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Meanwhile, in the gamiest exhibition I have yet encountered in my CM career, Threebagsburst has dispatched THREE of my vet Cromwells in the opening seconds of battle. Something tells me he has cracked the password code in the text file and cheekily placed the most ubersome of his equipment right in my path. The barsteward is going to pay heavily for this blatent openfaced CHEATING...

Errrm. No. That ain't gonna happen, Ikisspansies. I mean the bit about you beatin' me. So far, in about 20 turns or so, you have moved about 2 inches and artilleried your own troops. You beatin' me is just a wet dream of yours little boy. My suntanned face is firmly affixed to it's current spot and I like it (woot Kitty). It's gonna take more that a bunch of uniformed geriatric blokes on walking frames to dislodge me, Pansyboy. StR

You feckless pansy. Scared hey? I thought so. So, there's no meat on your bones? Life must be hard in the sewers of whatever hick slum you bathe in. For the record, I don't give a rats (*) how long you've been here, who you know or what you are doing. I want to skin your hide in a PBEM and use it for insoles in my working boots. Do you understand? Don't go crying to your pals when I've issued a challenge and asking me to go easy on you, and you were here first. You have just proven to me how completely worthless a challenge you are. Forget it. I recall my offer. I'm sorry I made you cry. The next time I converse with you in any way, I'll bring a box of tissues. You Pansy

A Special Edition of The World at War on DVD is available on amazon.co.uk (can't find one on .com). Because it's on the UK site, it's encoded in region 2 so if you are outside Europe you will need a multi-region player. The price would normally be £99.99 (GBPounds) but there is a £20 reduction. This link (.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000059RGE/o/qid=983788018/sr=2-1/202-4084607-3671834) will take you there. I've edited out the WWW bit just in case the amazon page tried to load in this thread. Below is a quote from the page: I've just realised I should have posted it in General Forum. Please forgive me, I shall not do it again!

Attention please. Who is this 'other' Rat? This 'Robo' rat? This mechanical disease? This wind-up windbag? This cyborg pretender to the one and only, King Rat's crown? I say here and now, you witless clockwork sewer slumming rodent, you battery-beating sticky furred obese MOUSE, you plague carrying tiny wheeled vermin. I say, you are MINE. I shall uncloak your feigning hide and reveal for all that you are nothing but a cheap Tamiya made plastic imposter, a carpet covered tin cats toy, a flashing buzzing whizzing Taiwanese reject. Prepare your worthless chassis for the drubbing of your life, or at least until your batteries hold out. StR

Gpig, I feel for you, and understand. I have also just been banned for a week. Not only of CM, but using my computer totally! StR

Hey Kettenkrad GREAT name! I love those little things. Do you know where I could find a pic of one?

Some ingredients; 1 pint of Guinness in probably the best Irish pub in London. 1 Gin cocktail in one of the hippest bars in London 1 bottle of 1996 Merlot in the Groucho Club - one of the most select clubs in London, along with buffalo (yes, real buffalo!) steak and hand cut chips, all paid for by the Company. 1 half-hearted tauntless challenge by J'ais Handshandy Mix well with a tube ride home, and serve. Drunk? You betcha! Stuffed to the gills? You betcha! Getting up for work on time? Not on your nelly! Good night you worthless chimps, and I don't include Kitty in that catagory. She is an absolute Daaarling.

My Daimler will be long gone by the time you re-assemble your school boys for action. Take it as a lesson, hanging out at the back of the map while you relentlessly shell the VLs (hoping to catch me in them) will not bring you any rewards. Whereas, a proactive, tactical scouting mission will locate your enemy and provide you with a beautiful target to aim your 14"ers at. Tuck yourself up, munchkin, and prepare for rain.

...stick. It's a valuable family heirloom and has been used by generations." "I'm not surprised, you ugly twink. If that's what you use, I'd hate to see your...

Hey CrodaColor, how's your Hetzer?

I'm in or Stench dies.

Hey PansyNZ If you need some help with graphics and HTML doodar, let me know and I'll chip in.

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Thank you, Herbladder Burst, for informing me of what a complete plank I am. It shall not happen again.

Firstly, which e-mail address are you sending to? My personal addy or my work addy? If the latter, it has been down for most of the day and is now up and running like a mad March Hare. And who is 'WE'? Not that tribe of monkeys that frequent the local drinking establishments? Secondly, I am currently distributing the contents of many a 'Pool™ contributor. All for you m'Lord. When I find an appropriate method of avoiding the attention of my darling cohabitor, I will resume. StR

Firstly, which e-mail address are you sending to? My personal addy or my work addy? If the latter, it has been down for most of the day and is now up and running like a mad March Hare. And who is 'WE'? Not that tribe of monkeys that frequent the local drinking establishments? Secondly, I am currently distributing the contents of many a 'Pool™ contributor. All for you m'Lord. When I find an appropriate method of avoiding the attention of my darling cohabitor, I will resume. StR

Firstly, which e-mail address are you sending to? My personal addy or my work addy? If the latter, it has been down for most of the day and is now up and running like a mad March Hare. And who is 'WE'? Not that tribe of monkeys that frequent the local drinking establishments? Secondly, I am currently distributing the contents of many a 'Pool™ contributor. All for you m'Lord. When I find an appropriate method of avoiding the attention of my darling cohabitor, I will resume. StR

Firstly, which e-mail address are you sending to? My personal addy or my work addy? If the latter, it has been down for most of the day and is now up and running like a mad March Hare. And who is 'WE'? Not that tribe of monkeys that frequent the local drinking establishments? Secondly, I am currently distributing the contents of many a 'Pool™ contributor. All for you m'Lord. When I find an appropriate method of avoiding the attention of my darling cohabitor, I will resume. StR

Kitty, you have missed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/dynamic/news/top_story.html?in_review_id=365797&in_review_text_id=311142

At last! A competition I can compete in! Check me in, I'll be here for a while.

I haven't sent the freakin' file yet as I was banned from using my computer y'day for staying up until 3.30am the day before. This ban will be lifted, by my dictator of a girlfriend, at the end of the week. However, she is out and about after work tonight and, being a crafty little sod, will sneak in a couple of minutes as soon as I get home. I have tried to fathom out why you are in such dire need of being slaughtered like an especially fattened Christmas turkey by rural family that have fasted for the previous eight months, while dieting on rubberised kitchen floor tiles, the skirt around the sofa and the dog basket. Obligingly, I will concede to your wishes and send over the file tonight. Finally, my e-mail bounces? Bounces? What are you talking about? thelair is my own domain with 20Mb of unused space and an e-mail capacity of 2Mb. And you say my e-mail bounces? My dear Sir, I'm sure you have applied rigorous mathmatical formulas and logical extentions of current protocols in coming to this theory, but you have omitted the most obvious, that my e-mail does not wish to be associated with yourself and curtly returns your sycophantic messages unopened and uninterested. Sincerely, StR esq.

Kitty, stop me if I gush enough to make you bring back your breakfast, but I just hopped over to your site to see if I could find the Collection™ and I saw this AMAZING Tiger. Did you do that? If you did, cor blimey gov'ner, that is FANTASTIC. Now all I have to do is find out how to instal mods... StR

Evenin' folks The movie is saved in Quicktime, so you need to have it installed to run. I believe v3 will run it, but v4 is faster and less 'jerky' (not beef) due to memory enhancements. I love that movie and watch it every time I start up. Was it staged or are they clips of test play or something? I will pop over to PansyNZs site to watch the original. Didn't know there was one one, so that's a nice surprise. StR On a side note, what's happened to Robbe/wun?

Ron Jeremy looks like one of the Mario Brothers.