Boo Radley Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 You were concerned enough about blisters to mention them in your post ... I was just trying to help. Besides if you wore golfing gloves you wouldn't leave fingerprints. Of course there's not a jury in the world that would convict you of anything ... hell you'd probably get a medal. Joe Oh, I don't need any medals, thanks. Just the adulation of millions would do. That and throwing huge handfuls of money at me. (and I'm not talking coins here, you bastages!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Oh, I don't need any medals, thanks. Just the adulation of millions would do. That and throwing huge handfuls of money at me. (and I'm not talking coins here, you bastages!) Oh I seriously doubt that millions even know about Michael ... the suicide rate would be much higher if they did. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 You're all envious of me. I can tell. And who would blame you? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Waking up at noon is the right way to start the weekend. Mornin'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Waking up at noon is the right way to start the weekend. Mornin'! You not waking up at all would be the right way for us to start our weekend. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Waking up at noon is the right way to start the weekend. Mornin'! Pfffft! By noon, I had already gone down to the club, been to the hardware store, been to the grocery store, mowed the lawn and fixed lunch. You are such a slacker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Pfffft! By noon, I had already gone down to the club, been to the hardware store, been to the grocery store, mowed the lawn and fixed lunch. You are such a slacker. You belong to a club? What kind of club would accept someone like you Boo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Pfffft! By noon, I had already gone down to the club, been to the hardware store, been to the grocery store, mowed the lawn and fixed lunch. You are such a slacker. What about a turn, busy boy, can you find time for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 What about a turn, busy boy, can you find time for that? I already SENT your turn, Gramps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 You belong to a club? What kind of club would accept someone like you Boo? Golf club... Mrs Boo must have smacked him on the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Pfffft! By noon, I had already gone down to the club, been to the hardware store, been to the grocery store, mowed the lawn and fixed lunch. Yeah, but you're on crack. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 By noon, I had already gone down to the club, been to the hardware store, been to the grocery store, mowed the lawn and fixed lunch. Having trouble finding your way to the bathroom these days? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Waking up at noon is the right way to start the weekend. Those roofies take awhile to wear off huh? Was/were the other guy/guys still there or like a starlet's dreams on Hollywood boulevard had they vanished into the night, leaving only a rose on your pillow and a gimp mask in your bathroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 All I know is that the tears on my pillow weren't mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Were they Seanachai's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Were they Seanachai's? They didn't taste of Johnnie Walker Black, so I'm guessing No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 All I know is that the tears on my pillow weren't mine. What about the bite marks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 What about the bite marks? Like a great white. This was no boating accident! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 here's to swimmin' with bow-legged wimmen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Having trouble finding your way to the bathroom these days? Michael That makes even less sense than your usual insane dribblings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 That makes even less sense than your usual insane dribblings. Since precisely when has making sense been counted as a virtue in these precincts? The only times that sanity in any of its vagrant forms has put in an appearance here is when I have introduced it, whereupon it clapped its hands over its ears and ran screaming out into the streets. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 The only times that sanity in any of its vagrant forms has put in an appearance here is when I have introduced it. Michael HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Now THAT was funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Glad you enjoyed it. Now why don't you be a nice monkey and send someone a turn. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 W00T! Only one more day of 'work*' until my summer vacation!! * I use the term 'work' in it's broadest possible tense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 * I use the term 'work' in it's broadest possible tense. When applied to you, it becomes oxymoronic. I expect your company has to employ extra hands to undo whatever chaos you have managed to create in ongoing projects. It quite escapes me why they haven't simply taken you out into the desert and shot you already. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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