BFCElvis

I can't remember if I posted this my mind has been in a fog lately but..... Yes, it is true that I received my blessing from Lawyer. JamesBailey was present as a witness. Several beers and a some beef stew was sacrificed in celebartion of the event. As it turns out Lawyer happens to be a very fun guy to hand with (who would have guessed). And I'm not saying that because he insisted on picking up the tab he really is a good guy. James also was a great guy....it is strange how none of you CM people I have met are right bastards...You must all try harder.

Wankers.

Due to FOW I won't say too much on the subject but after seeing Peters post that makes the number of known cesspoolers that are involved 6. But none of the 'poolers I know ever acknowledge that we even know who each other are. As a matter of fact, during CPX (the test run for CMMC) I had a battle against a prolific cesspooler and we NEVER made mention of the fact that we knew who the other was. I was strange because we had communication about other topics as normal and in those we never mentioned our on going battle and in the battle emails and TCP/IP we never said anything to each other that was not in charactor. I think we both got a kick out of that. And if someone is looking to get in CMMC and a position opens up for you ..do not go into it unless you are ready to commit to the time it will take. It has periods that are very time consuming.

Wankers

Hey Seanachai, while there ar some parts of Philadelphia that will tell you that South St. marks the border for South Philly I am here to tell you that Washington St. is the "Mason/Dixon line". Being that I could putt to South St because it is only a block away I must point out that I am not in South Philly. I do speak it very well...but I do not live there. Here are a couple examples of South Philly speak: Jieat (pronounce JA eat) meaning have you eaten or did you eat. Whodontknowdat (pronounced HOO doan no dat) meaning that is something everyone knows or who doesn't know that. There are many others I can pass on if you are interested.

Lorak, let the record show that through gamey tactics and other cheating methods that Joanna has felled me. He doesn't know it at this time because I just sent the surrender file. That's 2 losses in a row. I am not losing it I blame either rune or society. They are to blame.

I have just sent off a surrender to Mace. It is the game I should have surrendered in a month and a half ago. But good news guys!!!! I sent the final turn of a game with LEON that should come back as a major victory for me. So don't get too down about my loss to Mace. Everything will be just fine.

chrisl...you're a wanker. I have slacked PBEM for the last 24 hours. Sorry folks. BUT.....Just finished a TCP/IP with Peng. Hard fought 59-34 game. Brutal but.... Elvis : Winner!!! Peng : loser again

Wankers.

This is all very nice put while Peter was kind enough to mention the loser he failed to mention the victor. Check out either page 13 or 14 for a short AAR ...there was NO gamey set up or playing..just standard issue butt kicking with an unusual score.

Oh yeah I almost forgot a couple of things. Before we started playing he didsay he had a load on and I made a screen shot of the final score but don't know how to post it. Because this whole thing has shaken him to his foundation perhaps I shouldn't post it. Sorry Mike..ya know I love ya.

Because of the reaction to what happened last night I will make a couple of comments in response to some questions about my game with PhilliesPhan (the guy has been shamed enough without me rubbing salt further into the wounds). First, a week ago he CRUSHED me in a PBEM game. Second, a quick AAR. 1000 point ME mod trees and and hills. I purchased a Panther, Hetzer, Wespe and Fallslager Co and a couple of cheap arty spotters. During turn 1 I saw an M10 sitting on a hill and what seemed like a couple of platoons moving slowly in the the rear middle area of the map. I had ordered my platoons to sneak forward. When I saw in turn 1 how far back he was and how slowly he was moving I ran a platoon forward to behind a large building in the middle of the map. I also targeted 81mm arty on the area around the M10. When the arty started falling I moved my Panther to a hilltop with an LOS to his M10 and got a kill while it was worrying about the arty. In the meantime one platoon at a time was run forward and then placed in buildings and trees. Most infantry I had hide upon reaching their destination. By the time I had all my infantry safely in town he began to advance. Everywhere he tried to advance was covered by arty, armor, infantry or a combination of at time all three. At turn 10 I told him that I couldn't believe that I was still at 100%...As each turn came and went I would say it again "I can't believe I haven't lost ONE MAN!!". and he continued to get torn to bits until there was almost nothing left to fight with. I still can't figure out what he did so horribly wrong or what I did that was so right but I am still dumbstruck. PhilliesPhams' game has improved a great deal during his hibernation period...don't any of you get caught off guard. Third, Friendlyfire, my dance card is WAY too full right now. Phillybitch and I played TCP/IP. I haven't even sent my turns from yesterday yet including the massive setup I am in the middle of doing with the Consig. After I have finished some of these I think I am going to try to only have 3 or 4 games going at once. I think I have 8 now.

As much as it pains me to post this it also thrills me. I have done something I diodn't think was possible. Just finished a TCP/IP with Hiram and won on turn 15 out of 20 by a score of 100 to 0. That's right folks through 15 turns I lost NOBODY. And it wsn't like I was hiding. I was tearing his **** apart. But I was still at 100% global morale at the end of turn 15......I still can't believe it. Elvis - Win (100 pints) Hiramphillyphanbandwagonboy - Lose (0 points)

The worst part about the "co-ed" shower was that my bastard brothers (and I assume Peng) drank my full bottle of Paddys that me Mum brought back from England. WE CAN"T GET PADDYS HERE! One of you Brits please forward me a bottle STAT.

PS Elviswannabe...I am and always will be the King Wanker of this board.

Elviswannabe, my plate is too full right now...but as soon as clear some of the deadweight (leon,mace,goanna,peng,david and chrisl) you will join the ranks of the dead. Side note: I am in the middle of a TCP/IP with Hiram as we speak and he is spanking me. The boy has been working on his game.

Peng is a wanker.

Almost forgot..... Wankers.

Saw we were on page 10 and thought I would see if I could start one for a change (I'm still mourning Joeys' passing). The following people are dieing horrible deaths at my hand: Peng, Hiram, Peng, David, Peng, chrisl, Peng, LEEON, Peng, Mace, Peng, Joanna, Peng, Lorak and Peng.

I just received email from Peng that Joey Ramone had passed away. I was going to post to main board but figured this would be what Joey would have wanted (the cesspool). The first time I saw the Ramones they opened for Iggy Pop at the Tower Theater in Philadelphia. I walked out thinking they were the worst band I had ever seen. Over the next yeaar I grew to love them. Then in the summer of 1979 I was in a pizza place in Wrightstown, NJ with some friends and the Ramones walked. We played pinball with Joey for about an hour. The whole band was great to hang with and either they were stoned out of their minds or we were..that part I don't rememeber too well. I'm drinkin a long tall one for Joey Ramone tonight..He was part of what made my youth worth living.

Peter beat me. (Just trying to beat you to the punch Peter)

Or gouging out your left eye.

Ok mod installed....It's not as pretty looking but it is WAY more functional for me and isn't bad looking. Thanks for all your help guys.

Eat me Ellros...your name is too close to mine to interest me in any way.

This morning I had the sad duty of sending a surrender file to David Ohmyaikinhead. His gamey use of sound tactics and superior strategy will not be forgotten soon. I have no idea of the final score because he hasn't sent it back yet....but I know it won't be pretty.