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Andreas

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  1. All two of them? Maybe, but then again I am not surprised that Ozzies think their wine is the best. I am even less surprised that the English believe them. Let's see - amount of Oz wine in Sainbury's? Tons. Amount of Oz wine in French hypermarché? None. I rest my case. You can always compete for the 'I wouldn't bring this wine to a party of people I hated most.' award with the Californians though.
  2. To top it all off, Noba, it is Australian wine. Or should that be - 'what Australians make the English believe wine is'? I feel for you - well, I would, if you weren't Australian. So I actually just laugh at you while I cherish my copy of CMBB... With no manual at all.
  3. Was that the question where you ask BTS to pay up for some imaginary damage to your computer or the one on whether there are problems? Because the latter one has been answered two or three times, and I guess most people would assume that you are not quite serious about the first one.
  4. Alex, were you the Kiwi at the preview at my place? I am getting old, for a fanboy, and my memory goes
  5. Hannibal, it is a bit more complex than that Which T34? When? Where? Rarity on? Variable or Standard? In general MBTs are around where they were in CMBO methinks - I have not made a direct comparison though, mostly because I don't care much for points. Wait a few days, find out for yourself
  6. Great idea. I will make a Manuel. And also a Julio, a Pedro and a Hernando http://community.battlefront.com/uploads/emoticons/default_wink.png' alt=';)'> </font>
  7. 12,8cm PAK - just thought I give you a glimpse of the first and the latest... It's also called 'Wehrmacht Penis Envy'
  8. I am sorry, but this is just ridiculous. It is so ridiculous that I will not even bother outlining a shred of evidence against this claim. You should listen to yourself. Battlefront turns away from the wargamers. What next? Stoiber joins the Green Party?
  9. dizee - Mediamarkt seems to have lots of them. BTW - has anyone noted the ranging sticks on the IG18? Cor Blimey Guv, even after X months I am still discovering new bits.
  10. No it isn't, build a 1941 AG North scenario, and tell me what you see.</font>
  11. Shouldn't that be signed "Outraged, Brigadier (Mrs.)" ?</font>
  12. There are probably more Scandinavians that speak good English than there are Japanese
  13. Still better than not having the vehicles at all, not?
  14. Awww, come on, you can not suddenly bring Reason™ into this. I was beginning to enjoy it... Fit to be a letter in the Daily Torygraph: 'Dear Sir! I am appalled! My mate down the store told me that a software he has never seen will need me to do this and that on my machine which may or may not mess it up. He is an expert! Fix or somefink. Or else I will sulk. Never mind that none of the customers who has just received it has reported any problems. Yours helplessly, Outraged From Antwerp Ps. When we were fighting the wogs in Indonesia, a funny thing happened to my mate, which has absolutely no bearing on this, but I shall relate it anyway, because it brings out well how this country is going to the dogs!' This has to be a classic...
  15. Edited b/c the officials beat me to it [ September 20, 2002, 12:34 PM: Message edited by: Andreas ]
  16. Well, here is Sgt. Nagorniy in his SU-100. A few minutes ago, he was happily busying himself shooting up King Tigers near Budapest, when suddenly this fiendish Vortex appeared, and sucked him in. 'Oh no, Comrade Driver 1st Class Pokorny! A Hitlerite Vortex is sucking us in.' he shouted, in true B-Movie fashion. Spewed out in what looks like Lithuania before the war he marvels at the Lithuanian birds and their racy pre-war clothing (not included in CMBB). But there! A clown-tank! It is none other than lEEt Unteroffizier Hartmann, Vanquisher of Parisian maidens, Hero of the Champagne cellar fight near Reims (after the surrender!). He happily eyed up the recently liberated Baltic Birds as well, when before him a Vortex appears. It spews out something he had never seen... 'Look Egon, it is a Stug on steroids. Look at the marvellous gun! Look at the marvellous armour... Look at the marvellous Soviet unit insignia. Wait a second...' But it is too late... Shouts of 'Sani!' 'Sani!' are the last that 4. PD hears of our hero Hartmann and his plucky little crew... 'No Hitlerite eyes up our maidens when I am around.' says Sgt. Nagorniy (Hero of the Soviet Union, proud Bearer of 89 different medals. Member of the Communist Party, father of 45 children, an unknown number in Lithuania).
  17. No it isn't, build a 1941 AG North scenario, and tell me what you see.
  18. Nah, I worked from a beautiful original, always easy to do it that way.
  19. Only at gunpoint. Or if you threaten me with sharp objects.</font>
  20. Thanks Jochen, that made me laugh. Well, I guess Hans and Franz are now united in heaven?
  21. One reason why it was translated BTW - Neudeutsch is not that well spoken by all potential customers in Germany. Have a look at the CDV board.
  22. A lot of the graphics mods won't work because the models for the vehicles have changed. Not sure about the others.
  23. Of course. And there is nothing quite like seeing a Panther hit at 600 yards by a Su-100 detonate :cool:
  24. Ari, that seems to be connected to range. I understand that Parabellum's test was long-range. At long range, catastrophic explosions and brew-ups appear much less likely, probably due to the drop-off in kinetic energy. At short range, you could have expected a lot of these T34 to go up in fireworks when an 88 round comes in.
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