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PENG I TAKE YOUR CHALLANGE TO GERMANY!!
Lorak replied to mensch's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
Umm where sould I begin... Ahh yes, It was a Dark and stormy night, and all of you really, really suck. Not in the friend inspiring "man, do you suck or what?" kind of way.. I mean "YOU SUCK !" as in the "I wish you were attacked by a crazy sick one legged man driving a lawn mower with a rusty chainsaw kind of suck". You are all worthless little gits without enough sense to pull up your pants as you shamble and trip overyourselves trying to run away from the neighbors dog you just took advantage of. Damn sad really. To top things off work sucks and they are forcing me to work 12 hour days for the next two weeks. This is not so bad in itself... but it does leave me more time to sit and thinnk about the rest of you, and how badly I want to see you ran over by a clown car running from a convience store hold-up. Tome updates: Elvis-draw Moriarty-draw chrisl-win PeterNZ-loss Peng-win Elvis-loss PeterNZ-3 wins Mensch-3 loses JD-draw Seanachai-draw Now you can have a "warm glass of shut the hell up." Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^= -
Changing of the Guard--Name changes
Lorak replied to Commissar's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
Hello People. You can change the names of your HQ units in the editor (if thats what your asking). Just click the HQ unit and hit enter to edit it. It has a place for default name, or you can type a name for the commander in there. Lorak ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^= -
PENG I TAKE YOUR CHALLANGE TO GERMANY!!
Lorak replied to mensch's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
LMAO Germanboy, Well.. at least your worrys are in the right place. Sadly I fear the Irish home land will be lost. But we Irish have been preparing for a long time. Not only Have we seeded our selves all over the world, Hell England even gave a lot of us a free boat ride to australia Also don't forget that we have been preparing our personal anti-freeze systems for centuries. Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^= -
PENG I TAKE YOUR CHALLANGE TO GERMANY!!
Lorak replied to mensch's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
Now Germanboy, Granted while you will git to laugh as the north sea that has been somewhat held at bay, unleashes all her fury upon the the coast lines there. But the atlantic current is also what governs your homelands weather too. I'd hate for you to leave england laughing...only to find germany the new siberia. You would think you enviromentalist whould at least know a little more about the events you are protecting against. this has been further teachings from the Lorak. (unintelligent, lazy and self-absorbed yank) Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^= -
PENG I TAKE YOUR CHALLANGE TO GERMANY!!
Lorak replied to mensch's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
Umm What I find funny is that Germanboy is worried about costal flooding with the global warming. Seems the major problem will be, not the poles melting and flooding.... but the poles melting and adding to much fresh water to the north atlantic. This will cause several problems, less-saline, thus the ocean is more prone to temparture changes.... but more important this will kill the nice atlantic current that keeps the british Islands and the europian coast livible at all. So I would be worried about the europian deep freeze than I would about flooding. Lorak the loathed. ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^= -
PENG I TAKE YOUR CHALLANGE TO GERMANY!!
Lorak replied to mensch's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
Ahh Peng, I should have known it was you when I was hit by a rank odor when I opened this thread. I thought you were making yourself busy posting useless crap over at the croda site? Now either post some vertoil here and cast disparaging remarks against some git like senachai, Or hope on your trycicle and peddle your pod arse around town and find Hiram. Just what in the hell did you and Elvis do to the poor inocent Hiram during that druken night? Lorak the loathed Ps. your all idiots ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^= -
Show off, folks: Let's see your picture!
Lorak replied to Binkie's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
LMGDAO Matt! Sorry but that one has to go into the cesspool gallery. Lorak ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^= -
Any word from BTS regarding the Titanium halftracks?
Lorak replied to pritzl's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
That is correct. The trowing of grenades is just to let you know that a close assualt is taking place. Lorak -
PENG I TAKE YOUR CHALLANGE TO GERMANY!!
Lorak replied to mensch's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
Sigh, what a pathetic bunch of ****e you guys are. Peng thread only one spot from page 2. If I wasn't such a kind and gentle elf I'd reach up and pull your small brains out of your butts. Tome updates: Hakko and Geier decided to pummel each other into a complete waste of time. Yes a Draw. Sad really. Going through the trouble of fighting a whole battle to have the out come mean nothing. As for Kitty's absense.... If it brings her KT mod out soon, Thats ok by me. It really does look sweet. I mean real sweet, much like Croda at his local "leather and lasagna bar". As for the rest of you... I find it stange that the Pool represents so many countries and cultures...and yet everyone of them have something in common. A bunch of low-grade losers that have no other goal in life than to come here and profess to other losers how great they are. Sort of like Feeding fish fighting in the bucket to prove who is the best to be thrown to the dolphins. Sadly, for the USA it appears we have more losers then the rest. Lucky for us in the south they appear to all be damn yankees from Quaker and Mob states. Although I guess I should cut Berli some slack, If I was the devil looking for a few souls to steel then Chicago whould be a good starting point. Hell after a nice wind blown lake storm, they will most likely sell themselves real cheep to enter Hell and warm up. As for you europe trash. What in the hell is wrong with you guys? Sorry if you see this as cold... but in 3000 years.. you are now telling the world that you haven't mastered the art of feeding cows. And to top it off, you are pushing your blatient stupidity on the rest of us. For this I offer a small little americans help. Being raised in the south and my family actualy having farms I offer the following knowledge. I apologize that we have horded this knowledge for so long....but here goes. Further Lessons from the Lorak. Topic: Rules for Bovines or Cows. 1) Cows are herbivours (they eat grass) 2) Cows do not chase down and eat other Cows. 3) When seeing your cows in a pasture eating grass.. Do not feel sorry for them and blend them up a dead cow milkshake. 4) When all else fails refer to rule number 1. Thats really about all there is too raising cows. Hard for you to believe? I understand, but really if you let them roam around eating grass ,(like they have for ages and ages), they will grow all by themselves. Now if you excuse me I think I'll head over to the Waffle house for a nice 16oz porterhouse and eggs. Lorak the loathed. ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^= -
PENG I TAKE YOUR CHALLANGE TO GERMANY!!
Lorak replied to mensch's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
Greetings Oh pathetic losers. Tome update: Shandorf-win dalem-loss jd-win chuckycheese-loss Seanachai, How nice for you to notice my insignificant self. It gives me great joy just to be mentioned in a post from one as great as yourself. Berli... I believe that God is watching you, but not because he fears some new uprising... he is trying to find his wallet that you lifted off his table on your way out. To the rest of you lot. Your all lower than wombat ****e and smell twice as bad... but I hope you all have a plesent day and a good evening. ** this following post has been written to bring a little of Hiram's sunshine back in our lives ** Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^= -
LOL That is just too funny. Lorak
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PENG I TAKE YOUR CHALLANGE TO GERMANY!!
Lorak replied to mensch's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
ahh busy day on the battle field. Tome updates: Mensch-2 wins Meeks-2 loses marlow-win Nijis-loss Meeks-win Berli-loss Berli-win Meeks-loss Berli-win Chupa-loss Hiram is leaving? Tis sad news indeed. Here is hoping it is only tempoary. Seanachai..welcome back you festering git. Game updates.... nothing to tell really. Germanboy is still rushing vehicles forward to only have them blow up...again...and again...and again. GiTom... is proving why he would make a lousy grounds keeper. He seems to like watching trees explode. Think of the ozone man! Moriarty.. berli is an evil bastard and I will rue the day I ever started playing on this map. Hakko... once again I applaud Germanboy for a really nice map... but I'm begining to wonder if he forgot to give the allies any units. all other games outside of the pool...so they don't matter. Lorak the Loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^= -
PENG I TAKE YOUR CHALLANGE TO GERMANY!!
Lorak replied to mensch's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
Ahh, what a sorry little week down here in North Carolina. Now for some Tome updates... Looks like this was an All Peng weekend. Fanamania Babies!! Elvis-win Peng-loss Peng-win Moriarty-loss Peng-Draw Elvis-Draw Berli-win Peng-loss Now on to game updates..... OK. lets not go there. Been real busy and just sent turns out today. So nothing has really changed. Moriarty... Still a wonderful little match getting started in Berli's Foggy-vonderland.. Germanboy... Hopefully he is still dying lots, and running out of things for me to blow up. Hakko... My uber-defense is waiting for his troops to show themselves. GiTom... still firing artillery at um.. squirrels I guess. Lorak the Loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^= -
Ahh Rune, Great news...We all love to hate you so. Lorak ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^=
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Dang...... another thread that will have to be locked. Please people, post this stuff in the gereral forum. There is alreadya gicombat thread there. Crepitis, With all due respect thier game is still being developed. I imagine those were alpha graphics and/or holders. If you judged CM on its early art work... no one would be here Lorak
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...incense candles, which I light after each of my embarasing defeats. Which concerns me because I am afraid I'll burn my house down since I get stomped on in CM more than a dog turd on .....
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usually Guy, and It is much the same today. Is that Regiment tells the Batallion CO's what they want done. "We want you to attack town A" It is then up to the batallion CO on how to do this. Batallion will look at his map and give bief orders to his company commanders "A company this is your route of advance." Company CO then tells his Platoons where he wants them to go. Platoon sgts then decide how they will get there. Long ramble.... basically you get a general objective, that gets broken down more and more levels. But it is up to each level to decide how they reach thier objective. CMBO is pretty good in a lot of ways. but knowing where and what are your guys are doing is always something that will be unrealistic, but something every computer game needs to be playable. Lorak ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^=
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Quick Battles have a new "unrestricted" force type.
Lorak replied to joeski's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
I actualy Love this new section. If you are playing verses another human and choose this option, It adds a Ton of FOW. Did he go all armor? all infantry? ect.. You know how many points he/she had but now you have no idea of what they could have actualy bought. No more of that " Well I just killed one stug, so at most he could have one more". Now you just never know. It also kicks out every argument of anything being even. The game gives you the points... spend them how you wish. Lovely. Lorak ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^= -
PENG I TAKE YOUR CHALLANGE TO GERMANY!!
Lorak replied to mensch's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
Ahh, tis nice to have a name that seems to fit in anywhere. Now for the Tome Updates: Croda-vin Mensch-loss ***editors note: How in the living Hell did this happen? Croda von a game? Berli...you the cause of this?*** OGSF-vin Nijis-loss As for my opponents. I apoligze for the delay without turns. Honestly I was screwing around with 1.12 and lost track of time. Will get them out tonight vhen I get home. Please return to your loathing...... Lorak the loathed -
..naval lint and pre-chewed gum on the bottom of chairs and tables. Which he collects in little boxes to be used as...
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As some of you may know. I started a chat site on Yahoo a while ago... Hell I think it was in Jan 2000. Anyway, Since TCP/IP has came out I figured I'd post it here again in case any of you people wanted to use it to find games. http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/combatmissionclub It is a decent site, Java based. Just listing it as another option. Also For those that have web cams, Came accross this site yesterday. http://www.cuseemeworld.com Pretty neat in that it allows for multi person video confrences and voice. You can also create your own rooms there also. Oh, you don't need a cam and mike to use it, but I thought it was an interesting find. TTFN Lorak ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^=
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PENG I TAKE YOUR CHALLANGE TO GERMANY!!
Lorak replied to mensch's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
Well I posted this over in Croda's pool. but figure what the hell I'll post it here too. Greetings gits. Was out searching last night and came accross a neet site if you happen to want to have video and voice chat. The url is www.cuseemeworld.com Having just bought a webcam myself I noticed the limit of only being able to hear or see one other person at a time. Using this site and thier plug in you can see and hear upto 8 people I believe. Cool for video confrences. You can create and moderate your own rooms also. Thought it was pretty cool, so I thought I'd post it here. Also, For those unawear of my first chat site That I started way back in January 2000. I've found a way to get around my works firewall enough to get back in there. If you want to stop in fine....if not thats fine too. Just letting you know there is another spot. clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/combatmissionclub I figure I'll start signing in and hanging there too while I'm at work. Thats about it. TTFN Lorak -
PENG I TAKE YOUR CHALLANGE TO GERMANY!!
Lorak replied to mensch's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
Ahh Shandorf.. Maybe I wasn't clear enough. from page 1: Now Since I had rekorded you a vin and Mace a loss.... How do you fix it? (I'll give you a sec...) Korrect. You Korect Mace's rekord by removing a loss. Then.. Moriarty gets a loss. Hope that was easy enough for you to follow Lorak -
PENG I TAKE YOUR CHALLANGE TO GERMANY!!
Lorak replied to mensch's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
Ja Herr Berli, Post korrekted Lorak