Moriarty

Joe Shaw, you have achieved new depths of poltroonery, ya libelous, sodding git. I only have two in my Kaniggetly lineage and they are Stuka and Leeo, the latter by the fact of his indentured servitude to my former vassal. Both are now kannigets who are much more adept at this game than I, as both have followed to the letter my only instruction – Go Forth and Kill, Maim and Destroy – whilst I still fumble about with the "Go Forth" part and rarely get to the good stuff ... unless it's against that haggis-eatin', Span'l-flayin Spaniard OGSF.

Better they should fight it out on that Red Marley map we had so much fun with, eh?

If Berli and Joe Shaw are both against it, then I'm for it. Since when did being just another idiot preclude one's squireship? If that's the standard, we'd better just close this thing up and all go find a nice, cozy Bren tripod thread in which to fester.

How's about a wee update? Since you asked, I will provide. Goanna is whining about the number and quality of my uber-French troops in some Berli-concocted scenario with lots of splodey things. Big Girl's BlouseHaus is whining about all the splodey things I have and he doesn't in an Andreas-concocted scenario. Leeo is whining about the number of uber-Brits that are endeavoring to beat the snot out of him on a gamey battle map that I concocted. Actually, he's whining (justifiably so) because my armor has been not nearly as effective as my PIATs. Lorak is whining because he wants to lose in the worst way to maintain his record of ineptitude, but my record is better and I won't let him. Herr Oberst is not whining, he's avoiding all my splodey things in the same Andreas-concocted scenario that BG'sBH (see above) is not avoiding my splodey things. OhGodmyweeSpan'lFarted and I are just beating the ever-livin' snot out of each other on some gamey Rune-concocted scenario about dental work.

I beg to report a humiliating loss to Seanachai ... even by my standards.

Dear God, A coherent response. If I have violated the unwritten rules of the Peng then I wholeheartedly apologize but upon viewing the uninhibited glory of the post by MrPeng I perhaps went to far... I think a clarifiacation is in order as tothe acceptability of profanity on the CM Forum... Do I need a lower number than "X" to be able to say F-U-C-X "ad infinitime"? If so let me know so I may mark the date on my calendar. The bottom line is all you pathetic SOC suck and I will continue to point this out until one worthy of my Tactical and Written Prowess can even come clos to my brilliance...</font>

The_Capt, strange as it may seem, we of the MBT are a bit touchy about the use of obscenities. The reason is simple. In the early days of this thread, Madmatt came in with both boots, compared to the kid-gloving just administered, and there was no mistaking his message. Since that time, we have voluntarily refrained from the use of such language, although there occasionally is some slippage. All in all, serious breaches are rare. BTS has deigned to give us this MBT and we have agreed to abide by their rules and the ones we put in place to keep ourselves in line ... as well as visitors such as yourself. You, sir, have posted well in many a thread with a good grasp of irony and wit. Even in the post in question here, your intent was obvious but the delivery was in error.

For CM purposes, about the best representation you can get is to use paratrooper squads but keep only 1 3-man MMG team and the 60mm mortar.

I sense a disturbance in the flatulence that I have not sensed in years. A waft of malevolence that has not befouled the utterly foul stench of the 'Pool since the Rebellion of Double-Aught was quashed, squashed and mish-moshed a long, long time ago in a pit of filth far, far away .... There can be only one explanation for this ... MEEKS Welcome back, my friend, to the ooze that never ends. [ May 14, 2002, 12:31 AM: Message edited by: Moriarty ]

I sense a disturbance in the flatulence that I have not sensed in years. A waft of malevolence that has not befouled the utterly foul stench of the 'Pool since the Rebellion of Double-Aught was quashed, squashed and mish-moshed a long, long time ago in a pit of filth far, far away .... There can be only one explanation for this ... MEEKS Welcome back, my friend, to the ooze that never ends. [ May 14, 2002, 12:31 AM: Message edited by: Moriarty ]

Actually, it does not look like it will be needed. My attorney Noba pointed out that a lynch mob does not an accusor make. We await discovery under Australian law, and lacking any discovery, then charges must be dropped by the crown as unsupported. With the added bonus that the lynch mob would then face the ire of the Pool in toto the next time the decided to come out and shout down the opposition.</font>

Bah! A bloody pox on the both of you an' may your wee Span'l, doubtless the only one with any sense, pee in your cups.

Bah! A bloody pox on the both of you an' may your wee Span'l, doubtless the only one with any sense, pee in your cups.

It is my sincerest hope that all goes well for your father. As for the rest, well, you know the drill .... Sod off, hoser!

Kevin, are you playing the AI again? You should know better by now.

Oh, let's do. Nice to see I can bring misery to your life even when I am not at contest with you personally. Right, and don't forget to mention that I wore you out like a two year old's plastic drum in, what is it, all three or four of our previous matches? The pealing of your cries of shock and horror still echo in my daydreams.</font>

Translation: C'est Bon says: Larry, you turn on the friggin' computer one more time to play CM or [ahem]that other unmentionable game involving flying thingies[/ahem] and I'll put a brick through the monitor and break yer ankle.

Let me guess: Jumping out of airplanes in a thunderstorm with full metal leggings?

Bah! zero, null, zip, nuttin and stop shouting

Currently at 15, but have had more ... and less.

Et tu Moriarty? And if so where did you find the willpower? I'd have figured you for the kind of guy who'd have et three or four. Joe[/QB]

The best part about people who like to be wrong, is when they screamingly announce it to the masses. What you meant to say, you withered, weed of a man, is that 'She Wore a Yellow Ribbon' is one of John Wayne's best performances, surpassed only 'The Searchers' and rivalled only by ... 'The Quiet Man', .... </font>

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And if you buy one in a QB with dense fog at night ... don't count on it showing up.

BTS, you've gotta release CM:BB soon. The 'Pool is simply festering with bored grogs. PLEASE FIX OR DO SOMEFINK! P.S. -- Is it time to order yet?