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Oh Goody! Mace is working up to wearing the Mask of Shame Tome updates: Goanna has 2 wins Jd and Berli loses. (and no Your not getting a setup, My git game meter is pegged for now) Iskander has sent in a pic on page 4 and So has Col Klink (Herr Oberst) page 4 also. I see I have been demoted to a regular rifle man.. I don't mind really. except for I am taking orders from that idiot Shaw. So from now Own I will assume the americans will always lose.(unless of course the bravery of myself makes up for his lack of tactics.) Kitty, Once again I have to commend you on a great mod. This truly is in a class (or lack of class) all by itself. thank you. Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^= [This message has been edited by Lorak (edited 02-27-2001).]
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Computer Gaming World War Game of the Year
Lorak replied to DCC63's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
I don't know how to express how happy I am in words.... wait... Oh yes. WOOT ! WOOT ! A nice tall one for BTS and the boys/girls ! [This message has been edited by Lorak (edited 02-26-2001).] -
Actualy I think it is more that Netscape has become complete crap. I use to swear by netscape... now I just swear at it. It has become one of the laughing stocks of the browsing world. Maybe it has to do with them selling thier souls to AOL.... Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^=
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LOL Michael, This may be hard for you to believe.... but some of us in the peng thread do venture out and read other sites. I noticed the peng blub there when it was posted. But took no notice. It is the same old... "there is another peng thread! I can't believe they actualy play other wargames. And..and.. They seem to have fun while doing so." who cares? crap is crap. Lorak ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^=
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Bah, You forgot that like any good officer I am heading to the rear to pick up the wayward and broken units that have fled there. It takes someone of my charactor to bolster the confidence of lads that have been put through the death grinder that is Joe Shaw's leadership. Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^=
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Ahh, another lovely week in the pool. Lets see...where to begin. Tome update: Peng-win Elvis-loss Peng-loss Elvis-win Jd/joe shaw.....Usless draw. wankers. As for that Hiram/phillies phan business. You will get no freebees from the Lorak (unless you play croda, then a win is a given. Well the same for Hiram really...) BUT! you must at least finish the game to get the win. Seahawk and Priest, We in the pool are really simple. All we ask as that you taunt an individual into a game major parts of that being: taunt and individual a blanket statement such as "you all a bunck of fecking, usless gits!. Who shall play me?" Doesn't count. Pick out an individual and make it personal. Kitty Oh how I love your latest mod. Adds that nice little touch of personality. Sadly I see I got the fat, lazy officer look. Game updates: germanboy... in the most lopsided creation I have ever seen has actualy managed to gain some victory points. GiTom... Has went compleatly gamey and is using his tanks to shoot at my infantry, and in one case even blow up a stug. This matter is being delt with. Hakko... still absent, making us believe he has a life. Moriarty... still hiding, still dying. Iskander... sent me this pool table of a map, asking me to defend. What in the hell Stab thinks is so important about this blade of grass..I have no idea. I expect a gamey Jumbo attack at any moment. I believe those are all of my in-pool games, and the rest..being non-poolers, don't even rank a mentioning. later gits! Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^=
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Ahh, yes I remember the hill.. And I'll gladly bring the guiness to the next one also. Lorak
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Ahh Seahawk, Hiding? Me hiding? You sir are confused. Of course I wouldn't expect anything more from someone who lives on the left-coast. If you have indeed set me a challenge as of late. Under your yahoo e-mail... I have not recieved it. If is is under a diffrent account, give me a hint who you are. I keep a crap load of games going at a time, and recieve a crap load of request all the time also. Right now my dance card is pretty full. but I should have a spot or two open real soon. Go ahead and send me an e-mail on what type of battle your looking for ect... Lorak the loathed. ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^=
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Tome update: Moriarty got his eyes clawed out by kitty. Lorak
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Kitty proving once again why she got the top-shelia award. Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^=
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umm, Ok, I'm too damn lazy to edit. I'm sure Mace is right, as I am sure he has lots of practice at chundering. Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^=
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closest I can get is chunter:British : to talk in a low inarticulate way Now considering "chunder" comes after the beer flowing. I would conclude that chunter is what is ment, but chunder could be a localized spelling, or substitution. Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^=
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Ahh Iskander, I see the file has made it to my house, sad really since I'm at work. I need to really shoot whoever made NT our work platform. Should be a law against not letting people play CM at work. That being said. I am happy to take the huns on defense. I am really bad on defense. So while I might lose and loath myself even more than normal... I welcome the practice. would you consider 20 or so pupchins gamey (sorry peng) Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^=
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Lorak smacks Mace with a rotten vegimite sandwich
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Iskander, My what a long post to admit that you were wrong. Seanachai better keep his eye on you. He would be crushed if someone came in and was as verbose as he. As for invoking outside threads... yes it is in bad form. I admit that freely. But when Penger's speak of other penger's anywhere...it is fair game. I look forward to playing you. Other than being wrong and an idiot ,(umm, you might just fit in here), I find that your postings are somewhat amusing. Yes..soon you will see why I truly loath myself. [out of charactor] Mr. Peng. Dsl and cable.... two great joys in life. Don't know how I lived as long as I did without them. Good luck and enjoy[/out of charactor] May the rest of you have maggots infest your wounds... (sounds bad, but in reality they will keep the wound clean, little survival tid bit). Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^=
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Iskander, How it saddens me to prove you so wrong and full of crap. but here goes anyway.... Posted on page one of this thread: http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/Forum1/HTML/016322.html For others I'll add the quote of your mewing in case you are gamey enough to change it. I would say you are a dissapointment, but then that is common knowledge. Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^= [This message has been edited by Lorak (edited 02-22-2001).]
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Ah yes finally, I've been waiting to see my little hamster heads emerging from the hatch of this beast for a while. Well done Kitty. Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^=
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Ahh, idiot. That was nice. Lets see if I can address your concerns. 1) That you are upset that I didn't add your picture to our cessphoto page (yes I did hear your pitiful plee). Well, as hard as it is to believe, all the pictures on the site are real humans. So your picture is disqualified. 2) I posted here a couple of times why was my name not added until just a couple days ago? Lets see... I'm busy, you were not worth adding until I actualy needed to do something with that page of lessors anyway. Granted your post did single me out. Did in fact even get me to respond to your sad mewings. So I take up the gauntlet of pity, and accept a game from you. Send me what ever you wish, however you wish. All I ask in the e-mail is a description on the map. Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^=
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I would just like to point out that I know for a fact that Fionn has in fact lost to some pooler(s). I see Germanboy has decided to give you a game. Thats fine and dandy. Hopefully you don't make a total fool of yourself and we deem you worthy of some more. But you must remember the Two rules of the pool 1) pick an individule to taunt into a game. 2) try not to be a total idiot in your posting. Oh and in case you haven't noticed by now. We have a very well defined community of hate established with each other. Wins/loses don't matter near as much as having the last laugh. Tome updates: Jd-win Croda-loss Elvis-win Germanboy-loss Germanboy-win Mensch-loss Stevetherat has shown he is prime marine corp material by volenteering to be a squire to PeterNZ. Game updates (Like You really care) Germanboy... has learned the meaning of second line of defense today. More shooting(both), more units exploding(his). Moriarty... I have promised to spare his men more tours under his command. In fact I will be kind and shoot them on sight....if I ever see them. Hakko.. on vacation, I guess the terror his men felt at facing me was contagious GiTom... What happens when you expose a wesp's flank to a forest commanded by,Lorak, the elf lord? Correct! Gitom-idiot: Elven warrior-laughing The rest of you that I am not playing, obviously because I find you so low and worthless, can bite Aragorn. (I wouldn't give any of you losers the pleasure of tasting the flesh of one as perfect as I. Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^= [This message has been edited by Lorak (edited 02-22-2001).]
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This may also depend on how you are trying to kill the officer. Also remember that an officer unit is 4-6 guys also. If your tank is just going one on one with these infantry, there is a good chance you'll lose. This is why it is very important to always have infantry support around your armor. If Your tank is finding itself going one on one with any infantry units at close range. It isn't bad luck it is bad tactics. Lorak ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^=
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Ahh Poor Madmatt... I remember when he was just a normal joe, yes was even added as a knight in the pool. Then he had to go and sell out to the man. Is nice to see that he still has some verbal wit to go with the gene simmons greese paint. Now if only Strider would get his act together. He says he is here to kill us trolls, attack us in our own din of impurity. But where is the attack? When is he going to actualy launch this great offensive? stay tuned, same LOTR channel, smae LOTR time. But please make it before the movie comes out. Lorak the loathed. ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^=
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Jd, Crews can not hold victory locations. As for your FO, I don't think that they can either, never tried it. Also Flags possesion is judged by the amount of combat units you have in relation to what the enemy has in the radius. (not sure how large the radius is). So if you have a squad sitting on the flag, but the enemy has two squads camped out of LOS 20 to 30 meters away, you still don't gain the flag, and might well lose it. Lorak ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^=
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PENG I TAKE YOUR CHALLANGE TO GERMANY!!
Lorak replied to mensch's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
where to start? Oh yes. The tome update. PeterNZ-win Dalem-loss Peng-win Croda-loss Now lets see... Germanboy should obviously go out visit Ireland and get drunk much more often. After his trip he hasn't managed to do anything fo me to even make fun of in our battle. Moriarty should also go out and drink a hell of a lot. Not to improve or harm his level of play. But stictly to build up the courage to continue this darkened bocage hell that Berli has thrown us into. GiTom It pains me to talk about this game. But only because holding in my laughter at him causes my stomach to cramp. Hakko is busy doing nothing in our battle. You know the drill, sneak thru woods, praying to berli that air burst will not come... Same old crap. Whats funny is that I really believe he thinks he is hiding. As for the rest of you gits. Your all worthless blobs of opossum ****. Seanachai is hopeless, I will assume that my 3 year old girl has better computer skills than this idiot. Dalem lost a blood hamster ! How in the hell do you sink so low as to lose a blood hamster? If there is one time to sink to gamey tactics that is it. But nooooo... the earless one just walks right in and loses. Whats worse is PeterNZ winning the blood hamster. Whats the point in winning if the only sig file you can come up with is lamer than the person you are giving it to? Damn I should mark it up as two loses, Dalem for being an idiot and losing, Peter for being an idiot with that sig. Now...poor little Croda. How you have managed to lose so many games is beyond me. You see people like me that are bad, find it impossible to believe that there actualy can be people worse. But then you come along and throw the whole CM psyics world upside down. How is it possible to suck so bad? My tip to you is set up a game, you on defense. Then never enter a order! Thats right! Just sit back and let the AI play. At least that way when you lose, you can save a little of your dignity by telling yourself it wasn't your blind stupidity that caused it. I was going to say something about how evil and stupid berli is... but I remembered he joined the marines and felt it would just be redundant. I guess thats about all the time I have for this installment of Lorak's rambelings. Check back later when I chime in about the rest of you that I find as interesting as sock lint. Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^= -
PENG I TAKE YOUR CHALLANGE TO GERMANY!!
Lorak replied to mensch's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
Oh a friendly announcment. I'm not sure how many of you are on the list for the Combat Mission Listbot. But an e-mail went out today asking for comfirmation for the upcomming CMMC. I would like to take this time to say that most of you should give this project a little bit of thought. While the campaign is large and it does take a bit of time to get the hang of.. I think the project will be well worth it. I'm not sure how many of you guys originaly signed up for it, or how many of you might have been involved with the CPX. Or have even followed it. I just thought I would post here and give you my belief that most if not all of you would really enjoy this. If you are interested you can send Matt Hyra and e-mail at citizen@wizards.com He is personal director. If any of you would like a copy of the e-mail just drop me a line or reply here and I'll forward a copy to you. Lorak ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^=