Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedy: Isn't it Friday night over your way? Why aren't you people in the pub drunk?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Drunk? You mean to tell me there's an alternative state of being? Mace [ 10-05-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...tar outta hiram's...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...inflatable...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CMplayer: Yes, I guess that would qualify as a miracle. Jolly good, then.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> As would any win at all by the English cricket team! Mace PS You set yourself up for this one, didn't you? *te he*.. shame you're not a pom. [ 10-05-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CMplayer: I suppose I could find it in me to grovel in front of this image if everyone else did. Has he performed any miracles?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Bloody Oath! He's brought the Ashes home from blighty, and led the Australian Cricket Team to numerous victories! We are like maggots to his greatness, Lawyer more so. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I saw this years ago and promptly adopted it as MY religion: Wauism <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Australians need no convincing, we've been Wauists for some time. Behold our diety Mace [ 10-05-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

*stomp* damned.... *stomp* *crunch* ...SSNs *stomp* *stomp* *splat* it's a... *stomp* ...plague!!! *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: Do me next!! Please please please<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Do you next?!!! Ummm...I think a brothel is what you're looking for. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Slapdragon: Heck, I will promote you and Mace to Dolt in one ceremony.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Is it true only a master dolt can promote others? But I know you'll be disapointed you can't promote me because: chi^2) You're a (tries to put this gently) BLOODY LOWLY ===> SERF* <=== WHO IS NOT WORTHY TO EVEN LICK MY BOOTS, and e=mc^2) I've already been given the title Nong by someone far more intelligent, attractive and wittier than yourself (refer signature below) - why I bet you don't even have the curves in the right places). Mace PS Just to clarify, a dolt is equivalent to what we call a nong in Australia. {Corrected because Joe Shaw, thingy of the thingy, said so} [ 10-05-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lawyer: They look so cute with their dull, stupid gazes.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You talking SSNs? I was going to offer to carry out frontal labotomy's on them but I figured what's the use, no one would notice the difference! Mace

Whoops, I was mistaken!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Received from Lorak via email: Mace, Hows it going? Hope things find you well. I was wondering if you could do me a favor. Since the attack of Sept 11. My company decided that instead of flying back and worth, that we would just stay until the job was done. We should finish today! Hell, finally was able to get out onto the net from here and get to my yahoo account! I still can not get to the forum though, what is why I am asking you a favor. Could you post a short message telling everyone that I am ok and should be back in the states friday afternoon. I will try to gett turns out to everyone by the weekend. Have a good one!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> A good what? I am quite happy to post this for Lorak albut for a nominal fee. btw, Although he didn't indicate this in his email, I know he believes you to all be pathetic low-lives, myself included. Mace {edited to make it more visually appealing. Funny, I have a preminition Berli may be about to post something witty} [ 10-04-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Lovely Peeeng! Wonderful Peeeng! Lovely Peeeng! Wonderful Peeeng. .... ahh, bugger, you know how it goes <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Patron: "Can we have something with less Peng in it?" Mace {edited for the annoyance factor} Richard Morgan? I didn't know insects had names *STOMP* {further edited to draw attention to nasty infestations} [ 10-03-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hakko Ichiu: After the famous antipodean chanteuse, Kiki Dee. "But you can call me Featherstonehaugh," he murmured, "although it's usually pronounced...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...***** THIS FASCINATING STORY HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED WITH A QUERY ***** Hakko, I thought Kike Dee was English? Please fix or do somfink!!! ***** NOW RESUMING {AB)NORMAL STORY *****

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: ...an oak tree while singing bawdy...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...dittys about a male, female, whipped cream, bottles of jam, and small fluffy things that tickle when inserted into....

Are sheep allowed? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dalem: Wait a minute. There's porn on computers now?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Solely for comprehensive research purposes! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: PS. and I'm not coming back in here anymore.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's understandable Mensch, Puberty is a difficult and traumatic time for those going through it. Mace

I've always purchased at least a platoon of engineers when going against a static defence (rather than Meeting Engagement), and generally keep them very close to the front of my main advance. I've also found them to be handy in the defence, especially as a reserve force. This is probably due to their equipment options (eg flame throwers etc). Mace PS Hurry up and call that election will you?!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: winter of 2001- early 2002<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Unless of course, you live in the Southern Hemisphere, in which case it will be Summer of 2001 - early 2002. (with a *SHEESH* directed towards russellmz)

You could do something like that quite quickly in excel or Access, Trouble is you'de need to know the statistics of the number of operational AFVs, equipment at that point of time. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: ...dweller who never, ever bumped the FAQ thread. It sat on Page 3 for days and days. Nothing short of...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...a miracle would stop the meandering flock of penguins from procreating. "By golly, this sordid behaviour must cease and desist" yelled...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lawyer: Chicken Knigget also has a nice ring to it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Damn you Lawyer, you made me laugh! Mace

I'd like to welcome Sir Foobar and Sir Roborat to the table, but I am a Kiniggit of the MBT so I'll treat these new investitures with the usual scorn and contempt I reserve for my peers. But good news, the forces of Sir Mace has bested (just) the forces of that slimy, scaley uberlizard, Sir Goanna (and his band of uber-grandpapas/volksturm). Still, he was a (almost) worthy opponent and would have won except the time ran out (thanks to my file-editing skills). So Lorak (oh where, oh where art thow?), please enter in your mighty journal Mace: 57 (American on defence) Goanna: 36 (German attacker) Allied Minor Victory Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: That does it, next time ole Freddy Hitler or Steven Tojo or Bernard Ho Chi Min comes knocking on your door, don't come crying to us for help. Coz wer'e too busy watching the footy. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hitler, Tojo and Ho Chi Min - those bloody seventh day dentists, I hate it when they knock. btw, footy's seasons over now, so it's time to put away the dog's eye (you know, the one they drag out every year, blow the dust off, remove the maggots from, put a new lot of sauce on, and try to flog off as 'good tucka') and lend a hand dealing with these 'dentists'. But make it quick because the one day test matches are due to kick off soon. Mace ( doing his bit for Australia - drinking beer )

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedy: I am heading off to Melbourne to watch the mighty Essendon Bombers win back to back premierships (I hope) in the AFL Grand Final<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Fellow cesspoolers, It is a fine Aussie tradition to slag the supporters of the team that looses the Grand Final. Yep, you guessed it, Speedy's team lost, and what's worse, they were leading at one stage during the match. So let's all join in this message to Speedy: Sucks to be you!!!! Mace