Joe Shaw Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Thank you Sturmy. When the end comes, you will be spared.Look I hate to be a spelling grog but it's actually "speared" ... just thought I'd mention that. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Look I hate to be a spelling grog but it's actually "speared" ... just thought I'd mention that. Drawn & quartered, boiled in oil, etc., etc. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 First off, singularize 'scenarios.' That was my first and only official scenario. Secondly, you're playing it wrong. The whole damn thing is designed to reward edge-huggers. You heard him, Stukes. Retreat from the flag and start hugging the edges. You will be rewarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 You heard him, Stukes. Retreat from the flag and start hugging the edges. You will be rewarded. I wouldn't have recommended it for a two player game. If the defender can take out a lot of the armor, he should do very well. If the attacker can fully utilize his armor, he will do very well. There's an awful lot riding on a handful of panzerschreks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Look I hate to be a spelling grog but it's actually "speared" ... just thought I'd mention that. Joe Come on now, we know you love to correct everyone. Its the anal in you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 I wouldn't have recommended it for a two player game. If the defender can take out a lot of the armor, he should do very well. If the attacker can fully utilize his armor, he will do very well. There's an awful lot riding on a handful of panzerschreks. Those would be the pixellated corpses you see scattered hither and yon Boo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Drawn & quartered Hey Captain Originality! Do you think you could wait more than 4 posts before cutting and pasting from a post of mine? Old folk these days...so lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Come on now, we know you love to correct everyone. Its the anal in you. *giggle* He said anal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Come on now, we know you love to correct everyone. Its the anal in you. Just call me anal of the morning ANAL just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby. Just call me anal of the morning ANAL then slowly turn away from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Its the anal in you. I thought it was him in the anal. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Hey Captain Originality! Do you think you could wait more than 4 posts before cutting and pasting from a post of mine? Old folk these days...so lazy. Did you say something? Seems hard to believe... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 then slowly turn away from me. For that travesty, we'll be turning you over a slow fire instead. Juice Newton LIves! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Did you say something? Seems hard to believe... Michael You're so sour and mean I'll bet you'd make a perfect Denny's waitress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 What is this place now, Battle of the One Liners? Show some stick, ya feebs! After having soundly trounced OGSF in a victory so lopsided that I fear my Jerry stormtroopers may soon find themselves shopping in London without having had time to pick up any English currency, I find myself in the "firepower duel" phase of my tryst with Boo. He, of course, continues to writhe in the grip of my superior play, even though his Shermans are equipped with laser sights and my dwindling PanzerForcen are equipped with shell-sucking magnet vortices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 What is this place now, Battle of the One Liners? Show some stick, ya feebs! After having soundly trounced OGSF in a victory so lopsided that I fear my Jerry stormtroopers may soon find themselves shopping in London without having had time to pick up any English currency, I find myself in the "firepower duel" phase of my tryst with Boo. He, of course, continues to writhe in the grip of my superior play, even though his Shermans are equipped with laser sights and my dwindling PanzerForcen are equipped with shell-sucking magnet vortices. You do realize that when you say that someone is ... "writhing in the grip of my superior play" ... it implies that you're ... you know ... winning? I say that because I distinctly remember our games in the past and you didn't do a lot of winning back then. Perhaps you've retained a tactics coach in the meantime? Coach: Dalem why are you pointing the rear of your tanks toward the enemy? dalem: So I can run away faster when they start shooting at me. Coach: {sigh} ... Yes, but please remember that little chat we had about armor thickness ... do you recall? dalem: Sure, it's thicker on ... uh ... hang on ... the ... front? Coach: Quite so, well done ... if a bit tardy. So why would you point the hulls of your tanks with their weakest armor facing the enemy? dalem ... ummmm ... on account of how I made a mistake? Coach: Quite so once again ... please reposition your vehicles. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 What is this place now, Battle of the One Liners? Or in your case half a wit. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 You do realize that when you say that someone is ... "writhing in the grip of my superior play" ... it implies that you're ... you know ... winning? I say that because I distinctly remember our games in the past and you didn't do a lot of winning back then. Perhaps you've retained a tactics coach in the meantime? Coach: Dalem why are you pointing the rear of your tanks toward the enemy? dalem: So I can run away faster when they start shooting at me. Coach: {sigh} ... Yes, but please remember that little chat we had about armor thickness ... do you recall? dalem: Sure, it's thicker on ... uh ... hang on ... the ... front? Coach: Quite so, well done ... if a bit tardy. So why would you point the hulls of your tanks with their weakest armor facing the enemy? dalem ... ummmm ... on account of how I made a mistake? Coach: Quite so once again ... please reposition your vehicles. Joe Not enough ridicule and tears. And caning. There should always be caning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 I am now a Grandfather....my daughter in law gave birth to an 8lb 3oz boy on Friday evening. My son looks very comfortable with his new son. The new parents and their son are all doing well. This makes me happy. But...ummm...what do you mean, he looks comfortable with him? Is he trying to wear him as a hat? I mean, I know how things are different for you New Yorkers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 I expect more amusing things from you, Gnome-pants. Wait, no I don't. Tell your small friends story you told me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Thankyou to all my little MBT sycophants for your birthday wishes and gifts, thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, er, but don't worry too much about the myrrh next time. All right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Stuka, I know you're not after wanting Birthday wishes, because, as we all know, it's not possible for you to be getting any older. Like the wind, the rain and certain sexually transmitted diseases, you don't get old. You just continue on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Well I am immortal after all you are right but that doesn't preclude me from enjoying the annual presentation of trinkets and soft utterings of love and appreciation that July 20 brings. Well, that and the joyous anniversary celebrations of the Hitler assassination attempt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 I wanted to post a story of Small Friends, but it will have to wait untill tomorrow, because I'm using a laptop right now, and I hate the keyboard and the fact that I'm not sitting at a proper desk. Frankly, I only partially get the appeal of laptops. As great as it is to be able to have computer 'anywhere', there's often no real point to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 And as we bid 'goodnight' to the residents of the Peng Challenge Thread, we wave at Stuka, murmuring the traditional Birthday wish of 'die, die, Aussie swine!' And Stuka? May flights of angels sing thee to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 And Stuka? May flights of angels sing thee to sleep. it's a change from the copious amounts of alcohol he drinks. Happy birthday for yesterday Stukes, ya daft Queenslander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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