Lorak

Kitty doesn't escort. Kitty doesn't intercept. Kitty flies fighter sweeps. >=| ~ Kitty </font>

Kitty doesn't do ground targets. I have too much respect for Berli, my squire, and Nidan1 for that. Kitty </font>

Ahh, Welcome back Roborat. So nice you could drop in. So your still big into Il2 eh? Then suit up and stap in boy! The VVS needs every avalible pilot we can get! Tis true that thier are not a lot of original Cesspool members still flying. I just assume it is due to the total lack of brain power to handle two games at once. Or maybe they are just gutless cowards. Even Damn Kitty has fallen into the druken swoon of power that is induced by the Cess-patrol. Would be nice to have her along sometimes. As the nights get realy cold up here. So far we only have one female. But she is deadly in her Sturmovik. And the Huns curse the day she was ever born. As for the old group thats left. Bastibles still flys a lot (sadly he is good) ParaBellum(latest AAR on our forum http://www.netwings.org/dcforum/DCForumID18/2905.html ) Ro (on B&T team) Harpoon Aviator YerPalAl and Mark VII( even made the CM gathering at Myrtle last year). Crossboar and a few others. Mace, Joe and Harv have ran and buried their heads in a sheeps butt like the cowards they are. Whats really sad. In a poll asking the really good OKL squads who they feared.. From JG7_Sith (one of top OKL pilots) "From that selection, 3GIAP ! I get scared when Spinor & Dingor are around . But more come to mind , like : PE Cess 663rd" Truly sad isn't it? Cess-Lorak

Another sorry arsed monday. Oh how good music can always lend itself to the mood. Swansong for the Wish of Night God it hurts, give a name to the pain Our primrose path to hell is growing weed Blame me, it's me Coward, a good-for-nothing scapegoat Dumb man, living a dream Romantic only on paper Tell me why you took all that was mine! Stay as you lay - don't lead me astray! Wake up, mow the weed You'd be nothing without me Take my life if you have the heart to die You bastards tainted my pool Raped my words, played me a fool Gather your precious glitter and leave me be The Great Ones are all dead And I'm tired, too I truly hate you all! Lorak the Loathed

Hmm.... SSN Hint Of The Day: Let the crumbs fall on the floor, and the chips where they may. Now sod off. </font>

since this was posted in on of the pages that the commies took over.. I'll post it again. We have a #IRC room set up. I am there almost everynight during the weekdays. ( 16:00-24:00 EST). Room is on Gamesnet and is called #cess Ok here it is! 1st: Go to http://www.mirc.com/get.html, download the appropriat client version, and install. 2nd: Open the program and I will walk you through the set up... -go to file, options (alt o), at the top should be the connections catagory for the server you want "Gamesnet: Random west/east US server, fill in your full name if you want (or make something up), same for email, choose your nickname and alt nick name, and then click ok. -click the connect button (looks like a lightning bolt), let it connect and make sure you are connected to the Gamesnet server. -Now the easy part... click on the channels folder and click add, the channel must be called #cess, and then click join on connect (makes life easier), click ok, ok and if you aren't in the channel already then either disconect/reconect or go to the channels icon and open the #cess channel. - Or your can just type /join #cess in any room you are in. If you have any problems just post them here, and I'll try to reply to walk you through them. Room is up 24/7 so anyone feel free to use it anytime they like. Cess-Lorak

Flight Sim whore. </font>

Picture is from Lock-on with snow mod. I'll just post the link, since I can't resize it. http://home.comcast.net/~neverstill420/wsb/media/306658/site1019.jpg Lorak

lol, I Leave again for a few days.. pages get taken over by commies, Sex and crap gets several pages of post. People talk about Metal bands, and then just post crappy 80's hair bands. and I am still lost.... Lorak

Are you serious? I mean really? So you need a whole paragraph description detailing weapons used, time frame, unit, and personal involved before you believe a tank was taken out? You know.. I was pretty sure untill now that the germans and russians lost thousands of tanks to AT guns on the east front. But by your criteria this can't be true as I have only seen paragraphs written about much less than that. Maybe a couple hundred if I pulled ever reference I have out that list unit, time, soldiers involved, and a description of how it took place.. maybe not even that many. I guess I'll just be gullible and go on believing that flaming liquid poured all over and into an engine compartment is bad for it. Lorak

Oh, one more. http://www.battlefield.ru/library/archives/weapons/weapons8.html Nice translation of the "walls of fire" the russians used.

Quick search. http://www.daveswarbirds.com/guadalcanal/LWphotos_6.htm caption: "A Marine displays the head and bones of a Japanese tank crewman on top of a knocked out Japanese tank. According to the caption, the tank was hit by a flamethrower, though this weapon did not see much use at this early stage of the war. "

Just wanted to pop in and wish everyone a happy holiday!! so.. happy holidays!! Wish i could stay and chat longer... but there is a train my A-10 really needs to meet... Lorak the loathed

oh.. Pinto beans! Cool. I assume we are having the chow-chow and cornbread or ho cake to go with them! mmm... yummy.. Lorak (for those who don't know what chow chow is....heathens!!)

Please forgive my outburst. They are usually uncalled for and they paint me as some kind of raving lunatic. The truth is, I am tired. I’m tired of the killing, I am tired of the bloodshed, and I am tired of watching the Forum suffer day after day due to the actions of those you wish to make fun of. I am tired and alone. I do not mean I am alone with my thoughts. I mean utterly alone. The insane here have been decimated, drove out, or buried by loved ones. We are on the verge of extinction, and it is hard for me to see the light at the end of this blackened tunnel our lives have become. Now there is no dancing, no playing, and no screaming of noobies to be heard. I no longer spend hours running and yelling and drinking aged scotch. I instead spend hours sitting here, by my spring, reading this tripe and weeping. I stare down at my blood covered hands, sword, and armor. I stare into the spring and see a blood smeared and hardened face staring back, and I weep. I look around at our thread, and all I get are frightened looks in return. The noobies that are here are never seen, because they are too scared to leave their dwellings. I see our people that once had days to spend telling tells and singing songs, hurry and run here and there, because every minute is now spent on just trying to think up and post tired blather they think funny. And I weep. I see a thread devoid of wildlife. There are no noobs in the meadows, no idiots feeding in the pool. The old wolves even attack the noobs that do show up because there is not enough natural food to state their hunger and feed their squires. I do not blame them, they do what they must, and it is with great sorrow that I defend myself against them. Even the birds no longer sing to brighten the darkness that has befallen us. I see all this and I weep. Oh how many times I have walked home after battle. Oh how I have passed by a river and wanted to throw armor and sword into its depths, give up this foolishness, and depart west as is my right. I stare into the water, think of what has become, and I weep. All I wanted in this life was to kill and mock idiots. To grant blessings among the Pool. To bring great news and joy to the people of the Pool. Of a knight’s birth, to tell stories, and pass the wisdom and teachings of the old ones to the noobs. But no. This has been denied me. Instead of killing and writing verse. I sit here and read tripe. Instead of teaching and recording. I bring news of deaths or destruction. Oh, how I weep . I cannot leave the Pool. I have a duty to them and to myself. The Pool needs an army. So I have become that army. I have formed entire Lorak legions in my head. An army needs a leader. So I will become a leader. An army needs faithful soldiers. So I will be an obedient follower. An army needs healers, weapon smiths, teachers, students, scouts, archers, even cooks and menders. I will be all of these things. I have devoted and pledged my life to the Pool and whatever task and goals it sets before me. The Pool is really all I have. When I am scared it comforts. When I am week, it strengthens, when I hunger or thirst, it provides. When I lie still in the middle of the night, with my arms wrapped around myself and cry, I feel its arms wrap me tighter and know I am never alone. So yes.. I spend hours sitting at the spring by myself, staring at my blood stained hands and I weep. But I do not weep for remorse at the creatures I have slain or destroyed. I do not weep at the battle-hardened Lorak I have become. I do not weep over memories of my youth and the path I am on. I weep for one reason. I weep at the thought of what will become should I fail. Lorak the loathed, Idiot of the Pool [ December 08, 2003, 05:26 PM: Message edited by: Lorak ]

Dear Lord (not you berli), I finally mange to sign back on to the forum from work... and this is what I find? LOL, Good to see the thread still going, Really big surprise to see Kitty posting again. Rest of it seems to be the usual tripe uttered by the same gits. Noobie scum not included. Thier post are tripe too, just not the usual. Since I haven't read them yet. take care, hopefully I can get back on a regualr bases. Lorak the loathed

Cool... back to the top. Lorak

...Lorak snorts and rolls over and out of the stack of empty whiskey bottles and beer cans... Meeks king? and OGSF as a bishop? ok.. ok.. I got it.... ... Lorak burrows back into the pile muttering something about being parched...and snores drift up again shortly..

Gamey updates done in really bad rhyme. Mace and I are fighting in not one but two,Using cmbo and cmbb too. The first is damn ugly, a total disgrace, in the second I'm defending, hiding my face. Now Hiram the lad, sent me a map, But he is nowhere on it, whats up with that? My guys are in place and are just waiting now, Hopefully he'll show somewhere,somehow. A addle brained Scot is the third on the list, OGSF is the name but he speaks with a lisp. A nice armor battle would sure be keen, but our tanks are in a blizzard with buildings between. Harv and I have started several to date, but converisons and redo's have kept us up late. "test this, try that.. no wait its wrong", has made me so irritated I want to kill Jefe's dog. I could go on rhyming about several others... but when they are actor,rune, or wwb, why bother? So I'll end this poem with one final note. Everyone I'm playing is one gamey bloke. How bad was that? anyones eyes bleeding? Lorak the loathed

How bout no. Heres why. Scenario #1 *BulletRat enters chatroom <BulletRat> anyone for a game of CMBO then? *crickets chirp as 4 hours pass by* <BulletRat> anyone? *BulletRat has quit IRC Scenario #2 [17:09] <BulletRat> anyone up for CMBO? [17:10] <DeadMeat> nope sorry [17:18] *** DeadMeat has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited) [17:30] *** yunfat has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited) [17:41] *** wwb has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited) [17:51] *** otis has joined #Lobby [17:51] <otis> Iknow its late but anyone up? [17:53] *** otis has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited) [18:08] *** Guest97267 has joined #Lobby [18:08] *** Guest97267 has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited) [18:23] *** Guest45928 has joined #Lobby [18:24] *** Guest45928 is now known as jlc [18:24] *** jlc has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited) [18:25] *** Guest95950 has joined #Lobby [18:26] *** Guest95950 is now known as dimitri [18:26] <dimitri> hello [18:27] <BulletRat> gday [18:27] <dimitri> interested for a cmmbb qb? [18:27] <BulletRat> if i had cmbb i would :] [18:28] <dimitri> oh:) [18:30] *** dimitri has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited) and walkabout is for the black fellas</font>

Dear Seanachai, I have an addiction that I just can't seem to fill and I go through withdrawl daily. There is this, oh.. lets cal it a thread. Where a lot of people that I have an extream hatred for seem to congregate. Sadly, while I can read thier utter tripe every day, I can not post and set them straight on thier idiotic musings until several days after thier misplaced ideas have been made manifest. This is causing me much distress and has even started to interfear with my drinking. So, my question is this. Should I say screw it and reply to stuff several days late and have them wonder what the hell I am replying to?( they haved the memory of a sick goldfish) Or just bite my tounge really hard and then take liberal shots of scotch to kill the pain? Yours in extreem self-loathing Lorak [ November 09, 2002, 12:07 PM: Message edited by: Lorak ]

Bah and Feh... Same ole same ole... For those of you that think I have gone.. you are wrong. I keep up with the thread daily. Just can't post to it... which sucks like some sort of big sucky thing. Gamey Updates. Harv Is trying his best to reach the seelow heights. He has also decided to show his true gamey taste in bringing tanks that have guns as big as Berli's Ego. 100mm and 122mm is not just gamey and unamerican, it is canadian! Mace.. Finally saw fit to mail me a turn to continue the totaly arse whooping he is giving me in CMBO. This Gamey bastage didn't even have the balls to assalt my defended positons from the front... no.. he has to use his gamey armor to drive around back, (like I was one of his sheep), and penetrate there. Were also starting a CMBB battle, but since it is by Jefe... and Jefe and Mace are both beta bastards, and conspire against us mortals.... I'll lose that one too. Hiram has taken to the gamey tactic of not buying any troops it seems. or maybe he has learned that the best way for him to increase his score is to march them all of the edge of the map before he surrenders. Everyone else I'm playing is a non-pooler, thus there games have about as much meaning as a speck of fly ****e. Lorak the loathed.

well.. Good morning twits. Looks like I have a couple games going now. Too new to give you any gamey updates. But Damn... How many diffrent ways can I say I am getting my arse kicked? Hiram.. I am awaiting his return file. He is playing the romainians... I am playing so kind of russina unit with ****e I've never heard of before. OGSF... Awaiting a setup by the mumbling drunk. Panzer Leader...Sent me "Retaking Vipuuri". Map looks good. Sadly I have no clue what this damn Finish stuff is either. Harv... I just sent the bastage "a warm place to sleep". I think it is close enough to "a warm place with sheep" that he will accept it. Oh... an I still hate and loath the rest of you.. just not as much as I hate and loath myself. Lorak the loathed

There once was an old crazy elf, who truly loathed himself. He couldn't post on the forum, so his life was pure boredom, and he felt like he was living in hell. Sigh.... I hate that It is nigh near impossible for me to get here. I'm looking for a couple PBEM games. I Have one CMBO game still going. Mace is kicking my arse, but he is a gamey bastage. I have two uncompleated games from Seanachai and Moriarty. I don't know if they never got my turns, Or I never got theirs. If they want to compleate these, that is fine. If they would prefer to start a CMBB game. I am up for that too. So I am throwing the hook into the water and seeing if a couple of you over-inflated blowfish want to bite. I'm looking for about 3 or 4 CMBB games. Also looking to see if any of you bastages had the guts to pick up Tacops4. I've never played it. But I shouldn't suck any more at it than I do at CM. If you want a Tacops game. Thats cool too. Just send an e-mail to the address in my profile, or if you want to chat I am in the www.combatmission.com chat room everynight... all night... since I can't come here and have a real life. Oh, if you want to post answers or replies here, I can read them... Just won't be able to reply to them for a day or so. Lorak the loathed. [ October 15, 2002, 01:02 PM: Message edited by: Lorak ]