Lars

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Patch: [sniff, sniff] I hope you pillocks are satisfied with what you did to poor FlossieJeff.[/sniff, sniff] Persephone<hr></blockquote> You blame us for a suicide? Oh, right then. Gentlewyrms and Ladies, there is still the exalted rank of Pissboy for AussieJeff. Somebody warm up the difibulator and apply it to various parts of his still warm corpse until signs of an intelligent post appears.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>I would challenge you NOW to a Tourney! <hr></blockquote> Aaauugh! My eyes! Edit your post, you idjit. Point of order, Hanns. While Aussiejeff may be incompetent, I believe his doctors said incontenent. Or maybe it was incoherent. At least he posts that way. Hmm, on second thought, he posts both ways. Or is it all three? Ah well, screw it. Somebody change the babbling idiot’s diaper.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Btw, has my GrandSquire ponied up with any photos of these lasses he's taken up with lately? I, uh, find it my duty as his GrandSire to ... uh ... advise him on his choices.<hr></blockquote> No, but he did point out that tomorrow night is something called “Foam Wrestling” at that den of perversion he is working in. This may bear further investigation to be sure it sinks to the low standards we have here and that the lad isn’t being led into a Maceian level of degradation.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Having spent DAYS trolling thru the last few stinking OFFICIALPENG MBT's conducting INTENSE and MEANINGFUL research, as of 11am Perth Time, I have pleasure in announcing the WINNER of this year's All BTS Forums' HOAX Award (HOt Air Xtreme): <hr></blockquote> Shaw, you go ahead and point out the fact that if you’re going to go back and read the last few incarnations of the MBT, you would think only the posts therein would count. The whole thing smacks of grogginess anyway. {sigh} Now if he would only read the first few incarnations of the MBT.

No, no, no, AussieJeff. Only Official Cesspool posts count, ya git. Now go back and count again. {that should keep him out of our hair for awhile}

S'ok, Panzer Leader, just can't miss an opportunity to put the boot in.

Ooh, Panzer Leader, you're really in a snit. Should have taken Allies.

Took the Axis side, Panzer Leader? Tsk, no challenge in that.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by CMplayer: Sure. Just as soon as you admit you hacked the file and cheated your way to a draw.<hr></blockquote> It wasn't necessary. I was playing YOU.

Has your Dog/Cat/Small Child ever peed under your computer desk because you were too busy playing CM? (10)

CMplayer, your petulant whining about a feckin draw doesn’t become you. Well, actually it does. That’s what you get when you to play a scenario from the Evil One. Send another Setup, you git! Perhaps a Rune scenario, he’s a nice guy.

1. Yes 2. No, only the leader in control gives benefits.

Roight!, a sing-song then. I've got Ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas, I've got Forty thousand French francs in my fridge, I've got lost of lovely lire, Now the Deutschmark's getting dearer, And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge. There is nothing quite as wonderful as money, There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash, Some people say it's folly, But I'd rather have the lolly, With money you can make a splash. There is nothing quite wonderful as money, There is nothing like a newly minted pound, Everyone must hanker For the butchness of a banker, It's accountancy that makes the world go round. You can keep your Marxist ways For it's only just a phase... For it's money money money makes the world go round.

Is the warp engine when someone flushes?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by CMplayer: FOUL! What evil file butchery have you been engaged in you dirty cheat? The scenario is 45 turns long, but suddenly the game ends on turn 38. Plus I get up a game end map, but you ALREADY know the result AND the game wants to make ANOTHER THIRD AAR FILE to send to you. AND the file crashes my copy of CM. That is very strange, to say the least. I will not accept the result until a complete enquiry has been made into the circumstances of this very suspicious 'draw'.<hr></blockquote> I wondered about that myself. But then I remembered that this was a Berli scenario. I suggest you send all inquiries to the Dark One. I'd rather be lucky than good any day.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Louie the Toad: IMHO based upon 45 years of wargaming, this is the most thrilling wargaming experience since throwing rocks at plastic soldiers.<hr></blockquote> Oh! Oh! Don't forget the firecrackers!

Panzer Leader, teaching dirty words to a 12 year old, shame on you! That's his uncle's job.

UPDATE!!!! In some Godforsaken Scenario called ”A Long And Bloody Mile” by the lazy Prince of Darkness, Berli {to damn lazy to give out a panzershreck or two, grumble, grumble}. Recall, Lads, that this was a ”Blood Hamster” Match against that pillock CMplayer. Also recall that the complete and utter pillock MrSpkr {even more of a pillock than CMplayer} gave away the entire German Order of Battle. And take note of the fact that the best troops the Germans had were GREEN, as opposed to the not so good troops which were CONSCRIPT. And further more, the Dirty Rotten Teeth side {that be you, CMplayer} had TANKS, and ARTY, and other nasty splody type things. The Final Results: Lars (Axis) – 45 CMplayer (Allies) – 55 A DRAW!!! CMplayer, you should have been able to grind me into toothpaste. A little dash, a little vigor, hell, a little LEADERSHIP and my sig line would have been yours. All I have to say is, Neener, Neener, Neener!!!!!!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by StellarRat: Yes, we are lucky. I don't miss "manual" wargaming at all. We still don't have all the realism or AI's that can match a decent human player, but at least you can play when you want to against the computer. Sometimes it was difficult to find opponents for boardgames. Oh and I forgot to mention that most of the board wargames took hours and hours to play. In fact, it could take literally days to finish some of them.<hr></blockquote> Months was more like it. Remember War in Europe? And you forgot to mention the joy of sorting through all those chits just to set up the game.

Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate book before opening. The CD is inside.

I thought you were trolling around to get in on the “newbie” challenge, Stuka.

Wondering if you could set it up so the computer AI is fooled into processing turns for the second session of CM.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Herder: Panzerman: A mode I can see my final post in case I made a mistake. I was hoping the edit markers would be enough context, heh. <hr></blockquote> But that would take all the fun out of it for Germanboy.

That is bad luck. How many times did you reload and try again? BTS might be interested in this one.

As long as there is no glare on the screen you should be good. Most CAD shops are kept very dimly lit. A small lamp works well. Just enough to read by.