Stuka
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Elvis, of all the Cesspool mugshots, yours is the silliest looking so be careful lobbing the term 'wankers' around.
People in glass houses etc.....
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jSharndorf, the only reason you found the girls to be so abrasive was because you are homely as a hatfull of A**holes and you smell of elderberries.
I lived in the UK from 1989-1991 and had to keep beating the girls away with a stick!
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Kitty, now that we are in the land of Fog and damp, I will be pleased to wear the "Ear of Chucky", although it will need a good scrub as there is no doubt that Camilla Parker-Bowles has had her Grubby Mitts on it. Although on the bright side, that ear has also seen Princess Diana in the buff so 'thanks' Kitty, your'e ACE!
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You can polish Maces flagpole, or should I say, Flagpin.
He likes that sort of thing.
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Can anyone help Mensch find his marbles?
I think one of them has rolled under Peng's sofa and gotten stuck in something nasty.
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I just took out 2 of my opponents Panthers at 800m+ with an unsupported M10 ( from head on!)
Go figure.
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Mensch, what the hell are you jibbering on about?
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Aww c'mon Kitty, fix my ear. I look like a damn elf.
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Stuka
Originally posted by dalem:Umm, is anyone else a little bothered by the fact that this looks way too much like Ron Jeremy?
Or the sixth and little known member of the Village People.
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Originally posted by Lorak:
Sadly I see I got the fat, lazy officer look
And I got the "I'm too pretty to die" soldier look. The one who has the family photos in his breast pocket with the child he has never seen, who gets shot to **** right at the climax {Down etc..} of the film.
Just to make the audience say "Feh".
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Wow!
What a blast from the past...
So many of these names have gone by the wayside since those times.
I propose a moments silence to honour the fallen.......
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It would appear that we are in the eighth Reich of Peng.
Ha! Beat that Hitler!
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I think I am the victim of a little 'ear modification'.
Youv'e seen Loraks cesspool pikkys and I don't feel I'm quite as big a wingnut as kitty would have you beleive.
oh yes, ans as far as haircuts go....DaleM was my target earlier which you would have realised if you'd read Germyboys previous post, you eeediot!
Monster magnet fav song is "Negasonic teenage warhead" ooh yeah momma!
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Kitty, you are definitely a top-sheila, spunk-rat and no mistake!
Jeez, I knew I was handsome but to see me in uniform......I went all wobbly at the knees!
Mind you, at the other end of the spectrum, I got a cold shiver when I saw the be-speckled nazi type, Berli...oooh...evil personified or what?
And Elvis? A happy little pommy if ever I saw one. One lump or two in your tea M'lud?
I don't know how your'e gonna turn Maces sideburns and mo' into something resembling a 40's era photo but if anyone can it'll be yourself.
Keep it up! Down Bauhaus!
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Get a haircut, Hippy.
Or are you auditioning for a gig with 'Monster Magnet'?
[This message has been edited by Stuka (edited 02-26-2001).]
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Boru, get your ass in the Cesspool pronto, soldier!
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Originally posted by mensch:
sad realy your wife is writing me how worried she is about you and btw.. she looks real hot in that black nightie .. tell her to send more photos of her on the couch.. those are wow.
Grego, old Bratwurst.
Before you trip over yourself running to the spare room to get the box of tissues and the jar of vaseline, how about you send those turns you owe me?
Then and only then may you continue with your wanking extravaganza.
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Originally posted by Geier:
To MrPeng
Send me the right file or I'll make bloodpudding (which really is yum-yum)
out of you
So good to see I'm not the only one suffering from Peng's "I'll just send any old file I can find" syndrome.
4 of his last 5 e-mails have contained old turns or my own turns.
His dementia is becoming more firmly entrenched it would seem.
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No one else cares Kitty, but I'll respond to your post.
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Hey, I haven't laughed so much until Mensch stepped in one of his turds and went arse up!
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Doug, that Steve Irwin has his reptile farm about 45 min drive from where I live and let me tell you, he is as complete and utter freeking dickhead in real life as he is on TV when it comes to the care needed to be taken around these creatures.
Fair dinkum, one day he will make a little mistake and then "BAM" will get 'taken' and man, I'm gonna laugh my guts up when that happens coz he is a total twat who has outrun his luck more times than he should have.
You should see this guy in the flesh, he just doesn't give a **** and that can only go on for so long before...woops!!!
Pls don't think he is representative of Australians because most of us have got more brains than that.... I happen to like snakes and lizards but from my time in the north I also know to respect them.....
Steve Irwin,....Sheesh...dickhead hunter.
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Good Grief, Peng doing the 'bump'?, now I've seen it all.
Sir Peng, I take your challenge to Lord Raglan
in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
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But I had a whale of a time!
I was racing Speedway motorcycles professionally and let me tell you, there is not much more thats guaranteed to get the girlies into a hot, blithering frenzy than a man in a full leather race suit. Pommies or not, (some of them did smell a bit 'funny') it was the best time........