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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YK2: You mean there are MEN in here? *Looks around puzzled* Can you point me in the right direction please?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ok....Time to review that contract with my marketing agency 'cause my 'Mace is a real man' promo obviously isn't giving me the correct exposure. Hmmmm Exposure?!!! I know, perhaps I can strip again? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elvis: have a nice thought for Mike Raber/Hiram/Philly Phans family today because they are going through something pretty heavy. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yep, Mace's philosophy, When life hits rock bottom, it can only improve! Actually, since you know Elvis and Peng on a personal basis, it's probably as bad as it gets. Anyhow, I hope things turn out better for you Mike/Hiram/Phan Mace [ 08-17-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mark IV: Thanks for missing my birthday, you thoughtless bastards; it made it very special for me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You're welcome! I'm not saying you're old, but did the heat generated from all the candles result in the forest fires now troubling North America? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panzer Leader (misaligned tags kept for prosperity): I thought we should call him My Buddy because he is just like that cuddly doll that used to be marketed for BOYS!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Funny how you show some interest in cuddly dolls marketed for boys! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Shall I send it yet a third time in anticipation of your once again deleting it? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No, twice is enough. Otherwise I don't think I could contain my glee of receiving yet another email from you. That was sarcasm by the way. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: (a) .... ( .... © .... (d) I used to sing professionally you know, people PAID me to sing ... well not more than once but that's not important<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> 23.4) I'm sorry, but you have failed to follow correct MBT procedure, you have been sequential! A.12.78 and a bit) Have you thought that the reason they only paid you once is to stop you singing? I look forward to your continuing abuse, and your turnfile. Mace

Gee, you guys are cruel! *sob* Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Juardis: Anyway, I third his nomination into serfdom. He may yet make something of his life.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sorry, and you are? Just leave your ballot paper on the desk and we'll make sure it's dealt with when you leave! ... Has he left yet? Good! *Rips up paper and throws it in the bin* Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Note that MY MG crew is captured and IS BEING FORCED AT GUNPOINT TO LEAD HIS ATTACK UPON A HOUSE OCCUPIED BY MY FORCES! Trust an Australian to resort to such disreputable and dishonorable tactics. For shame Mace.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That is incorrect, the weather as indicated in the graphic, was snowy. Concerned as I always am by the wellbeing of my POWs I decided to place him in the nearest dry building for his comfort. He thanked me from rescuing him from the command of that tyrant (ie you), and then in his eagerness ran to it to make himself comfortable, while thankful that he at least was now under the command of someone who cared. It is you SIR!!! who decided to spring an ambush from said building soon afterwards, resulting in this one POW becoming caught in crossfire, and overjoyed that he was wearing khaki colored trousers (don't want certain fear-induced stains showing up). I sleep well at night, happy that I have at least brought joy to one little pixelated warrior POW. Do you? Mace btw I noticed that you had www.derkessel.com host your happy snappy, I would have accused you of brainwashing Mensch, but we all realise what that would imply!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: (stupor?) everyone wait with bated breath to hear him say "...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...Bump!! Well, I find it exciting, but then again I have no...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YK2: *uncovers ears* Did I miss something?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Emma! Emma! I'm protecting your honour - think of me as a standby Pawbroon, except I'm standing a lot further away, and I have an Aussie accent not French, and my countrymen fought in his country but not vice-versa. But my French isn't too bad..I can even say 'ou est le bureau du poste', but not much else because I was more infatuated by the females in my class rather than paying attention to the French teacher. Why I can still remember dropping my pen so that I could look up.... But I digress, I wont mention to you that Joe Shaw said a rude word as that would be dobbing that would! In fact I would challenge him to a duel, but because we are dueling at the moment the point is Moot! Mace

*Covers Emma's ears* Ummmaaaa, Joe Shaw said the word Rooted! I'm telling!!!! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lorak: Mace wins my most gamey player award for this past week. I'll give you the play of the day, you can decide how much of a gamey cheat he really is. ... a pair of american tanks roll up the hill and into a corn field. They manage to spot a tiger hidden in some scattered trees at about 700-800 meters. One of the allied tanks fires! One shot, one kill. Frontaly against a tiger at 700-800 yards hidden in trees.... Obviously he is a cheating, gamey SOB. I am hoping that BTS fixes or does somfink.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Gamey? Harummph!!! Lorak, you're honestly telling me you weren't aware of the specific hotkey that allowed Allies to choose from a list of modern military hardware? The Tiger was knocked off by one of my M1A2 Abrams, which quickly got off a laser range designation followed by an APDS (Depleted Uranium) round. I expect my MLRS barrage to strike your defenses very shortly, and my Apache Longbows (with MBW Hellfire) will be working the battlefield soon after. Whoops, gave too much away!!! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Allow me to continue a CessPool tradition that has been sadly neglected of late, that's right, it's time for WWW.HOTMORMONBABES.COM and their BABE O' THE MONTH<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You post that filth again and I'll spam your ICQ, again! btw...is it me, or do all these Mormon 'babes' look the same? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: Ambush of Shadows should be out by monday, a lot of other stuff is coming on monday as well. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ambush of Shadows is great, but it is so tough better to check your life insurance policies because they could be revoked after playing this one. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chrisl: Because it doesn't gloat when it wins or make excuses when it loses. It never shows up in the pool to challenge anyone, and it doesn't post mid-game reports of how much its opponents suck. I demand a taunt AI in CM2:BB!! BTS Please fix or do somefink!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And during the next 200 years, it will become sentient, experience the joys of life, and wish to be a human being! And when it gets to the end of it's long journey, it will look it's opponent in the eye, after wining a game of CM901230 (Hyper reality edition), and say Hehe, that is the worst gamey play I've ever seen...you suck bad, you were no challenge at all, must SUCK to be you!!! WOOT!!!!! Then, maybe, it will be a Kinniggit of the MBT Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lars: and the lovely Ladies YK2 and Kitty (Woo Hoo!, chicks with feathers! hopefully they’re boa’s and they stay late)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Some truly special and wonderful people were born in August (ie Me). You had to go spoil it by being born in the same month as well! btw, As for our special and beautiful dames being present at your birthday....It's nice to dream, isn't it! Mace

Personally, I think we should post to the other thread - otherwise it's just going to lurk there forever, and we'll never get a new home! Besides, I..I...miss you guys! *wipes tear from eyes* GROUP HUG!!!! Mace [ 08-10-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

Damn you, you're right! *Steps off ladder* That's one small step for Mace, one great big step for uberhamsterdom! I now feel somewhat liberated! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chrisl: I bet you're even on a bunch of ladders <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *POING!* <------ sound of brick bouncing off head Oi! I'll have you know that,Cristal, the only ladder I'm on is the one that gets me up to the roof of my house! As far as where I belong, it's here yah drongo, in the *sob <--- overcome with emotion*... the MBT!!! And a word of advice, never accuse a kinniggit of being some SSN, you ...you... SSNN (Scum Sucking Newbie's Newbie). Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Everyone else has gone to bed, I am waiting on turns from everyone, and am quite bored this evening.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh you little tyke, *ruffles hair* MrSqueeker, may I remind you this an international community, with representatives from all over the globe! What's interesting is that the globe rotates on it's axis, and more interesting, it revolves around the sun. This means that the part of the globe that faces the sun has daylight, and the other side has night, but because the globe rotates, a point on the globe (except for certain areas near the northern and southern poles) moves into day then night, night into day, cyclically. Now even more amazingly, people on different parts of the globe don't have night and day simultaneously, but at different times. So when you say Everyone else has gone to bed', this is not entirely correct. So there you go, son, you've learnt something new, haven't you? Now go have some fun playing on the nearest freeway, there's a good lad! Mace [ 08-10-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Leeo: If a fool and his money are soon parted, why is my wallet still full?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Take said contents of wallet, place contents in envelope and post to Mace I'll soon have an answer for you! Mace

NEWS FLASH!...NEWS FLASH!...NEWS FLASH! Eurodollar takes sudden fall; suicide rates triple in France, Belgium, Holland and Germany; Eurocouncil disbands NATO and declares war on the USA; Euroalliance fighters scrambled to shoot down incoming civilian aircraft arriving from USA; Pope forewarns second coming of the Anti-christ; More to follow....

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...was...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...surprised that russelmz suddenly showed a passion for one word posts, making every once else wonder if there was a tax on...

Lorak, please pull out your quill and note: Mensch once again is victorious with a (minor, miniscule, eentsy-teensty) allied tactical victory - but oh what a victory with he loosing more, yes more, infantry than I did, and he on the defensive as well. I warned him that he would get RSI from writing home to the family and loved ones of all those sweet, innocent Poles who he destroyed! All it took was one push of the surrender button but NoooOOOOooo, did he listen? Mensch: Polish and victorious at 61 (of course the victory tainted by being Polish) - severe case of wrist RSI to follow 147 casualties; 3 mortars destroyed Mace: Fallschirmjager and fighting for the VFs to the last, lost in game but not in spirit(s) 27 - who's not writing because it's always an honor for his men to fall for the fatherland, and everyone expects it! 122 casualties; 1 mortar destroyed; 4 vehicles destroyed Now next time Mensch, I pick the setup ok? Mace