Mace

Gimme, gimme, gimme!!!! *drools* Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by von shrad: BTW, I have never seen Red Dwarf but some people have quoted some of it here and I found it to be hillarious. Wonder where a gum-chewer like myself could find any of this? BBC America? I'll have to go see.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It is hilarious, damned hilarious. As is the Blackadder series, Fawlty Towers, Young Ones, Bottom, French and Saunders and Mr Bean. In book form there was the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, the disc world series by Terry Pratchet, and Ben Elton's books. I will give that to the Poms, they know how to do very good comedy (shame they suck at all else). Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lawyer: Anyhoo, this bit of shared experience and wisdom should get you all off to a good healthy start this morning. It's just another personal service from Lawyer.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I chose to read this snippet of information re your sanitary habits (or lack there of) just before going to bed. I am now so traumatised by it, I believe I'll be having nightmares for the rest of my life. Mace

There was a movie released in the late 70s based on the great motherland war. This might be the one you're talking about. A friend of mine saw it, but I never did. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...CALVARY CALVARY CALVARY! said CM2's FAQ author, who was now...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...seeking treatment for dyslexia, because what he meant to say was: "Cavalry, Cavalry, Cavalry; two turtle doves, and a partridge in a"....

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dalem: Iron Maiden rocks. And as so aptly put by Butthead: "When Maiden maketh a video, they don't thcrew around."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> "Run for the hills, run for your li-i-ife" Mace [ 09-18-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elvis: I thought this small slice of my life would be interesting to you Wankers.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> [sarcasm]I cannot begin to tell you how much our lives have been enriched knowing that! [/sarcasm] Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Hi Honey's, I'm home!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Were you away, and did you pick up the milk on the way in? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Germanboy: ...and no panache either...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ..and, bugger, no pizza as well! But there was...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I know that many of you have been agonizing over the question of the week ... what WILL I get Joe for his birthday on Sunday?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Nothings too good for our Joe Shaw, so that's what I got you....nothing! Happy birthday though, you little scamp. *gives nooky* Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by M Hofbauer: well if this http://www.alp.org.au//kimbeazley/ is a sham website then this guy is surely going to great lengths to provide for his fake identity. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I can confirm it's a proper web site...Kim Beazley is the head of the Australian Labor Party, which is something similar to your Democrats. btw, I'd have to support Brian on this, It's in our Psyche to 'take the p*ss' hence these 'psuedonyms' based on key Australian politicians. I think it's quite amusing myself...as long as they don't take it as far as the good general did. Mace [ 09-15-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I suspect that for Mace if it LOOKS like a sheep and SOUNDS like a sheep and ACTS like sheep ... one out of three is close enough. Joe<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Tha's not correct, my practices are carried out in accordance to international standard ISO-8992888-BaaaaaAAaa. Mace

You also forgot the Ju87 G1 with the twin 37mm pods...in the hands of an excellent Pilot like Rudel, they accounted for substantial Soviet tank losses during Operation Citadel. Mace

Oh, I missed you Peng *hugs* Mace

Hoorah Opened for business once more. If I didn't hate and despise you all so much, I would say I .... I missed you! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: God help us all.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Don't worry, you guys will prevail, and if it gets to the point you need assistance, I hope all your allies chip in and help. Mace

I've always respected the USA and it's people, you've been good friends to Australia. So my thoughts are with you at this time..and I hope you catch these mongrels and pay them back bigtime. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by von shrad: There must be some kind of loophole that allows the admiration of sheep so we can clean this whole mess up quickly and rather painlessly. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey, what I do in the privacy of my bedroom, barnyard, field, public road, central business district, house of parliament, crowded elevator or anywhere else I can find a sheep is my business! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panzer Leader: I was given the game with no units for either side except for about 20 big-gun spotters per side. That, my friends, is just stupid. I guess it was a big joke, ha ha, but I play this game for fun, not to see what imbecilic combinations I can come up wih.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That was mine, I take full responsibility! The scenario, for those who weren't aware of it, is simply a faceoff between German and American 240mm FOs (about 15 on each side) on a smallish map in heavy fog. The goal of the scenario is for either player to capture the sole VF in the centre of the map, while surviving the maelstrom of large-calibre artillery fire. It was developed with a few things in mind: XX) for a cheap laugh (yes it was a big joke), and Pi) to test the mettle of that SSN, Gustav, who wouldn't take no for an answer in his continuing attempt to challenge me in combat (imagine, a Kniggit expected to play a SSN, what's the MBT coming to). Gustav has not been seen since I foisted my little piece of evilness off to him. Better yet, it's an offense to Panzer Leader's intelligence (ie, not that offensive). Hence, I believe I should be awarded some recognition for this fine achievement. Mace PS Stop talking about SHEEP...It's stirring up strange feelings in me! [ 09-10-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Don't try to weasel your way out of it! We see you in that sheep costume<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, Stuka does look kinda cute in a sheep costume! Hi there!!!! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Senior Knights are cool.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, It's obvious Senior Knighthood is not based on intelligence, looks, wit, charisma or bravery! *grumble* Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...my balogna and how it affected...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...the ability of MGers to run with their...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jd: Let me tell you all a little story, as a simple country lawyer<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> it's amazing what you can do with bold and italic tags! Mace

and when the bald one's a-going to see your post he'll be doing a-something to annoy you the most he'll be locking this down, makin' it toast and making you look the fool Sean, Sean, Seanachai fool Sean, Sean, Seanachai fool Sean, Sean, Seanachai fool now run back to the cesspool

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lawyer: For those of you who do not visit the main board, I have posted an offer of free beer for Washington area CM players who want to get together with Marlow and me next Friday.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Free beer with Lawyer? I knew there was a catch! Mace