Lorak

Praise be to God !! (sorry Berli) I finally found away to get around the damn firewall here at work, and get back to the MBT. Needless to say I have lots of catch up reading to do. So I won't waste any time actualy talking to you guys. Cesspool page has been updated with a ling to Patch's photo's and slapdragon was added to the regular photo pages as well. See Ya'll in a bit. Lorak the loathed

Hey Patch! Glad that the devil lets you stop over once in a while. I think the problem is that the graphics were originally posted in jpeg. jpeg is bad about losing detail. If you could/would. Send the files to me in a .gif .bmp or photoshop format I'll try those. I know they are larger in size due to the higher detail. Thanks Lorak ------------------ Cess_Patrol: It isn't just our flying that stinks! P.S. I am not ignoring this thread. Problem is that I am so damn behind at work from being away that it isn't even funny. That and the sorry bastards have blocked battlefronts forum. So.. until I get around that (again) I be kind of sparse here. Lorak

Greetings Gents. Sorry I have been a way for awhile since I got back. Honestly I just have been really busy getting csught back up at home and now, back at work. (As for the game that shall not be named, I haven't even been able to play it much lately.) To those of you I have games with. If you wish to continue, could you please send the latest turn you have to my roadrunner address. The Cesspool page.... what to do, what to do. While away I had time to think on the posting of wins and loses. The more I think about it... the more I think it flys in the face of what we stand for. It has ceased to be fuel for taunting, and more a form of a cheep ladder. So I am thinking of just keeping a list of our names, ranks(haha) and the picture area. Comments or suggestings? Lastly: Hiram, while I thank you for your support of my befuddled Steelers, I have to give props(IL2 ref) when they are due. Our special teams have stunk all year and they lost the game for us on sunday. Hopefully the ST coash will be fired and we can get back on track for next year. Your Eagles looked really good. I am sorry they lost, as I was hoping for an all Pa superbowl. Good luck next year. Croda, The best team didn't win, but the one with the most heart did. I wish you luck in the Superbowl. As an AFC guy I really hope you guys do well. Look foward to seeing your Pats in the playoffs next year. Lorak the loathed

woohoo! Ok, sorry for my brief absense once again. But was in between computers. Finally have the new one up and running and my old one set up at my moms house. So I have been thinking of a way to make all of you mad. 3.4) The US is once again offending the rest of the world by daring to show up in the world cup. 6.IV. I know how you all hate planes and american football... So why not combine them? Hunting The Pats Lorak the loathed

ahh dear Croda, You don't understand my elvish brain! My company has a very nice contract with Dell.... Lets just say I couldn't even buy the parts to build it for what I am paying. Maybe the next time I fall I should aim for your foot. Lorak the loathed

oh, how the gods have smiled upon me. I know most of you could care less but this should make Gates-slut very happy. 3 days and counting until this arrives at my door. Dimension® 8200 Series, Pentium® 4 Processor at 1.8 GHz - 256MB PC800 RDRAM (2 RIMMs) - 60 GB EIDE Hard Drive (7200 RPM) - 64MB DDR NVIDIA GeForce3 Ti 200 Graphics Card with DVI - Turtle Beach Santa Cruz DSP Sound Card Oh joy..oh joy..oh joy.. Lorak

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Goanna: tripe... <hr></blockquote> well... I'd like Goanna, the lizard, right here tonight. I want him brought from his sandy roach infested slumber over there on Desert Lane, with all the other bush people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holly ****! Where's the Tylenol?

Stuka, What kind of machine do you have anyway? I have: P3-500mhz 128 meg ram Geforce2-MX 32meg soundblaster sound card. I am running IL-2 fine at 1024-768 16 bit. I have turned of in game music. and I have the graphics set to medium. It runs really good for me. Which surprised me on my low end system. Lorak the loathed

Ok, Too keep things on topic here I posted my thoughts on IL-2 at the cesspool topic on simhq. ( by the way, the fokking game kicks arse!) I'm still trying to figure out if I fly better on tylox or off of it? You can all go back to living your grimy unwashed lives now. Lorak the loathed

Greetings and well met you unwashed bastages!!! It is I Lorak. I am immortal and I have returned!! (I actualy have to give credit to the airforce taxi, got me home a day early) So now that I am back and full of bile and spittle, who shall I fling it on? Surley there must be someone deserving of being covered in elf spit! Now for something compleatly diffrent. Who in the hell talked my wife into picking me up a flight sim!? I need to hobble over there and kick thier arse with me one good leg! I can not fly for ****! By God above, if there is one thing that can totally piss me off it is a flight sim. Granted I do enjoy them, and was looking forward to this one coming out. I must still cast a pox on all your children because I know the frustration I am looking at. (By the way, I haven't got it installed yet. How will it run on a p3-500 geforce2 32 meg card?) Hiram, My wife passed on the excellent news about your sister. That is the best news I have heard in a long, long time. Our prayers are with you and your family. Lorak the loathed

Greetings and well met you unwashed bastages!!! It is I Lorak. I am immortal and I have returned!! (I actualy have to give credit to the airforce taxi, got me home a day early) So now that I am back and full of bile and spittle, who shall I fling it on? Surley there must be someone deserving of being covered in elf spit! Now for something compleatly diffrent. Who in the hell talked my wife into picking me up a flight sim!? I need to hobble over there and kick thier arse with me one good leg! I can not fly for ****! By God above, if there is one thing that can totally piss me off it is a flight sim. Granted I do enjoy them, and was looking forward to this one coming out. I must still cast a pox on all your children because I know the frustration I am looking at. (By the way, I haven't got it installed yet. How will it run on a p3-500 geforce2 32 meg card?) Hiram, My wife passed on the excellent news about your sister. That is the best news I have heard in a long, long time. Our prayers are with you and your family. Lorak the loathed

sorry guys, Thought I'd check in again after packing. Wasn't trying to be cryptic. Thought some of you ex-military types would catch the "indef" curse. When your tagged with an exp date of "indef" and you recieve a nice brown envelope.... it is time to pack and go. Hopefully I'll end up someplace where I can still get net access regulary. If not it will be hit or miss. Thats why I say send e-mail to my regular addresses. I can grab all of those at once. I still have a few days here to get things in order(at work, home,ect..). So I'll try to check back in a time or two more. Later guys Lorak

sigh........ I was thinking of posting something witty. Hell even on the verge of sarcasm or humor. But I am just not in the mood tonight. It is with great sadness and heavyness of heart that I must say goodbye for a while. Due to prior obligations It looks as though I am going to be away. I knew being a f*cking "indef" was a curse. I've a great time here and wish all of you guys the best. Hopefully I'll still be able to surf the net from time to time to say hello and let you guys know I am well. I should still be able to get on enough (I think) to recieve e-mail from my own accounts(I'm not closing them). So please fill free to send me mail as you wish. At the worst I can have my wife forward it to me. As for the games I have going... I would like for them to stay open for now. Or at least unitl I discover that there is no way to really continue them. Take care all, and God bless. *happy birthday Peng* Lorak the loathed [ 10-20-2001: Message edited by: Lorak ]

Well... I have finished reading up on the threads I missed while I was gone.... I have always posted the results from the e-mails I have recieved. Notable: Shaw-justicar Foobar-knight Roborat-knight Lars-knight Lawyer lost to Peng (this was not sent to me.. but I am not blind enough to overlook that one) I know have a question to pose to the old ones. I agree and would gladly add Fionn to our honor roll... my only question is: In what capacity? As a knight? given a title? Just let me know. Lorak the loathed.

Holy ****e! That was funny as hell Hiram. Great post to follow my first time back in hell.... 4 eeks or so. I am sure that most of you have been singing the blues during my long absense. Not because I was missed. Nay, just that all of you have had 4 more weeks to come to grips with the stinking pile of crap that is your lives. Does my heart good to see Germanboy back posting a bit. I do so hate to lose someone with so much information to share.... {snicker} I am sure that a lot of you have posted several results of your games. Sadly, I don't care. I will go back and read the threads I have missed. But If you guys think I am going to take pen and paper and document every game result posted over 30 or so pages.... your crazier than Meeks. It is much easier for you guys to remember the couple of games you have finished. So just fire off an e-mail to me and I'll get the records updated. Now I will venture back in time and try to get caught up on whats been going on. Later Lorak the loathed

Greetings. To all those who gives a rat's arse I need to post some news........... Well, I'll post it anyway. I will be out of the country this next week. If I can manage internet access, I'll show up once or twice. If not.... See you in a week. Lorak

Bah... Germanboy spreading filth about how England and her toadies won the war. Some facts: Fact Churchill was born in a ladies bathroom while his mom was at a dance. Fact In England the speaker of the house isn't suppose to speak. Fact Look at a canadian 2 dollar bill. See the flag on the parlament building? Notice it is american? I am keeping my eyes open for them aussies too... right now other than allowing Mace and stuka to live there I am at a loss. Mike... will continue to keep your family in prayers. Lorak the loathed Paladin of Peng

I have spent some time going thru my large collection of books and have hit upon an idea. I should have seen this all along but I will throw it out here for discussion. I Lorak feel that Joe Shaw should be given the title of Justicar. Discription: Justicar - A Person that holds the power to punish transgressions of the Traditions, and one of the ultimate authorities in the organization. There is only one Justicar for each Clan at any one time, And all within the clan are subject to their authority, with the only exceptions being members of the Inner Circle. Only Justicars can call a Conclave, where their judgements are dispensed. These are often harsh, as there are no written guidelines for penalties for specific crimes. And in addition, a Justicar's decisions may only be challenged by another Justicar or head Judge/enforcer. So.... any thoughts? Lorak the loathed Paladin of Peng

Ah. Joe... Don't you see for yourself what is going on? While you bring up valid points. down Bahaus There is one flaw in your reasoning. I will grant to you the fact that indeed Meeks is not here. Nor in fact is he listed with a title in the cesspool tome. An oversight... but facts is facts. So I will admit that such title is not claimed or is only claimed by proxy.cesspool.net:666 BUT. One fact you bring up kills your case. You claim that Meeks should never have gotten the title because he was a splitter. This is failed logic. The reason he got the title was because he WAS a splitter. It was given to him because, who better to search out and destroy heritics than one who was a heritic? He would know first hand how they operate. You on the other hand have tried to remain so pure, that we are not sure that you could unveil the evil in our midst(other than Berli). Also you have shown yourself to be a tad to emiotional. Bad thing for an Inquisiter. You are good at finding the truth. Looking up and presenting facts. Making others hate you for your deligence and your snobbery. This is all well and good if you are a lawyer or a Proseecutor. While an Inquisitor... Doesn't care about the truth. Cares less about facts(unless he made them up) People still hate him... but just because he likes going around killing and maiming for no good reason(other than ones he makes up). So.. While you may claim that you are Prosecutor and protector. You are not an Inquisitor ** come to think of it.. by your own logic, your not even the Prosecutor and protector since it is not noted in the tome......** Lorak the loathed Paladin of Peng

Greetings once again you unwashed, putrid, muggles. Berli, Has succeeded once again in bringing hell to earth for me. I hate you all. But by God ,(sorry Berli), if one of you bastards was named Sara Lee I would split your head open with a rusty mallet and dance in the warm blood as it pooled around my feet. Some of you are awaiting turns... well, tough ****e. Once I stop being abused like the change in Bauhaus's pocket, I get my turns out. Tome update: Erased: Geier-win Pawbroon-loss *************** OGSF-win Dalem-loss Stuka-win OGSF-loss Marlow-win Dalem-loss Stuka-win Mace-loss David-win Pawbroon-loss CMplayer is now listed as a squire to Marlow.... may Berli take his soul. For some other news... I am late saying some things and it is but one more reason to spit bile and blood at that fickle Bitche that is Sara Lee. Geier, Just want to point out that Playing the game has very little to do with posting. Stop by once in a while to check in. Hiram's Ghost, As bad as it is to say in here.... tis good to see you back. What to say about Joe? Personaly I think that a title is a title. Meeks, although by now eaten by eskimos, or burnt for fuel in an igloo, will always claim his title. As sad as it pains me to say this and bold his name.... I have to agree with PanzerLeader. I say give Joe Shaw the title of dementor. If any of you others know what it is, you would agree that it fits purfect. And it reminds us all that his illusions of granduer or just that...demented. Lorak the loathed Paladin of Peng

Here is a little update. Hopefully will be able to post more when work doesn't suck so much. Berli-win Shaw-loss Lars-draw Stalin-draw Peng-win Mark-loss Berli-win Dalem-loss Dalem-win Panzer-loss Geier-win Pawbroon-loss Lorak the loathed

Sigh.... I am sorry that Seanachai's e-mail caused others here duress. Personally I found it funny as hell. I just do not understand how that many people were fooled. First thing I noticed was the attachment (after playing you idiots,I look for a turn first. Since most of you are prone to fogetting the purpose of the mail to begin with. Second thing I noticed was that reguardless of who said they were sending the letter. It read like it was from Seanachai From the first sentence. There is no mistaking his style. Third....All you guys noticed was the rats eating the remains??!! Maybe things are a hell of a lot crazier in europe than the states. But I caught on when he was gored by an antelope. I guess that happens all the time in europe. Maybe next time he can make sure there is no misunderstanding. Maybe he will be rollerskating in a buffolo herd and his body will be desicrated by jack-a-lopes. Lorak the Loathed Paladin of Peng

Work still sucks! Short Update: Juardis made squire by MrSpkr Dalem-win chrisl-loss Shaw-win Goanna-loss MrSpkr-win Dalem-loss Aitken-win Leeo-loss Deke-win Leeo-loss Mace-win OGSF-loss Lorak the loathed Paladin of Peng

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: And the Lord Lorak looked down upon the crowd ... ruminated ... hocked up a loggie and spat it at the crowd ... then he answeredeth them thusly: ... to be continued ... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Joe and fellow denzines of the pool. I have tried my best to find a loophole to keep this from happening. Sadly his games were legit. I know because I do not record games for anyone or against anyone if they are not on my site. So will this sad day could not be avoided this time... I will be overlooking/making up new rules for the future. Of course these rules will not be published and no one but me will know what they are. But they will be ummm fair. I think. Well, they will be something. Lorak the loathed P.S. Just noticed I haven't mentioned how bad work sucks yet today.

Greetings Herr muggles, I just wanted to clear up a misconsception that has been reported by Goanna. 1.7%) He is a cold-blooded reptile so we know he lies....a lot. hVe) He claims that he "victory" was due to his great tactics. So to set the record straight. I'd like to add that this lying bastage has no clue to how the cesspool works. I will grant him the victory. But tactics has nothing to do with it. Everyone past the rank of SSN knows that a win in the cesspool just points out who was the most gamey. So.. Goanna - Gamey winning bastage Lorak - loss by historical ineptitude Others Marlow-win Speedy-loss Panzer-win Dalem-loss Now I ask you all for a moment of silence. And most of all I ask the father confessor for forgivness. I take my job as inpartial judge seriously, and try to follow the guidelines that I make up. I was holding of in the vain hope that God would show mercy upon us and Panzerleader would get crushed by being buggered by a giant hedgehog... but alais... it is of no use. I think that God torments us because we have given shelter to the Evil one. So it is with great pain that I move Panzerleader up from the rank of squire to the rank of Knight. Lorak the loathed