PeterNZer

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Mr Obnoxious whined: I should flog myself for being weak<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Why sir, let my PzIVG do it for you, save you the energy. Yes, the loss of the peng thread has left me dazed and confused. I propose we all randomly move to some other bboard all together? Howabout we camp out at SSI for a while? PeterNZ

One man's brave revolutionaries are another man's cowardly terrorists.. how the world turns! PeterNZ

With you o glorious leader! They will wail and gnash their teeth and moan and groan and sqeal like little pigggies prodded with pointed sticks! Gah! PeterNZ

Reality and fiction get a bit blurry when one gets as Old as JD Morse I fear. My jeeps are hardly 'shot up'. One bravely sacrificed itself to FIND Herr Morse after he managed to get himself totaly lost. Another jeep just shot up some of his infantry, got bored and has driven off. I mean, ferchristssake, it was TURN 8 before any bloody sight of him was seen! I should point out that the Wise Mr Morse has bought -air support-.. and the conditions are.. snowing at night Exactly what kind of super-human pilot do you expect to be flying? Perhaps hoping for some kind of timewarp when a passing b52 will come to your aid by carpet bombing the fringes of the town and inadvertantly giving you a victory. And as for not seeing me, well I am not surprised, Your Hamsters must be well shagged after you marched them through hundreds of meters of snow. Nevertheless, I can see you quite well I am pleased to report. I shall inform you directly when I have you in my sights, i mean, sight. Chupacabra: Sneaky fellow this one. Seems my arty spotter spooked a squad of his tho. They ran into the building then cowered at the spotters feet before the spotter wisely legged it. I'm pleased his men show such initiative and I hope it continues. Her Ob: Amazing, my tanks abilities to ignore passing Bazookas. In the first 10 seconds of the next turn I find out whether I'm in trouble or not. I can only blame overt stupidity by my tank crews since i am a perfect tactical genius. Elvis: His slow butchering of the Sherbrooke Fusiliers continues. Not much to do in this scenario but retarget artillery and hide and unhide my squads.. here's hoping the reinforcements arrive soon.. Elvis has been as slow as mollases, but you can't stop the innevitable. As for that other thread, burn them as heretics! Splitters! PeterNZ [This message has been edited by PeterNZer (edited 10-12-2000).]

haha that's a bloody good idea might get some funny looks! Bring it with you on Monday We can all watch two people play (Switching it back and forth like computer battleships, I propose germy girl and Chupamonkey) and learn and drink and cheer Peter

Ha! This is the Heretical thread, I knew it all along. I'm just waiting for a crazed German to nail something to a door declaring open season on hamster anuses or something, bah! you're all evil! You're evil in the same way late pizza delivery boys are evil, shaken cans of beer are evil and socks that don't quite fit well are evil! Heretics shall be punished, burned, beaten, sold for cheap suits and cheaper women. Return to the One True Peng thread or face His firey wrath (with an O sound), yea, verily did peng smiteth and kicketh the booty of the Heretics, saying unto them "Now you die". Gah! PeterNZ [This message has been edited by PeterNZer (edited 10-12-2000).]

can chupa count well three or is it more platoons? time will punish him

Apparently CNN was reporting it may have been an accident to do with some navy tender. So lets all wait and see eh PeterNZ

hotseat would be good, some kinda 2 vs. 2 ..where you.. i dunno.. have to.. leave each other notes? So lock someone in a room, they do their orders, then the next person goes in.. then the rest sit around drinking hehe Happy to do so at my place. PeterNZ

when are we going to combine our hobbies, drink AND combat mission? PeterNZ

Surely, o boy of Germanic descent, (well one outta two ain't too bad), you'd be much more suitable. In your dotage you'd probably find the pace of her 'lovin' much more to your appetite, why she might even go for it once, nay, twice a month! PeterNZ ------------------ <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Hamsters Wrote: PeterNZ: He hasn’t proven to be particularly valiant but I think he’d make a good doorman<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

so cruel, all she needs is a little love, I nominate Germanboy for the task. PeterNZ

Peng! you hearless brute! How can you talk about my lover like that??! *slap* PeterNZ

****, Dr is Rosanne Barr?! I knew something was up! I think we should send this lad to the Peng thread.. egad.. *horror* THE PENG THREAD IS DEAD THO!! PeterNZ [This message has been edited by PeterNZer (edited 10-12-2000).]

sincerity?! Pah! Sincerity is for girls. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Bah, Haiku, Schmaiku - I am of the If-its-good-it-does-not-matter-how-manay-syllables ilk<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> So am I, hence the reason i pointed out the mistake in your Haiku. Mind you, you work in environmental hippy stuff, hugged any trees lately? Not used to dealing with numbers I guess. PeterNZ

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>most MG are on Tripods and swivel like thingies<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> My god man! The images! aaeeeieeeeeiiii PeterNZ

Gotta say, this is a pretty dumb idea. Aircraft didn't often get invovled in ongoing battles, they attacked before and after. Also, the game is balanced now, adding allied air support throws the balance. Why do you want to do that? You say air support wouldn't give a big advantage, but they can literally swing the battle, (ie. take out a couple of tanks and harrass infantry). If you really want to 'simulate' this factor, just take the allies, set up a game and tell the other player you're going to be 'allies +10%' and pick up fighter support. If we start trying to add everything to the battle better throw in mad peasants holding their house against any intruders, random partisans, gas explosions in town.. hell, the list is ENDLESS! Don't mean to sound flamey.. but what is the point of adding this feature? PeterNZ ------------------ <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Hamsters Wrote: PeterNZ: He hasn’t proven to be particularly valiant but I think he’d make a good doorman<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well done germanboy, proved again you can count to at least 7 Does anyone else have a few choice words on the demise of the mighty thread? PeterNZ ------------------ <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Hamsters Wrote: PeterNZ: He hasn’t proven to be particularly valiant but I think he’d make a good doorman<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

hehe. Well i'm in the UK, so unit histories harder to come by PeterNZ

*wears a nice bowler* Now everyone, here's your chance to say a few words and mourn the loss of the greatest thread in BTS history, indeed, the history of wargaming as we know it *sniff sniff* She was a real beaut. And will be sadly missed, *sniff sniff* PeterNZ

My god this is an appauling excuse for a peng-thread. I had come to expect so much more than this drivel. *sigh*. So many of us watched amazed at the fire and brimstone of the Peng thread, right from the very first page. Yet this thread starts with some half-hearted flaming, a few dull comments, and *gah* links! My grandmothers flatulence could torment more than the words on this feeble excuse for a rejuvinated peng-thread. I say let this thread die like the misshappen abortion it is, some 6 fingered product of Sneezies frantic copulation with his family. PeterNZ

Righto! woo exciting I'll be there with bells on, you'll hear me bleching and drinking mmmm. 7pm is good for me. um, I'll talk about the trip with ya then GermyGirl. O, the rest of you, I'll try and get special accesss to the tanks PeterNZ

How about posting this to madmatt or something so we don't loose it, interesting post thanks PeterNZ

The American's had the best boots, that's why the Allies won. That's straight from a NZ vet, who hid out with US forces right neart the end of the war because they had the best food and boots PeterNZ

Sounds great PeterNZ