stevetherat

Apologies to Wildman and Marlow I have just realised I have sent you the most humungous files known to man. I have learnt from this and am now in the possession of MacZip. My files will now be smaller and more efficient, but no less deadly. Think of them as concentrated arsenic as opposed to full cream milk. Once again, apologies. Steve

The weenie fight has started. Whinemoan has sent the file, finally. I was willing to accept an unconditional surrender to save the brat's pride, but it has been refused. This is going to be legend. For your amusement and education I will hang the entire battle up on my web site as a proclamation and definition of tactical genius. This pimple on the inner surface of my rectal passage will be mocked for millennia. Generations will come to know the Wildman gene slop to be insufficient to produce even a good daisy, let alone even the smallest and insignificant amoeba. Behold, in this place are born legends.

Lora Maybe someone put the wrong labels on the shells at the factory. You better withdraw from battle and check the whole lot. Shame.

Lora Maybe someone put the wrong labels on the shells at the factory. You better withdraw from battle and check the whole lot. Shame.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda: I'll tell you what stevethehighlyregardedtacticianofhistime, should you prevail over WildMan should? There's no question about that! then I will give you the game that you are so avidly seeking, if only because it may actually shut you up to leave you dead on the battlefield. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Crocus, my dear slime scraper I humbly and eagerly accept your Challenge™. Pencil it in for July 2006 (going by the rate Whoreman is proceeding). See you there. Steve

This experience has occurred to me several times and I have recently found the cause of this. Upon viewing a playback movie in scrutinous detail, I discovered a slight time shift - very subtle. I took the film to the Scotland Yard labs and had then analyse it. They discovered that the entire crew had been abducted by aliens, experimented on and replaced relatively unharmed, but completely unaware of their experience. What seems like hours of intrusive, sweaty, damp, probing, carnal experimentation had only been about 1 or 2 seconds in our time. Subsequently, while the crew where coming round and recounting their experiences in detail to each other, the half-track they had spotted only moments before simply carried on its way. Probably toward your rear end, a place where any self-respecting, tin-helmeted, highly trained practitioner of pain would go. Regards Steve

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jshandorf: No one but you ratboy could have made themselves coming off looking like such a complete moron like you just did. Jeff <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> [shrugging like one of those Stallone-like 'real' men] I knew she was gay. I could tell by the way she wrote. Yeh, wasn't interested anyway. I've got hundreds of girlfriends. Thousands! And they're all models. So there.

No, no. I'm not looking far enough! What I really apologise for is posting the damn picture in the first place! Holy Jesus, if I knew it was going to come to this...

I hereby formally apologise for my earlier post. It was rude and slightly (actually, quite a lot) brainless and was a heat-of-the-moment reaction. Again, sorry.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Scipio: Fact is: America has won the war vs Germany, so Germany was the guilty. WRONG, arsewipe. The ALLIES won the war against the Axis armies. America has won the war vs Russia, so Russia was the offender. WRONG AGAIN, ****-for-brains. NATO 'won' the war against the Soviet States. Cheers<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Cheers? **** off! [This message has been edited by stevetherat (edited 01-17-2001).]

There goes that politics bit again... Commy, are you on a secret mission?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wildman: Stevie, ...trying to sound like a man while following Moron around with dustpan and brush wearing a rather fetching lace pinney and rubber gloves... ---<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Am I looking forward to fertilizing the battlefield with you! I shall be standing there atop the highground pointing and laughing in hysterical fits while you and your troops fumble around packing your vases and wallhangings into battle. Get a f'ing move on.

OK, stop it! Evil? I'll tell you what's evil. The fumes that eminate from my between my back pockets. I don't know what it is, maybe my diet, maybe my lifestyle, but pure evil it most definately is. I need a saviour!

I'm betting this time tomorrow your inbox will be one of the fattest things in the world. My formula for this equation: half decent looking female + BB full of pubescent zit ridden nerds = fat inbox. Fat inbox + (PZR nerd x n) = fattest inbox in the world. (n = the number of replying PZR nerds)

Jumbo, I can't exactly say 'No history please'. I meant that this is not a multi-levelled picture with subliminal undertones saying 'Vote Naziism'. It's just a funny pic. But anyway, how was your day? Mine was busy with some quiet bits. The weather here is very cold, but short of Siberian standards. Lots of sun and blue sky though. Steve

Weldworm Time of the month? I thought so. Take an Asprin™ and sit down with low lights. You f'ing speck of house dust. How dare you get a proper game in before ME! I made my presence and intentions felt way before you did, you sack of shrivelled gonads. Tell me, who's arse have you been cleaning with your tongue, you f'ing squeegee? Exactly how long do I have to wait anyway? My boredom threshold level 10 (reserved for retarded, slobber-covered, food-encrusted, hyperactive 2 year olds) has already been passed. You have defined a new level of numbness. Well done. Marlow, you reek of some dribbling perverted old man that has found a new 'lodger' to play with. Arsewipe.

Erm... Blimey! Jumbo, have I tread on your enormously large feet? Whoops. Lighten up geeza. It's a funny pic, that's all. No politics on this thread please. Steve

Forgot to say thanks to Rob. Cheers Rob.

Form an orderly queue. No pushing please.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Crodas Special Envoy and Chief Shafting Hole, jd: Croda asked if I could post this for him: An Open Letter to the CessPool: By this letter I hope to convey two things to everyone: 1. I am as scared as a yellow-backed fat chicken facing an enormous salivating (and very hungry) red fox carrying a sizzling frying pan with my name on it. 2. Since stevetherat started posting here proclaiming that he wanted my hide for tanning and resale to a particularly nice Saville Row cobbler, I have become rather reluctant to show my face and would ask you nice people to tell him to go away so I can come out to play again. Yours, Croda<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh dear, I think Crodas nappy needs changing.

Cheers Rob

Hey Hareem I have a shiney boot here for you. Where do you want it? Send a set-up a you scaley, fart-arsed, flock of whores, reptile.

Hey Rob I think US and UK Armies required slightly different things from their armoured carriers. That, and not all halftracks could be made by one company in the timeframe required, thus slight differences. Most (if not all) US halftracks mounted the whopping great .50 cal MG, but the UK halftracks did not (even though they are modelled in CM, I think). Squad sizes were also different between US and UK forces. Have I covered everything? More importantly, have I got it right? Steve

Well, how do I do it? I've got a small pic I want to share with you all but I can't find out how to include it. I've seen a few screen shots, etc so it is possible somehow. Please help. Steve

Through long cold Winter I, fruitless, try to engage Evil Peng Threaders I taunt them. Reply? No, contented, they ignore Is it they tremble? Yes, as cold jelly Their Winter is fulfilling As mine grows darker When will my Spring come? When will the Threaders reply? I wait, perched, for relief Here is my war cry For all those lowly Threaders That hear me taunt here Put on your war smock Make your plans with vengeance Let battle commence!