Michael Emrys Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 No one. Believe me, NO ONE wants to hear about your medical anomalies. Including that weird thing growing out of the side of your head. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 I jarred my strain once; now my urine's all cloudy. Much like Boo's head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Anybody with half a brain knows there never has been, and never will be, anything cute about the MBT. Something that stinks this badly and attracts the kinds of miscreants we see here on a regular basis conjures up different images. Images that are now, thanks to various environmental regulations, only seen in real life in places like third world countries and New Jersey. And if any of you Jersey guys want to make a fuss about it, tell me what exit number you live off of and I'll use Google Earth to prove my point. And if I can't, then I'll just swap in a pic taken from Slumdog Millionaire and fake my case just like the Warren Commission did. And if Oliver Stone wants to make a fast paced, but still dull, film about it... he's welcome to it. Steve Bah! I wave my hand at you... If we hadn't existed, you buggers would have had to create us. Good Game, Bad Game, love, hate, idjits, fan-boys, wisemen, fools, Fionn, women, arseholes, banning, neo-nazis, and the Whole Goddamn Universe: WE HAVE STOMPED UPON THE TERRA! YOU lot post in here, the Other Lot post in here, the Wafflers, and every half-fecked waterhead on this Board posts in here, at one time or another. There's damn few, no matter how capable, that haven't at least stuck their head in long enough to shake it and say 'what the hell?!' We've seen more catfights than a hyper-competitive whorehouse in Tijuana that caters to the tourist crowd, and we've self-regulated for what amounts to our entire history. If we aren't what we once were, well, what the hell is?! We're still great. It's the games and the posters that got small... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Why else? Oh, well let's see... because some of you threatened to show up on my doorstep with cheap beer and wine coolers and not leave until I let the MBT return? My nearest neighbors might be 1/4 mile away, but I am confident that the carrying on which would result from such a caustic combination of elements would most definitely be heard. And if heard, result in various calls to law enforcement officials. I'd hate to use up all my favors with the Chief over THAT ruckus. Then again, I could call the police and tell them to use maximum force. They've got gallons of pepper spray and fully charged tazers which have never been used, so I'm sure they would jump at the chance. Once again, apologies in advance. Elvis starting the thread has thrown me off my normal joyous mood regarding the MBT, therefore it is his fault. Steve Feck. If you EVER apologize again, I will by all the gods show up on your doorstep with a 3 liter jug of cheap red wine, and I will spin a Bob Dylan CD on one finger while I sing all the songs on it at the top of my voice, and I am here to tell you that pepper-spray just adds the necessary element of flavour to the wine. Haven't gone up against tazers, yet. I imagine it will be bad. But not as bad as me lying in your front yard screaming 'ATTICA! ATTICA!' and asking your wife to wash my underwear and write a letter home for me. The day is going to come, Grammont, when I'm going to have the time and the money, and then the fact that you live in Baja Quebec will no longer be isolation enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Oh I think stirring the pot would liven things up! Gawd knows it's been a tad slow 'at the office' of late. But not in the next 7 days. I'm off to Queensland for a holiday over the next 7 days. **gives everyone a big group hug** Holiday? That would be more Aussie slang for 'lock-up', right? Generally speaking, anyone who goes to County here for 7 days got into a tussle with the arresting officers. The Court tends to frown upon that sort of spirited response to being both criminal and stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Poverty is not for the weak or the faint of heart. Michael Tell it, brother. Thank all the gods for friends and family. The poor, benighted bastards. If reincarnation turns out to be on the up and up, I'll have to do something nice for them in the next life. At this point, doing anything worthwhile in this life is looking dicey. Although I imagine the whole 'karmic burden' thing will see to their reward. And mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Cheer up Seanachai, you morbid old bastage....i'll spare a thought for you as I meander my way through the Jewish cemetery in Prague next week. Not that I expect any of your ancestors are rightfully interred there of course...sure there must be one or two who were beaten to death by an angry mob whilst caught in the act of grave robbing and were stuffed into a corner somewhere but regardless, i'll spare a thought for you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 But not as bad as me lying in your front yard screaming 'ATTICA! ATTICA!' and asking your wife to wash my underwear... Stop tapping into the recurring nightmare which causes me to jerk awake each night, my body clammy with cold sweat and my hands shaking as I reach under the bed for my shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Holiday? That would be more Aussie slang for 'lock-up', right? Generally speaking, anyone who goes to County here for 7 days got into a tussle with the arresting officers. The Court tends to frown upon that sort of spirited response to being both criminal and stupid. I remember one glorious New Year's Eve (I think that's what it was; in any event it was an excuse to be drunk...not that one was needed, you understand) when Mace wandered into the Cheery Waffle Thread and broke all their furniture. I was laughing so hard, I could hardly breathe. He's been rather restrained since, more's the pity, but it's good that he had at least one good rave-off in him. "This was one in whom the elements were so mixed that all nature might stand up and declare, 'This was an Aussie!'" Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 I should think quite a lot of those elements would be kangaroo as it could get quite lonely in the outback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 I should think he would not be above "doing" the occasional emu as well, as circumstances require. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Help me. Seanachai and Papa Khann are here, and I dinna have Lars here to balance them out. It hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 How can's Lars balance out those two escapees from the local Home for Unwed Emu Emulators? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Help me. Seanachai and Papa Khann are here, and I dinna have Lars here to balance them out. It hurts.Right, I've got just the ticket lad, here's what you do. Get a large kettle and fill it nearly full of water, cut up four onions, three lemons and an entire clove of garlic. Dump it all in the water and bring it to a brisk boil, then quickly dunk your entire head and breathe deeply. I don't know that Seanachai and Papa Khann will leave after that but by Gawd they'll respect you ... or fear you which is pretty much the same and much better than your current status. And I know the lads here on the MBT would find it amusing. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 I'd laugh and point a finger, that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 I'd laugh and point a finger, that's for sure. I bet you stand in front of a mirror and practice that for several hours each day. And how could we blame you? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Meanwhile, something grey and heavy in a frantic whir of needles and wool, has started the Paddock Urban Woollen Revolution as part of the growing Yarnstormer Liberation Front... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8098567.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Help me. Seanachai and Papa Khann are here, and I dinna have Lars here to balance them out. It hurts. Ye're a Big Girrrl's Blouse, are ye noo? Ah saint ye a stankin' setoop, an' thas as tha response! Tae bae expected fraim a glistenin' dribble o' cods-whallop such as yersailf! Tuck ye gingam skirt aintae ye gym knickers an' attaind tae business, laddie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Dalem can't even maintain a decent facebook profile so I wouldn't be expecting a return file anytime soon. The request for a setup was merely a cry for help......one which should be spurned accordingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Ye're a Big Girrrl's Blouse, are ye noo? Ah saint ye a stankin' setoop, an' thas as tha response! Tae bae expected fraim a glistenin' dribble o' cods-whallop such as yersailf! Tuck ye gingam skirt aintae ye gym knickers an' attaind tae business, laddie!Quite right OGSF ... uh ... he's definately ... uh ... well, what you said ... I think. It was certainly ... interesting ... seeing you again. Regretably my stupid cellphone camera didn't save all the photos but I'll post the ones I have soon so the rest of the MBT can be on the lookou ... uh ... recognize you should the opportunity arise. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 I called over there to harrass and basically abuse the three of them, but that cowardly dalem was monitoring his calls. Either that or the three of them were... er.... involved... and couldn't reach the phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 More likely they heard you coming and switched off the lights and hid behind the couch until you left.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 More likely they heard you coming and switched off the lights and hid behind the couch until you left.... I called on the phone, you idiot. You know... telephone? I'm sure you've heard of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I prefer telepathy, telephones are sooo 2008. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I prefer telepathy, telephones are sooo 2008.Which ALSO wouldn't do a whole of good given your "hide behind the couch" theory ... doofus. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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