB’s? Agua Perdido This poor sod is still trying to run my guns out of ammo as he advances across our “fecking pooltable”. Mace Set-up will arrive NLT Saturday. Seanachai & Shandorf Tuesday @ 17:00, Kieran's Irish Pub, see you there. The rest of you are beneath mention, but a general “sod off” is always appropriate. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor. ------------------ Winning is why we play!