Lorak

True Shaw, The problem was in using the P-51 as a ground attack aircraft. The radiator in the belly made it way to suceptible to ground fire. Lorak the loathed. ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub Lorak's FTX and for Kitty's sake =^..^=

Nijis, Games in the Tome are so noted. Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub Lorak's FTX and for Kitty's sake =^..^=

Ahh.. Roborat. It is nice to see the Dawn of Hope raise head in a squire...before I step on it. First Slapdragon.... Umm, he has showed up before.. and like this time I give him a couple days, before he leaves again. Really not worth my trouble to change a page for a grog passing in the night. As for you... Lets see. Posting and contributing to the thread. I have you posting to the Cesspool the following days (yes, I have no life). 10/12 almost 2 months pass... 12/01 Then you cut it in half to a month. 1/05 then you cut it in half again to 2 weeks 1/16 now again down to 1 week 1/23 now to a little less than a week 1/29 As you can see.. you are getting a lot better. But not quite there yet. As for games... 5 sounded like a good number. But you must have both games and presence. Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub Lorak's FTX and for Kitty's sake =^..^=

Terence, While I haven't bought Steel Beasts yet ( I just don't have the time for it right now) I would say the fun factor is great Realism is great. Game play is great. Graphics are not "FPS up to date" But the game Like Cm is a compleate package. You really get so engrossed in the game that you don't notice. If you haven't already, you owe it to yourself to download and try the demo. It really is a lot of fun. Lorak ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub Lorak's FTX and for Kitty's sake =^..^=

umm, busy week at home for the old Lorak. So If I owe anyone turns, and our setups, I will get those out this evening when I get home. Busy day in the Tome...lets get started. New Pictures up: Lawyer, Bauhaus, Jshandorf, Mace, Stevetherat Games: Peng-win /Goanna-loss PeterNZ-2wins /Hiram-2loses Elvis-win / germanboy-loss Peng-win / Berli-loss Babra-draw / Bastables-draw Elvis-win / Hiram-loss Stuka-win / Croda-loss OGSF-win / Speedy-loss Speedy-win / Jdmorse-loss Now For a little Squire/Knight news... I want to welcome Stuka into the Halls of Knighthood and give a nice "well Done" for his victory over the Croda. Now Over the weekend I have been giving the Squires a little thought. We all know that being a knight in the pool has nothing to do with playing ability. I also noticed that a lot of the people that are very active in the pool.. both with games and with posting are regulated to squire status. We also know that the wannabe then squire section was originaly started as a place to put people until it was decided they would stay and continue to be produtive members of our society. So... I have decided that from this day forward. Squires will be squires until they have proven the are here for good. Test are pretty simple really. 1) They have to be active in the thread. 2) Must complete 5 games with other pool members. I think that by reaching both those goals we have pretty much weeded the lone posters in the night out. With that being said. The following people have proven themselves worthy of becoming full members of the pool. Stuka Mace Croda Bastables Speedy Jshandorf PeterNZ Kitty Though you disagree whether or not they are all useless gits... They have at least proven that they are here posting and playing. Now..New Squire postings. StevetheRat Wildman Lawyer Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub Lorak's FTX and for Kitty's sake =^..^=

Iggi, No offense but have you really thought about what you are asking? That every single enemy unit has to check for LOS on every one of your troops, vehicle/men, then the program has to take into account every unit that has LOS to every single unit and decide not only if it is in LOS, what kind of cover, terrain, stance, but then what backdrop is behind every one of your units considering the LOS angles from all units with LOS to it. Would be sweet if it could happen. But it is a bit much I think. Lorak

Herr Oberst, Tome updated Oberst -win Stuka-loss As for my sister? Cripes man that is just sick. Your thinking of West Virginia man. No one here would sleep with a sister....cousin maybe... but not a sister. Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub Lorak's FTX and for Kitty's sake =^..^=

Ahh yes, Thank you Meeks, By the way the Crape Myrtles wanted me to let everyone know that this is the time to remove the dead flower sections and prune them to promote new growth this summer. Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub Lorak's FTX and for Kitty's sake =^..^=

Ahh, So nice to see everyone Screaming and fighting... almost like family. Tome updates: (bored at work...sue me) Marlow-win Elvis-loss New Pictures: Hakko Ichiu, Geier, and YK2 TTFN Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub Lorak's FTX and for Kitty's sake =^..^=

umm... and yet a third post shows up. Tis not a good Day for the Lorak. What the hell though. germanboy....still dying Moriarty... Tells me that we will be playing on a "berli special". Gee I can hardly wait. GiTom... just starting. I will prove how bad I am to him shortly. other games..outside of the pool, who cares. Lorak [This message has been edited by Lorak (edited 01-26-2001).]

Damn lock ups... [This message has been edited by Lorak (edited 01-26-2001).]

{sigh} It really is no use to taunt you Lawyer. I knew that as soon as I found out you were from North Carolina. Growing up here numbs you to any insult one can fling at you. Hell look at the national news sometimes. If there is a story about NC on there I know it will be: 1)"Man shoots at planes by airport" Hell next thing I knew this UFO was scaring my best coon dog, So I just had to shoot at it. 2)tornado, flood, ect.. picture.....Nice woman in a nightgown around 4pm, holding a marlboro in one hand, a chained Rot in the other, balancing a baby on one hip, while 4 others peer through the torn screen door of her single wide. "hell me and the babies had just turned on that there Jerry show to see my sister and he ex. When all sud'en like, butch, my dog here starts barking like a deer's in the garbage...." Sad really.. what can one really say to offend one from our state? Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub Lorak's FTX and for Kitty's sake =^..^=

Well.. Laywer, That is nice. Maybe you and Mace could double date. Ahh, Six pack love.. "Hey lady you want to get a six pack and screw? Or don't you drink?" Truly a proud moment for any Carolinian. Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub Lorak's FTX and for Kitty's sake =^..^=

Proceeded to attack when a fat woman in fish nets screamed "FLIEGENDE KINDERSCHEISSE!" and proceeded to throw....

More insane babbling from the Lorak. Todays lesson concerns Discordia. = The POEE Baptismal Rite = This Mysteree Rite is not required for initiation, but it is offered by many POEE Priests to proselytes who desire a formal ceremony. 1) The Priests and four Brothers are arranged in a pentagon with the Initiate in the center facing the Priests. If possible, the Brothers on the immediate right and left of the Priest should be Deacons. The Initiate must be totally naked, to demonstrate that he is truly a human being and not something else in disguise like a cabbage or something. 2) All persons in the audience and the pentagon, excepting the Priest, assume a squatting position and return to a standing position. This is repeated four more times. This dance is symbolic of the humility of we Erisians. 3) The Priest begins: I, (complete Holy Name, with Mystical Titles, and degrees, designations, offices, etc.), Ordained Priest of the Paratheo-anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric, with the Authority invested at me by the High Priest of It, Office of the Polyfather, The House of the Rising Podge, POEE Head Temple; Do herewith Require of Ye: ARE YE A HUMAN BEING AND NOT A CABBAGE OR SOMETHING? The Initiate answers YES. THAT'S TOO BAD. DO YE WISH TO BETTER THYSELF? The Initiate answers YES. HOW STUPID. ARE YE WILLING TO BECOME PHILOSOPHICALLY ILLUMINIZED? He answers YES. VERY FUNNY. WILL YE DEDICATE YESELF TO THE HOLEY ERISIAN MOVEMENT? The Initiate answers PROBABLY. THEN SWEAR YE THE FOLLOWING AFTER ME: (The Priest here leads the Initiate in a recital of THE ERISIAN AFFIRMATION.) The Priest continues: THEN I DO HERE PROCLAIM YE POEE DISCIPLE (name), LEGIONNAIRE OF THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD. HAIL ERIS! HAIL HAIL! HAIL YES! 4) All present rejoice grandly. The new Brother opens a large jug of wine and offers it to all who are present. 5) The Ceremony generally degenerates. Mord says that Omar says that we are all unicorns anyway. DO NOT PULL ON YELLOW TIP 3. And though Omar did bid of the Collector of Garbage, in words that were both sweet and bitter, to surrender back the cigar box containing the cards designated by the Angel as The Honest Book of Truth, the Collector was to him as one who might be smitten deaf, saying only: 'Gainst the rules, y'know Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub Lorak's FTX and for Kitty's sake =^..^=

tome updates: Mensch-win Hiram-loss Mensch-draw Hiram-draw Pictures added: Foobar, Joe Shaw, Goanna, and Doktor Hamster x More obscure teachings from the Lorak later. Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub Lorak's FTX and for Kitty's sake =^..^=

Lawyer, I laugh at you sir. So you think I am related to Hoss. Well..so be it. I tried to save you further insult by showing my wife on the site. But I am forced to remind you that the Cowboy always gets the girl. Lorak's little Irish Lass. Oh, one of both of us.. Since I know you'll assume I'm lying. I had prepared an insult for you also.. But I believe what is posted above is enough. Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub Lorak's FTX and for Kitty's sake =^..^=

Shaw, No I did not recieve the picture you sent. My main e-mail address is out. If you would like, You can re-send it to Lrmcgarvey@yahoo.com Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub Lorak's FTX and for Kitty's sake =^..^=

Why Seanachai, Being beat with a dead animal is almost considered foreplay 'round these parts. Hell I'll even wear my clean overalls and shine my boots for a good trout beating. Oh, and if you think that little bit of teaching was obscure... you have no idea what I can come up with... Lorak the loathed. ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub Lorak's FTX and for Kitty's sake =^..^=

OK, When on a mission I can be really quick (at least thats what the misses says). Peng photo now posted. Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub Lorak's FTX and for Kitty's sake =^..^=

Damn Elvis! Now that is funny! I'll get it posted ASAP. Speaking of not sending you a file, we should play a game sometime. Lorak ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub Lorak's FTX and for Kitty's sake =^..^=

Glad to hear your lucky Juardis. It has been out up here since yesterday afternoon. My friend in Raliegh is without service... Another user posted that it is out in Virginia too. Might just be effecting certain banks of servers. What stinks is they wouldn't even give me an ETA for getting it fixed. Lorak

Mr Clark, Company commander is a great book. But I don't think he got wounded in the buldge by trying to hurry his men forward from the front.... More the case of him standing still, while everyone else was moving backwards. Lorak

Herr Oberst, Really sad about the e-mail problem. They told me it was all over NC. I didn't realize it was effecting Virginia too. Damn it! I live by my e-mail. Lorak

bumping, Also found out it is affecting other Roadrunner users in at least Virginia. Lorak