Noba

Because you posted photos on FaceBook. Noba.

Shavian House? What the! Do you have sponsorship from Gillete? Maybe it's the way you have your back shaved in strips. Noba.

Fail. Epic Fail. That to took you way to long to spot the obvious opening left for you by Foole Radley. Noba.

I'm sorry, but Fat and Stupid is definitey worth more than a fake Caring and Sharing routine. Trying to rip sincerity off Lawyers and Politicians, plus Real Estate Agents, Bankers, Car Dealers.... you get my point, doesn't cut the mustard. You need to be more inventive. Fat and Stupid is still the leader. There's actually something I like about you, too. But I can assure you rubbing up against your gut is not one of them. (Although I think you had better make a wide berth around the paddock). I know, I did say "berth" when I could have used "girth", but that would be just too cruel. No, it's your simple approach to life. Your love of your betters knows no bounds. You're like the slobbering Labrador that wipes itself all over everyone and anything all the time thrashing the air with it's fat tail, killing and maiming children - and the furniture on it's ride through life. Did I mention predictability? Like-wise with the Lab as with you... we know exactly what your whining and moaning will be about as soon as we see your post. It's all about you, isn't it? You're the precursor, the excuse Generation X (or is it Y?) use to complain that the world owes them something. Something I would tell you, but not the rest of the world ? Nah, there's no such thing as compartmented secrets. Once uttered, never recalled. Mind you, I do have a passion for women with tattoos. Noba.

Off-shore, drunken Australian? Now there's something.... no, wait. Don't bother. Noba.

And your feeble excuse for being late to the party, is ? Drunk? Senile? Fat and Stupid? Got stuck up a creek without a paddle? Police wouldn't accept your "Get out of jail card Free?" ...all of the above? Noba.

Fixed that for you.... Noba.

Look, don't go adding to his stupidity by egging him on. And since when did Shakespeare appear in Normandy. Sheesh. Noba.

The red light district, obviously. Noba

Thanks. Let's hope Real Life does not interfere.... Noba.

So what is the date for the AUS preview, and where? My frequent flyer points want to know. Noba.

No, obviously your attention span failed you again because you missed this... Noba.

And his face. Noba.

No mortein, Huh? Noba.

And the Daft Old Codger is perfectly correct. Noba.

JoeJoeJoe. I know you're into team building an' all that crap, you being a Banker*, an 'all. But really, he's just another 'merican bum with no hope of bettering himself in any way, whatsoever. So why build him up, just to kick him down again... ? Wait.... Got it. Noba. * Bankers now have a worse reputation than Car Salesmen, Real Estate Agents and Polititions. Go to the top of the class.

You're like tinnitus, you know that? There should be a law against something like you, you know, goes against the laws of nature and not even gene therapy can cure it. I hear they have a job going at Cern, they want some one to them help catch the Higgs Boson. You should apply, since neither of you have a clue about reality. We know you are full of self importance but really, and I mean really, this ego leaking has got to stop. You'll end up like OFJ ! I'm warning you. Now go away, go very far away. Where there is no Internet access, preferably. Noba.

Do you ever look in the mirror and think "my brain has gone. I hope it went to a good home". Do you know how hard it is to ignore the "Mens magazines" in this here hairdressing shop just to reply to you? Useless sod, go paddle up the creek, without the paddle. Noba.

I pray not, M'Lady, I pray.... NOT ! Noba.

Damn. I hate inverted logic. Noba.

Thanks for asking, but I'm too tired, I'd rather sit. Noba.

That won't work, I'm afraid. Everyone knows OFJ has no personality, hence, no personal details. Noba.

Fixed that for you. Noba.

OI ! Get back here you slippery sod, you 'ave to pay for that you know ! Noba.

Blah-de-Blah. Pity you can't spell as well as you say you can play. Since you pulled out of our last game when you were losing, I'd say you should send a setup. Of course, if you stay sober long enough to actually send an AK setup, around 2000 points, meeting type battle, then you can truly say you have taken a bumbling step forward, or somefink. Noba.