Sergei Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Those short, skinny forearms certainly are deceiving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 and the puppy down the front of his trousers could be mistaken for a joey.....maybe......if it was dark....and you had your eyes closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 But in other ways I could make sure she wasn't disappointed. Michael By not showing up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 My diagnosis of Seanachai's complaint is as follows....now mind you I have not personally examined him or run any sort of diagnostic test, I make this call purely on my superior skills as a diagnostitian and years of watching and re-watching "House" episodes. Seanachai is in to kyaking, we all know that. Therefore, I submit that the repetitive overhand motions of operating a kyak paddle, as well as the physical condition (or lack therof) of the subject has caused either a slight tear of the bursar sack surrounding the shoulder joint, or a straining of one or more of the components of the rotator cuff. This constant attack on an already weakened joint (by continuing to operate the paddle without seeing a doctor) would lead to bursitis, pain, lack of proper circulation around the shoulder, and eventually necrosis of the shoulder ball bone. This chain of events would present the symptoms being voiced by our beloved Bard. My suggestion is for him to take two aspirin and call me in the morning. I take all forms of medical insurance, including the public option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 My diagnosis of Seanachai's complaint is as follows....now mind you I have not personally examined him or run any sort of diagnostic test, I make this call purely on my superior skills as a diagnostitian and years of watching and re-watching "House" episodes. Seanachai is in to kyaking, we all know that. Therefore, I submit that the repetitive overhand motions of operating a kyak paddle, as well as the physical condition (or lack therof) of the subject has caused either a slight tear of the bursar sack surrounding the shoulder joint, or a straining of one or more of the components of the rotator cuff. This constant attack on an already weakened joint (by continuing to operate the paddle without seeing a doctor) would lead to bursitis, pain, lack of proper circulation around the shoulder, and eventually necrosis of the shoulder ball bone. This chain of events would present the symptoms being voiced by our beloved Bard. My suggestion is for him to take two aspirin and call me in the morning. I take all forms of medical insurance, including the public option.Bah! And you call yourself a House devotee ... I don't see any expensive and painful tests that ultimately prove futile ... I don't see the despair in the eyes of the patient and loved ones ... and did I mention the painful tests? Those are really important, especially in this case, oh and we need some new and baffling symptoms as well ... painful ones. And where the hell's #13? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 You and I are in the midst of a game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 My suggestion is for him to take two ibuprofen and call me in the morning. Fixed it to be an anti-inflamatory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 To Quote Dan Quayle:"A mind is a terrible, wasteful... er, losing is like... ummm, it's terrible to lose one's mind... I am SO Jack Kennedy! And so is my wife!" And I believe you owe me a turn too, Sparky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 To Quote Dan Quayle:"A mind is a terrible, wasteful... er, losing is like... ummm, it's terrible to lose one's mind... I am SO Jack Kennedy! And so is my wife!" And I believe you owe me a turn too, Sparky. Didn't I tell you dopes that I was going on vacation, and that you would get no turns until this Saturday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Fixed it to be an anti-inflamatory. Thanks Bugged, I forgot about the Forum rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Fixed it to be an anti-inflamatory.You owe me a new monitor after I spit coffee on it. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 You owe me a new monitor after I spit coffee on it. You can hardly blame your uncontrolled excretions on our dear Lady Bugged. You've been leaving slime trails since the day you were born. Actually, "born" is too good a word to describe the disgusting process by which you were extruded from the...but perhaps I'd better not go on. Some people may not have had their lunch yet. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Boo is a gamey bastiche. Nidan1 is a no-turn sending gamey bastiche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Boo is a gamey bastiche, who is pounding me unmercifully. So true. So... wonderfully true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Rheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Did your smoke alarm just go off? Must be those extra-heavy cigars... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Didn't I tell you dopes that I was going on vacation, and that you would get no turns until this Saturday? You're retired. What are you vacating from? Every single day for you is a vacation. You roll out of bed at the crack of noon, wander around emitting odd noises and smells, looking for the remote, scream at the neighbor kids to get off your lawn, eat, watch TV and eventually find yourself back in bed. And you find this too tension filled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Your jealous rage reminds me of a recent episode of "Housewives of Atlanta", where Ne Ne was ranting about how sucessful Sha' ri was...really pathetic, but in your case typical. BTW its pushing 80F already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Your jealous rage reminds me of a recent episode of "Housewives of Atlanta", where Ne Ne was ranting about how sucessful Sha' ri was...really pathetic, but in your case typical. BTW its pushing 80F already. Pah. Only 80F. We're over that and it's only spring. You should visit here in february for the best weather there is. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Sae a week ago Ah haid Lasik surgery on mah right eye. At wid hae gone well, 'cept fer mah sneezin' durin' tha procedure an' head buttin' tha machine. Tha caused at tae swing awah tae tha right, carvin' a line across tha nurse's face an' settin' tha Kleenex box ablaze. At also caused mae tae accidentally tear tha head off tha wee pink stuffed piglet Ah haid bin given tae comfort mae durin' tha surgery, sendin' a shoower o' wee plastic beads scatterin' ontae tha floor. Dr Anderson's right foot slipped awah towards tha door, an' haes left foot didnae. Ah'm due tae gi back ain a month fer a "touch oop". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 So, you are needing a seeing eye dog now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 St. Paul , Minnesota, was originally called Pig's Eye after a man named Pierre 'Pig's Eye' Parrant who set up the first business there. Is that poetic or what? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Sae a week ago Ah haid Lasik surgery on mah right eye. At wid hae gone well, 'cept fer mah sneezin' durin' tha procedure an' head buttin' tha machine. Tha caused at tae swing awah tae tha right, carvin' a line across tha nurse's face an' settin' tha Kleenex box ablaze. At also caused mae tae accidentally tear tha head off tha wee pink stuffed piglet Ah haid bin given tae comfort mae durin' tha surgery, sendin' a shoower o' wee plastic beads scatterin' ontae tha floor. Dr Anderson's right foot slipped awah towards tha door, an' haes left foot didnae. Ah'm due tae gi back ain a month fer a "touch oop". Trying out for the part of the #2 son in the next Charlie Chan movie? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Is that poetic or what? Michael I just wonder what the business was. Upscale boutique? Latte bar? Combination live bait and pron shop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 I just wonder what the business was. Upscale boutique? Latte bar? Combination live bait and pron shop? Selling whiskey and guns to the natives? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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