Mace

Hey look, two hobbits included! Err do they mosh? Mace

... certain familiarity with anthrax? *snort* </font>

*Enters Grue* Grue help Elvish Lord with quest start! *grabs a wriggling Elvish Lord in one hand, a A3 sized envelope and the other, then starts to shove Elvish Lord in the Envelope with one gigantic fist* Umm where did Grue leave crayon?! *With a large crayon, Grue starts writing an address on the Elvish body-fluid soaked envelope* Less see.... 'Midul Erth New zeelund' There! Grue like to help. No need thanks. *walks over to the Letter box, drops in the envelope then wanders off*

Yah just what is that white stuff?!! Mace

Yes. Mace

Hmmm Been on the piss again? Mace

Bugger. And here I was thinking it was one of those fandangled dish washing machines. Mace

Point of protocol: A queen is not referred to as "Her Royal Highness". That title is reserved for royal princesses. A queen is referred to as "Her Royal Majesty". Just to avoid confusion and messy beheadings, etc. Michael </font>

LOL. I never thought I'd see the Monty Python/Dennis Moore song outdone. Mace

Miss your plane, Joe? Mace

Oh? I never knew penguins got married. Mace

Oh, Mounties tracked down your latest safe house? Mace *sigh, no sign of Kitty*

Did you know this Strongbow cyder has .1% more alcohol than the same measure of beer I normally drink? That means I'm 0.1% drunker than normal! Now where's my uber-babe? *wanders off* <font size = 2>Here... Kitty, Kitty! Kitty!!!!</font> .......<font size = 1>HeEEEeeeere... Kitty, Kitty! Kitty!!!</font> Mace

Well.... we could always start developing our own, but it needs to be a simple system that doesn't involve millions of support rules (unlike another campaign Kitty and I were particating in) :mad:

Oh you were in the picture too? I was distracted by the blond. Mace

Yeh, just what sort of gear do you get your tired arse into. I bet it's some form of bondage/S&M costume, isn't it? Sicko! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace

Hmmmm, I've got a few mates in Customs. I think I can arrange a full body cavity search to start his visit off to Australia with. And I think I can convince them to soak their hands and implements in buckets of ice water before the task at hand. Mace

My gawd, Michael! This is a family thread so I have you mind your language, for the sake of the children. Mace

*GASP*!!! YOU DID WHAT?!!!!!! These are Tim tams! TIM TAMS, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!!! And you forwent them?!!! TIM TAMS?!!!!!! *swoons* Mace

Actually Dalem's correct. The Old uns, Peng, Seanachai and Berli, can decree anything they want. And I think our fine ladies have their ear as well. So I know exactly who to suck up to. Definitely not this Justicar fellow because he can be overridden! Mace

Actually he should. My understanding of the initial decree defined 'senior-kinniget' as anyone who posted in the initial 100+ page Peng Challenge and who continued posting from then on......and let's face it, we Aussie's persist like a blowfly around dung. So Stuka is a Senior-Kinniget! *razz* Mace

It's a label you're branded with for life, like 'ex-crim' for example. Mace

You must have me confused with someone else, I don't have any ilks. Mace

The scary thing is the hellspawn such a union creates. A Madmatt/Mike-the-wino offspring? *shudders* Mace

So you wont be needing one of these then? Bummer. Mace