BFCElvis

Dear Malakovski, I am afraid you are right about me and either owe you all an apology or nothing at all. With regrets, Elvis P.S. YOU owe ME a turn so stop yapping and get to it.

Dearest Joe, Numbered turns are wastes of time started by mindless people who ca't keep track of what game they are playing and whose turn it is. As I have sated many times before the only possible reasons I can see for numbering files are if you plan on going back and writing an AAR after the battle or if you are involoved in something like CMMC. Anyone who saves every file of every game they ever played is a mook and needs alife. Who really needs (or wants) to go back over endless turn reviewing past battles. Saving the occational "cool" turn is very easy to without numbering an entire games worth of files. I have 113 files in my PBEM folder at this moment froma CMMC training missin against Fionn. I can't imagine why I would need all those files for the 6 other games I am playing. "Well Elvis just delete them after as you get several turns ahead and you won't have that many" Why have them to begin with!! "Well Elvis you could create a folder for each game and download the files into that folder and then when the PBEM creates the new file you can easily just move that into the folder as well and then your PBEM folder will not be filled with hundreds of file" Sure I could but again WHY?!?!? "Well Elvis how do you know for sure whose turn it is isn't something got lost in the mail?" By trying to open the ONE file that I have for the game and see if it asks for MY password or the LOSER I am playing's password. "Well Elvis what happens if you get a file that is corrupted?" I have been playing CM daily since the beta demo in 1999 and have NEVER had a corrupted file and if I ever did (which I haven't had to do) I would simply download the previous email sent to me and we would begin back a turn which is what we would have to do if we had a corrupted file anyway (which I have never had anyway). "Well Elvis everybody does it...why are you so millitant about this..take a pill and chill dawg." Because I would love to meet the brain surgeon who firsthought numbering was such a great idea and then conned all you rubes into buying into the program and stick a nedle in his (or her) eye (or eyes). This will probably be a new rant to the newbies here and a beaten horse to the old ones but it is a fight I never tire of fighting. Love, Elvis

Dear Throbbing Masses, Knobo is a stand up human (if there is such a thing). He was kind enough to read my previous post about not numbering turn files and has proven that he is not the lemming the most of the rest of you lot are. He is a thinking mans CM player and should be given props for his brave move. Of course Malakovski wasn't as wise. Time will tell if he will be receiving a turn 1 surrender file from me. Love, Elvis

Dear Wrath of, Blah blah blah blah blah. Love, Elvis

Dear Wrath of, I believe mt Wankers is on page 5. Love, Elvis

Dear Leeon4digitmembernumber, While it is true that I may have let you win one or two games against me it was all part of my helping newbies feel good program. Love, Elvis

Dear Malakovski, I did send the file the other night (or thought I did). I will attempt to resend tonight. Love, Elvis

Dear Nebbiolo, While I prefer premade (they are usually far more interesting...even the unbalanced ones) I am certainly willing to play my 2nd CMBB QB against the likes of you. I will send a 1500 point somethingorother when I get home from work this evening (unless you want to send one sooner). While I loath to play people that have higher than a 3 digit member number I am always willing to do my part to support newbies. If you insist on playing v1.02 then I will oblige you. However it is newbies like you that should be ashamed of yourselves for not helping the good folks at BFC shake out the possible bugs in v1.03 when asked for help. Shame on you. Shame shame shame. Love, Elvis

Dear Hammerheads, Does anyone in this thread even return files anymore. The poser Malakovski has had all day to post sily rebutals to nonsense but has failed to send a file back. Has Hiram left a legacy? Love and kisses, Elvis

Dear Nebbiolo, I can handle many games at once. I currently have 5 going (this does not include those punks Hiram and MsSedai because they are too cheap to download the beta patch). I am certainly willing to smack you around like the little welp that you are. I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool. (I haven't used that in a while...damn it feels good.) If you have the courage to send a set up file then so be it. That silly King of the Hill scenario seems to be the one everyone sends me but I have been stuck in the middle of it with MsSedai forever (see above). Love, Elvis

Who is Malakovski?

One of you knuckleheads has taken up my challenge.

Dear Pussdrinkers, OK....Whatshisnamenewguywhomentionedthefaqthread has made me feel like I haven't been a part of this silly thread for a while. Since I know by hanging out a little more I will piss off a section of the population here and slam the rest with a massive dose of apathy I am ready to make a limited return. It is time for the nearly unbeatable Elvis to offer his services to the sodden masses. Any challenger is free to send me the set up file of his(or her) choice. I don’t care what type of battle or which side. I have only played one QB since CMBB was released because I generally find premade scenarios to be more interesting. I also have 2 byte battles left that I am to playtest for Germansissy and would be happy to give one of them a whirl. Any of you scumbags with the hearts of rats and morals of seahorses try to send me a numbered file and the you will receive and immediate surrender from me. Nothing hurts more than to spend all the time it takes to set up a battle and receive a turn 1 surrender. So someone send me a setup now. I don’t care who it is but there are several long timers who have been too yeller to take a try at me. Love, Elvis

Wankers.

I tried to set this up for a PBEM with Peng and, of course, encountered the same things everyone else has. I told Berli (he designed it) that I would leave it in my will so that my 2 year old son may be able to someday give it to his grandson and be able to play it.

Wankers.

CONGREATS!!!!! You'll have a lot of fun (little sleep but a lot of fun).

What is a modified executable?

Why would you need to switch discs to change what version you are using? And why would you not upgrade all games you are playing to at least v1.02?

Dear Ms. Sedai, I feel it is my duty as a long time CM player (check the member number) to assit BFC any way that I can in advancing their product and its development. They have called upon the CM community to help them shake out any bugs in the newest (and probably last) patch so that they can move forward and work on getting new products into our hands sooner. If that means I have to update PBEM files from time to time then that is a price I am happy to pay. Love, Elvis P.S. Where's me fookin file.

Wankers.

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My biggest wish.....I had always dreamed of an incredible WW2 game that gave me all the feel that I had with SL/ASL and then CMBO came out and exceeded my woldest dreams.....My wish now is for a game that takes that to a level I haven't even thought of.

Oh you cheeky little buggers. Merry Christmas I guess.