Michael Emrys Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 ...it's such a pretty game that you don't have to have a ton of kills to make it fun. Lucky for you, huh? I mean, the only way you could get a kill is if you somehow managed to shoot yourself down. And if there is a way to shoot yourself down, I have every confidence that you will find it. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Lucky for you, huh? I mean, the only way you could get a kill is if you somehow managed to shoot yourself down. And if there is a way to shoot yourself down, I have every confidence that you will find it. MichaelTechnically there is as long as you're flying a two seater or a bomber ... just man one of the guns and shoot your engine out. Or drop a bomb when you're too low, that's always good. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Technically there is as long as you're flying a two seater or a bomber ... just man one of the guns and shoot your engine out. See? I knew you'd find a way. Or drop a bomb when you're too low, that's always good. I'll bet you've had many an hour of fun with that. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Have I mentioned I'm a Beta Tester? You guys are gonna love this game. I am testing the hell out of it. It is gorgeous, and fun as it can be. Die a lot now. Of Jealousy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Have I mentioned I'm a Beta Tester? You guys are gonna love this game. I am testing the hell out of it. It is gorgeous, and fun as it can be. Die a lot now. Of Jealousy.They've got YOU Beta Testing it? My, my ... how the standards of BFC have dropped over the years. Let's see if they've fixed that pesky problem of allowing scenario designers to drop a platoon of armored cars in a clearing that's miles from the action, that they can't drive out of and have no line of sight from. Yes it's been years and no I haven't forgotten your misbegotten "scenario." Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisl Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Let's see if they've fixed that pesky problem of allowing scenario designers to drop a platoon of armored cars in a clearing that's miles from the action, that they can't drive out of and have no line of sight from. Meh, you're just incompetent. Any half-decent player would have just written a quick editor to alter the map after the game is started and rolled out a new, nicely paved road. And turned the armored cars into Panthers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 7, 2011 Author Share Posted May 7, 2011 Have I mentioned I'm a Beta Tester? You guys are gonna love this game. I am testing the hell out of it. It is gorgeous, and fun as it can be. Die a lot now. Of Jealousy. So let's see... the glorious MBT (Damn the potatoes! Full speed ahead!) is being represented by Peng, Elvis and MrSpkr. Uh huh. Do you guys have a name for yourselves? Like maybe "The Banjo Brigade", or "Losers with Love Handles"? Did BFC want to run some bench tests to see what would happen if the only tactical expertise the player had, was to hit GO endlessly? And chimps were too highly evolved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Isn't Boo cute when he gets all green like that? Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 No Beta-Gnome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 I don't think my 105mm FO will be getting any Christmas cards from Boo this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 So let's see... the glorious MBT (Damn the potatoes! Full speed ahead!) is being represented by Peng, Elvis and MrSpkr. Uh huh. Do you guys have a name for yourselves? Like maybe "The Banjo Brigade", or "Losers with Love Handles"? Did BFC want to run some bench tests to see what would happen if the only tactical expertise the player had, was to hit GO endlessly? And chimps were too highly evolved? I too am a Beta Tester, you shall see my name in the new manual. I don't really need to say anything more do I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Once the game is released we will all be Beta Testers, because we know you boobs will not find everything that needs fixing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 you boobs. He said "boobs".... Is that like a "thingy" reference? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 He said "boobs".... Is that like a "thingy" reference? Noba.If you can't tell the difference between a boob and a thingie ... it gives me hope ... hope that eventually Australians will be too dumb to even procreate and will eventually die off. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 If you can't tell the difference between a boob and a thingie ... it gives me hope ... hope that eventually Australians will be too dumb to even procreate and will eventually die off. Joe Never happen. We will never get to that because the Aussie Dollar is making sure that world supremacy is at the for front of every Right Thinking Australian at the moment and to dominate the world we need more babies.... Plenty of practise goin' on.... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 ...{snipped} ... Plenty of practise goin' on.... Noba. You know lad, at some point you have to actually "get in the game" so to speak. "Practicing" is all well and good and I'm sure YOU'VE had plenty of opportunities to "practice" given the way you look, smell and sound. But to actually create more little Aussies there's a certain level of engagement that can only be accomplished with other Aussies that, how shall I put this, look and smell better than you do. They usually, though not always, have longer hair and look smashing in a bikini. Now while I don't doubt for an instant that some of YOUR friends and perhaps even your own fine self have, on occasion, donned a bikini, I think it's a safe bet that the results weren't smashing. If you need further elaboration there are all sorts of videos on the less discriminating tubes on the interwebs that you might enlightening. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Isn't Boo cute when he gets all green like that? Steve The 'Hulk' green or smelly, dead guy green? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 I'm Dr Boo Radley, you won't like me when I get real hokey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 ...you won't like me when I get real hokey. No need to go to all that trouble. We don't like you now. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 The 'Hulk' green or smelly, dead guy green?The latter . . . of course, I may be slightly biased in my judgment by the omnipresent odor . . . Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 8, 2011 Author Share Posted May 8, 2011 Never happen. We will never get to that because the Aussie Dollar is making sure that world supremacy is at the for front of every Right Thinking Australian.... Noba. Which certainly leaves you out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 8, 2011 Author Share Posted May 8, 2011 The latter . . . of course, I may be slightly biased in my judgment by the omnipresent odor . . . Steve Ah, yes... the ever present funk which envelopes you like a noxious cloud. Actually, it's the best thing about you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PondScum Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 So much madness, so little time... "Should Battlefront have challenged Peng before finishing the game?" "Peng - superman or challenged mama's boy?" "Limited Peng Challenge Edition puts *you* in the Steelcase box" "Peng Challenges the Demo Refresh Monkeys to a Bagpipe vs. IS-2 duel" "Any chance of an update on the update on the Peng Challenge Thread?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 8, 2011 Author Share Posted May 8, 2011 What are you nattering on about now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 8, 2011 Author Share Posted May 8, 2011 I too am a Beta Tester, you shall see my name in the new manual. I don't really need to say anything more do I? No, that pretty much puts the old cherry on top, doesn't it? I really had no idea BFC was recruiting so many people like... well, you... in order to make the game as idiot proof as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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