Seanachai Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 He finally figured out a trick to get the bottle back from you, eh? Don't be stupid. He simply buys two bottles, now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Moriarty, happy one year closer to death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 The devil made me do it! It's time you lot stop blaming Berli for your own errors in judgement. Even if he might, in fact, be to blame. Somehow. Nidan, your punishment shall be light, since, as far as I can see, you were simply following the bad example set you by Boo. You shall be required to do a virtual 'song', by posting here the lyrics to an Abba song. Of course, and I really mean this, when you post the song here, I want you to do the analog/reality version in your home. You scurry off, my little lad (cracks me up to say that, because I'm fairly freaking sure you're twice my size in every way but weight, because I am, as we know, a short, stout fellow), and you pull up the lyrics to whatever Abba song moves you, and then post them here. And, after you hit 'send', I want you to stand in your home and sing all the lyrics. We will then take that as your having down penance. Now, anyone can go out and get the lyrics, and post them here. And that, in and of itself, will be regarded as being the Peng Challenge equivalent of actually having 'sung' the song. But you are an honourable man, and so am I. If our positions were reversed, I would, unquestionably, post the stinking lyrics, while standing here in my apartment, singing the song. So I know that you will do the full penance. And I know that you will feel the shame. But although I am a hard man, I am not unfair. You may be quite drunk when you do it. I recommend it. You may choose your own time. I do not hand out such a judgement on Boo, because, frankly, and it pains me to say so, I think that he might either not meet the letter of the requirements, or might actually enjoy it. You are not required to dance while you sing the song. And why should you do this? I could answer that I am an Old One of the Peng Challenge Thread, and all here are answerable to me. But that would be simple megalomania, and, while everyone here would certainly affirm that I'm a megalomaniac, that is not why you should do it. I could say that you should do so, or I will smite you, hip and thigh, and lay about your buzz-cut headed self with all my powers of mockery and scorn, but that is simply 'might makes right', and that I will not do. What I will say is just this: Because simple justice requires it. You not only misrepresented yourself as me (you might notice that, honourable man that I am, I never simply post as Dalem, although I could), but that what you posted was not clever enough to have come from me. You don't have to be drunk, of course. But it makes it easier, and a bit more fun. I will simply take your word for it that you actually sang the song. Because we are all, all, honourable men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Moriarty, happy one year closer to death It's Moriarity's Birthday?! Bless my stars and garters! A happy day for us all, then! But, Moriarity, unlike Berli, I won't celebrate your approach to death. I regret every year that shortens the time we have to mock and abuse you. If I had my way, you'd live for another hundred years, each one filled with a paean to what a pillock you are. Happy Birthday, sir! And many, many more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Moriarty, happy one year closer to deathMoriarty and Rleete both having birthdays this close together ... it's a Government plot that's what it is ... next they'll both have health insurance and then where will we be eh? Why is it you can never find a Death Panel when you need one? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 I met a traveler from an Internet land Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the Wasteland ... Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose smile, And sardonic look, and look of having no command, Tell that its Poster well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: "My name is Seanachai, Old One of the Peng Challenge Thread: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The endless internet Forums stretch far away.. -Seanachai's Lament Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Percy Bysshe Seanachai Long been my favourite poem, that. Now, instead, I feel I'm about to throw up in my mouth a little. Bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Percy Bysshe Seanachai Long been my favourite poem, that. Now, instead, I feel I'm about to throw up in my mouth a little. Bastard. Ah, now, I can rest. I won't, of course. Do you want me to send you a link when I follow the advice of several friends, and begin to blog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Sure. Do you have my email? I think you must. I get facetwit spam from thee often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Sure. Do you have my email? I think you must. I get facetwit spam from thee often. I do. And no, don't thank me. If I'm going to have to suffer the whole 'Facebook' phenomenon, I don't see any reason why my pain shouldn't be EVERYONE'S bloody pain. Do you know how many people are my 'Facebook Friends'? And do you know how many of them hate me with a passion?! I blame Berli. The whole thing was his idea. It should come as no surprise that 'The Great Evil One' was the person who suggested I sign up for Facebook... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 It's time you lot stop blaming Berli for your own errors in judgement. Even if he might, in fact, be to blame. Somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 It's time you lot stop blaming Berli for your own errors in judgement. Even if he might, in fact, be to blame. Somehow. Bah! I wave my hand at you. It's time for the other lot to stop blaming Berli for their own errors in judgement. I'm not them, and I know EXACTLY what to blame Berli for. And he knows exactly what to blame ME for. It's more than you might think. We're comfortable with each other and our culpability. We are, after all, both Old Ones of the Peng Challenge Thread. If you want to achieve the same level of comfort, and speak for/lay blame on the bugger, email me your phone number, and I'll have him call you anywhere between 6 AM and 5:59 AM, seven days a week. The International Dateline and Time Difference isn't going to do you a bit of good, lad. The Prince of Darkness is on a completely different schedule than little folk like you and I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 You know, I haven't played a good game of cribbage in donkey's years. I used to have a really good cribbage game on my computer. Time to go see if it still works on this system... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 You shall be required to do a virtual 'song', by posting here the lyrics to an Abba song. What? What have you got against the rest of us? Don't answer that, it was a rhetorical question. I spent a weekend with a girlfriend once who had an 8 track tape player (yes, one of those) and one of those big 8 track cassettes of Abba, which she popped into the machine and set it to repeat. Endlessly. That's when I knew beyond all doubt that she was beyond redemption. Only my boundless good nature prevented me from hacking her into small pieces with a dull steak knife. I never forgave her. Because we are all, all, honourable men. Including the Ladies? Would they not object to being called men? Of course I have long suspected you of some gender confusion, and it does provide yet one more opportunity to point in your direction and make rude comments. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeatEtr Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Just wanted to post a quote from a genius, didn't want you jackasses missing out on a spectacular post. "I just need a little more tequila and a woman with questionable moral character." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYW9bouHca8&feature=related Heee haaa !!! lol No need to thank me, your welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 What do you this is, your forum scrap book? Hmm, not a bad idea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 It's time you lot stop blaming Berli for your own errors in judgement. Even if he might, in fact, be to blame. Somehow. Nidan, your punishment shall be light, since, as far as I can see, you were simply following the bad example set you by Boo. You shall be required to do a virtual 'song', by posting here the lyrics to an Abba song. Of course, and I really mean this, when you post the song here, I want you to do the analog/reality version in your home. You scurry off, my little lad (cracks me up to say that, because I'm fairly freaking sure you're twice my size in every way but weight, because I am, as we know, a short, stout fellow), and you pull up the lyrics to whatever Abba song moves you, and then post them here. And, after you hit 'send', I want you to stand in your home and sing all the lyrics. We will then take that as your having down penance. Now, anyone can go out and get the lyrics, and post them here. And that, in and of itself, will be regarded as being the Peng Challenge equivalent of actually having 'sung' the song. But you are an honourable man, and so am I. If our positions were reversed, I would, unquestionably, post the stinking lyrics, while standing here in my apartment, singing the song. So I know that you will do the full penance. And I know that you will feel the shame. But although I am a hard man, I am not unfair. You may be quite drunk when you do it. I recommend it. You may choose your own time. I do not hand out such a judgement on Boo, because, frankly, and it pains me to say so, I think that he might either not meet the letter of the requirements, or might actually enjoy it. You are not required to dance while you sing the song. And why should you do this? I could answer that I am an Old One of the Peng Challenge Thread, and all here are answerable to me. But that would be simple megalomania, and, while everyone here would certainly affirm that I'm a megalomaniac, that is not why you should do it. I could say that you should do so, or I will smite you, hip and thigh, and lay about your buzz-cut headed self with all my powers of mockery and scorn, but that is simply 'might makes right', and that I will not do. What I will say is just this: Because simple justice requires it. You not only misrepresented yourself as me (you might notice that, honourable man that I am, I never simply post as Dalem, although I could), but that what you posted was not clever enough to have come from me. You don't have to be drunk, of course. But it makes it easier, and a bit more fun. I will simply take your word for it that you actually sang the song. Because we are all, all, honourable men. Why Abba?..........(needed the dots because the stoopid forum thinks "Why Abba?"[without quotes], is too short to mean anything on this glorious web site. I know about honor olde gnome, but why Abba? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Do I hear what I think I’m hearing? Do I see the signs I think I see? Or is this just a fantasy? Is it true that the beast is waking Stirring in his restless sleep tonight In the pale moonlight In the grip of this cold December You and I have reason to remember Soldiers write the songs that soldiers sing The songs that you and I don’t sing They blow their horns and march along They drum their drums and look so strong You’d think that nothing in the world was wrong Soldiers write the songs that soldiers sing The songs that you and I won’t sing Let’s not look the other way Taking a chance ’cause if the bugler starts to play We too must dance What’s that sound, what’s that dreadful rumble? Won’t somebody tell me what I hear? In the distance but drawing near Is it only a storm approaching? All that thunder and the blinding light In the winter night In the grip of this cold December You and I have reason to remember Soldiers write the songs that soldiers sing The songs that you and I don’t sing They blow their horns and march along They drum their drums and look so strong You’d think that nothing in the world was wrong Soldiers write the songs that soldiers sing The songs that you and I won’t sing Let’s not look the other way Taking a chance ’cause if the bugler starts to play We too must dance Soldiers write the songs that soldiers sing The songs that you and I won’t sing Let’s not look the other way Taking a chance ’cause if the bugler starts to play We too must dance Only for you Story Teller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Only for you Story Teller ... because you're the only one lame enough to request something like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 You have to admire him though, for the creative juices. Too bad we couldn't squeeze him dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 You have to admire him though, for the creative juices. No I don't. And I will not be forced into something like that. Is this not the United States of America? When I woke up this morning, did I suddenly wake up in some 3rd world dictatorship, where I HAVE to admire the garlic fumed insanities of El Jefe, or be suddenly whisked off by the Federales to some retraining camp? Will I suddenly have to peek between the blinds to watch for the black helicopters, simply because I choose NOT to admire the social disease raddled Seananchai? Is that YOUR idea of America, my faithful former Squire? Is that what YOU want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 No I don't. And I will not be forced into something like that. Is this not the United States of America? When I woke up this morning, did I suddenly wake up in some 3rd world dictatorship, where I HAVE to admire the garlic fumed insanities of El Jefe, or be suddenly whisked off by the Federales to some retraining camp? Will I suddenly have to peek between the blinds to watch for the black helicopters, simply because I choose NOT to admire the social disease raddled Seananchai? Is that YOUR idea of America, my faithful former Squire? Is that what YOU want? Well, that doesnt sound too bad. We are on our way to parity with the 3rd world anyway, we might as well start here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 ...{snipped} ... or be suddenly whisked off by the Federales to some retraining camp? ... {snipped} ... Wait a minute, you ... you mean that's an option? 'cause if it is I'm voting for you to be given an all expenses paid vacation there right now. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Gitmo is still open, no? Boo Is the third from the top in the left row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 When you adopt this kind of attitude, Seanachai wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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