Stuka
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How about sending me a turn, Hammy old germ.
I don't care which psuedonym send it, anyone will do (except Harpooner)
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My bike is jet black, does that mean I could model it as an SS vehicle?
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On lunch, so bite me.
And no I don't mean that literally!
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Not to mention your Thomas the tank engine night cap and the Telly Tubby hot water bottle.......
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Go to bed David, your Winnie the Pooh pajamas are calling you........
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Ahh, 'Old & Bitter', thats the way to be. I mean, it works for Seanarchooey doesn't it?
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Originally posted by PeterNZer:
I am currently crushing your master, Stuka and i shall crush you.
Hmmm, Peter you seem to have an interesting slant on reality. Sustained aerosol abuse will do that to you I suppose.
As I see it, my attack is going swimmingly. As you see it, well you can't see it can you? Thats a champion smokescreen I'm laying isn't it?
I must admit your arty is rather heavy and has frightened Colin the company dachshund. But as it is indirect and my troops are spred throughout the woods under direct company and platoon command, they are doing quite nicely thank you very much.
The worst is yet to come for you, Herr PenileNZ
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Wheres David gone?
Most probably off to bed. (And without washing either I'd wager. He is English after all)
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I have read that Soviet tankers were in the habit of spreading wet tarpaulins on the ground when firing from fixed positions in order to reduce the dust cloud giving away their postion.
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So this is David's house eh?
Lets see....embossed floral wallpaper, heavy rose petal curtains and gaudy dark red (again floral patterned) carpets. Not enough room to swing a cat in the lounge room, garage full of laundry and the car in the driveway.
Yup, definitely an English cesspool.
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Har Har...yeah! Go for the GeForce 2 MX. Its cheap, reliable and gives you all the fruit. Umm, Ummm!
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Get your hand off it, Tom.
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Originally posted by harpooner:
I am a Bhuddist Rastafarian Agnostic
No your'e not. Your'e a Git.
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What do you expect from a 12 year old copper?
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Originally posted by Mark IV:
I still feel that the move commands for minefields are undermodeled, and will soon post a 5000-word opinion on "Running With Minefields".
Grog, Grog, Grog. Don't you just hate them? You need only poke them with a sharp stick (or a Mensch, he's a prick) and all the grog just starts oozing out of them.
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I have had an opponent in a recent game lose a particularly annoying Tiger to "mechanical failure" (as he claimed )
So perhaps it is already modelled, although I have yet to have this confirmed or denied.
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Originally posted by Seanachai:
Well, clearly the Honeymoon is over, and the weirdness has reached disturbing levels. Here, one of the young, well-groomed, and attractive members of the Thread stand by to console Stuka's wife when this comes out in court.
Oh, did I say Peng? I meant to say 'napalm'
I was being ultra groggy there for a minute in an attempt to appease my new grog cyber boyfriend (and you know who you are, Andy) to ensure our game continues, as his early losses have perhaps given rise to a conspicious absence from my in-box.
Tch,Tch,Tch
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But Shraddy darling, you were the 'biker' guy. All that leather ummmmmmm.
How did you think mensch was going to react?
If your butt is hurt'in, don't blame me..
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They're just mating, give them some space you perverts!
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I'd rather them just have a decent flame war here and then sit back to see who gets banned first....
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PH show?? explain yourself young Simone.
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Originally posted by Leeo:
Was that good, boss? Huh, was it? Didn't I do good, Sire, Didn't I?
A damn fine piece of grovelling there, young squire...yes fine indeed!
As for your bold attempt to start a new Peng thread...Well, paint me purple and call me Priscilla! I don't know wether to slap you down like the impudent pup you are or fit you up for a bigger cod piece. Those must be mighty large Cajoolies your'e swinging around there to have the nerve to attempt a coup de etat like that.
Of course no Knigget would ever post to a squires thread, but you are to be acknowledged at least for your audacity if not for your stupidity.
Remember your place M'lad.
Now fetch the piss bucket with all speed!
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Leave me alone, I'm not that Stuka.
I think your'e looking for Von Schrad. (I wish I had $5000 for every time someones made this mistake)(Come to think of, I just wish I had $5000)
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Hi Mom!
How The Peng Challenge Was Won And Where It Got Us
in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
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Nice try fat boy, but it ain't gonna work.
I yawn in your general direction.