Lars

Berli, if your ten challenge openings are not yet full of SSN’s, I’ll take a piece of that brimstone action. If all slots should happen to be filled, go tell Persephone that the biscuits are too hard and the gravy is lumpy.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr> Originally posted by Paramecium bursaria: Your mind-games are too subtle for me. <hr></blockquote> Too subtle, eh? Try this one. Stick your index finger up your nose to the third joint and wiggle it. Don’t feel nothin? I thought so.

A quick update, Agua Perdido– no turns. MrSpkr – no turns. OGSF – no turns. Hanns – one turn and a new GF. Noba – one turn but haven’t looked yet. AussieJeff – a few turns, one less Firefly and one less church. Iskander – a few turns, but who can tell what’s been going on as we’re both drunk. So Pondscum, I suggest you challenge Agua, MrSpkr or OGSF.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Colonel_Deadmarsh: Just curious...how do you bottom-dwellers support yourselves if you're talking to your pseudo-intellectual friends all day on this stupid thread? Is their some kind of a government system in place to keep you refresh monkeys from starving?<hr></blockquote> Yep, and your tax dollars are paying for it. Now, don't you feel better?

Nice pic, Persephone. But the wee spaniel doesn’t look sad enough.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lawyer: We need a good logo for our planes.<hr></blockquote> It’s gotta be Mormon Wives nose art.

Best wishes for your sister, Hiram. Now for a laugh, Noba, that utter waste of outback space, not only challenges a Knigget of the Pool to battle, he sends a setup with what he thought was a ME, and it turned out to be a Attack/Defend. Guess who got the benefit of the extra points? Squires these days, sheesh. And Seanachai loses to these guys? {edited to add and child, that is good news} [ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: Lars ]</p>

Check your video card drivers. Also check the other threads on Win XP problems.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Croda: Missed the boat again. <hr></blockquote> If you would pay attention and not wander off for months at a time, you would know that I’m not a SSN. Secondly, it’s Panzer Leader’s thread title, not mine, and blessed by the Bald One. Now go wander off for months at a time again.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by dalem: Hey Lars- Based on your sigline I'll ask you the following: What places do you recommend in the Twin Cities area for shooting? I've tried Armored Fire and some place in Blaine, and both were fine. Any places that are better for those of us with no rural land yet, or should I just join one of those? Thanks. -dale<hr></blockquote> You would do best to ask Hanns. He’s a city boy and will know the best local range in town if you want to join one. Try this link to find a free public one in any county. http://www.dnr.state.mn.us/enforcement/ranges/ I just go out in the country and let ‘em rip. We do have a few million acres of public land here ya know.

No problem, Panzer Leader. Now get a real job where you can slack off all day. In other news, one little challenge to Iskander and a whole weekend is lost in an alcoholic haze pondering tactical options. Black & Tan’s are good for that. Still, it’s getting me in fightin’ trim for vacation. Even Iskander can have his uses. Noba, your QB choice was rather pathetic. Overcast? The Justicar will be disappointed that there are no Jabos in this one. Even if he can’t fly them into the ground personally. Mewling worm that you are, you were probably afraid that he would land on top of you. <blockquote>quote:</font><hr> Originally posted by Aussie Jeff: (I bet Lars hasn't got enough to try double Aussie trouble)<hr></blockquote> Aussie Jeff, you lose. Your weak attempt at a challenge has been noted, a setup will be thrown at your feet tonight. You will be added to the pile of burnt Antipodean flora and fauna with relish {and maybe a little barbecue sauce}. Soon you will have lost twice. <blockquote>quote:</font><hr> Originally posted by OGSF: Thought better of at di ye? Realized wha ye dun an' voided ye bowels ain terror? Ah'll kick ye spotty arse aboot ain a game laddie, jus' gi' mae a reason tae bother!<hr></blockquote> OGSF, we all know the reasons Scots wear kilts. As a Scotsman can’t hold his liquor long enough for it to do him any good, he needs quick access to his wee little unit so he can pee against the walls of Edinburgh. Scots also enjoy a fresh breeze blowing up their bum as they have yet to install a toilet paper dispenser on said walls of Edinburgh. Yet I give them credit for the cunning dodge of making the amusing peccadillo of cross-dressing a national “tradition” and thereby acceptable in public. Must make you popular in the dark back alleys of Denver. I shall find a scenario that will let you have a Highlander “fling” {notice how the Scots always talk in pink triangle code?} and wing it your way soonest. Try not to let your skirt fly up in front of your face, nancyboy.

I vote for Peng, although the world always need another “deleted due to adult content”.

Left it up to Panzer Leader, no wonder it’s screwed up, Madmatt. Short and sweet then, The Rules: S) Go away. O) Go even further away. D) {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. O) This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. If your name is Iron Chef Sakai, go away now. F) The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. F) Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. !) If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest incovenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?). {edited to make the Germans feel superior} [ 01-14-2002: Message edited by: Lars ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Slapdragon: Orange Whip * 3 oz Orange juice * 1 oz Rum * 1 oz Vodka * 1 oz cream * ice Volunteer Gag (Bigh Orange Whip) * 3 oz Orange Juice * 3 oz Jack Daniels (No Kentucky Bourbon) * 1 oz cream * crushed ice whip drink in a blender.<hr></blockquote> Oh dear god...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Slapdragon: Orange Flip: * 10 cl Orange juice * 1 Egg yolk * 1 tblsp Honey Although the original Orange Flip from Savannah is: * 5 cl Orange Curacao * 5 cl Island Rum (100 proof) * 1 Egg yolk * 1 tblsp Honey<hr></blockquote> I think you're pointing the smelly finger the wrong way, Iskander. This kanigget actually has the recipe memorized!

Dink drink – Any drink with an umbrella, fruit mix, or found in a fern bar. “Orange Flip anyone? Three Orange Flips over here.” {see Blues Brothers} Pillock.

All right, Noba, send a setup. Whatever, whenever. If you can only kick garden gnomes about, you should be easy meat. Never send a midget to do a man’s job, I guess. Prepare to meet your doom, kangaroo hugger. To bad about the squire thing, you’ll end up just like Enos on the Dukes of Hazzard.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: And in IL-2 related news, the Cess Squadron is coming along nicely ... now if I could just hit something ... anything ... I'm not picky. <hr></blockquote> Try the ground. You should be able to manage that.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Not much of a struggle... now if he were a Marine...<hr></blockquote> He couldn't post more than a one line reply? {edited to add TWO lines} [ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: Lars ]</p>

Iskander, Since none of my other Cesspool opponents can be bothered to actually send a feckin turn, I’m ready for another assault upon my liver. So if you have the time to pull the umbrella out of your latest dink drink, send a setup, your choice of whatever and the usual rules. I have to get in fighting drinking trim for winter vacation. It’s an all-inclusive and I intend to put a hurt upon these third world people. You’ll lose again, of course. And Shandorf, you owe me a setup too, you utter waste of tournament ladder climbing space. No Iskander rules for you, lightweight. P.S. Thanks Lorak. And why the hell did you jump out of a perfectly good airplane? {edited due to the U.S school system, not the Oh so Uber German one} [ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: Lars ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by OGSF: A setoop? fer tha' rubbish? Ye call tha' taunting? Ah'd sooner saind a setoop tae a shaved weiner dog which ha' bin garrotted wi' Joe Ah cudnae play ye wi' mah troos sae soggy Shaw's underpant elastic an' laift ain tha fields o' France till at's sae bloated at's blotchy skin shines ain' tha burnin' rays o' tha stankin' sun. Ah's rather eat worms than saind tha vomit garglin' leeks o' yoo a setoop Jimmy! Ye're a scab encrusted, runny nosed slurper wi' a slight limp laddie, an' af'n ye think ye'll gi a setoop fer tha pathetic attaimpt ye kin clamp ye haid batween ye bum cheeks an' await ye naixt prrrogeny! <hr></blockquote> What did he say? I don’t speak the language of the subservient wankers who live in a hellhole that even the Romans didn’t want. Class? Anyone?

OGSF, you want kisses blown your way, send a setup. I will be more than happy to make a new sporran out of your wee little spaniel for you. It will be the best thing that ever happened to the pooch, being turned into a pouch. At least then HE will be useful. And buy an American English keyboard.

X. I kind of like it. An SSN who will always remain unknown. Let’s leave it that way. {edited cuz it's my post, and I ain't german} [ 01-07-2002: Message edited by: Lars ]</p>

Happiness is a clean Shotgun. Mmmm, Hoppe’s #9. Why don’t women put a little of this behind their ears? Smells so good. Puts you in the mood for a walk in the woods. Gamey things that don’t smell so good: Hanns – lucky enough not to poke his nose out and give me something to shoot at. I hates him. Agua – lucky edge-hugging S.O.B. shot my Hetzer on the run and now is behind me with his Hot Rod o’ Doom. I hates him lots. MrSpkr – lucky hull-down hiding S.O.B. just immobilized my SturmTiger with feckin arty. I hates him mostest.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Stuka: I have also never worn a wide brimmed hat adorned with corks on strings or worn a safari suit and sandals with socks. You people should not beleive everything you read about Australia. (except all the good stuff)<hr></blockquote> I thought that was the good stuff?