MrSpkr Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Here, let me put your mind at rest. You forgot to drink the bottle of rum, the bottle of vodka, the bottle of tequila and the bottle of port. You did do a hell of a job on the wine (four bottles) but forgot the champagne in the frig. There, you need wonder no more. And yes, it'll all be gone before you can come back over. Lars, you rat bastard, I call you out. For too long you have hoarded alcohol, boasted of your infamous boat trips upon the lake (not even the Vikings could pull off a pale simulacrum of your antics); yet, while living in such circumstances, you have continued to fail to take advantage of the opportunities before your eyes. Why have I not heard of Seanachai or Foul Joe mysteriously disappearing during a visit to your humble abode? Why have you not employed dalem's head as a primary anchor for your boat (hell, it would be the first time anything dalem had held a job in ages)? How is it that Papa Khann still lives? The answer, of course, is straightforward: you're a slacker. Oh yes, you can party and drink and spin about the pond in your motorboat, but when it comes to making a difference, to actually accomplishing something beneficial, you, sir, are a wanker, a complete and utter failure in life. Given this fact, I will be shocked if you are able to accomplish sending me a setup, me USMC, you Syrians, random all else; however, a million monkeys at a million typewriters for a million years and all that. Steve P.S. Has anyone else noticed that the spell check function suggests that Seanachai be changed to Sancho? It's karma, I say, and loads of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Lars, you rat bastard, I call you out. For too long you have hoarded alcohol, boasted of your infamous boat trips upon the lake (not even the Vikings could pull off a pale simulacrum of your antics); yet, while living in such circumstances, you have continued to fail to take advantage of the opportunities before your eyes. Why have I not heard of Seanachai or Foul Joe mysteriously disappearing during a visit to your humble abode? Why have you not employed dalem's head as a primary anchor for your boat (hell, it would be the first time anything dalem had held a job in ages)? How is it that Papa Khann still lives? The answer, of course, is straightforward: you're a slacker. Oh yes, you can party and drink and spin about the pond in your motorboat, but when it comes to making a difference, to actually accomplishing something beneficial, you, sir, are a wanker, a complete and utter failure in life. Given this fact, I will be shocked if you are able to accomplish sending me a setup, me USMC, you Syrians, random all else; however, a million monkeys at a million typewriters for a million years and all that. Steve P.S. Has anyone else noticed that the spell check function suggests that Seanachai be changed to Sancho? It's karma, I say, and loads of it.Oh silly boy that you are MrSpkr, do you REALLY imagine that Lars is in possession of a computer that has enough firepower to play CMSF? It is to laugh ... I could be wrong but I think when he wants to refresh his monitor he turns it upside down and shakes it ... if you get my drift. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Oh silly boy that you are MrSpkr, do you REALLY imagine that Lars is in possession of a computer that has enough firepower to play CMSF? It is to laugh ... I could be wrong but I think when he wants to refresh his monitor he turns it upside down and shakes it ... if you get my drift. JoeThat's not a problem for me, Joe, it's a tactic. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 That's not a problem for me, Joe, it's a tactic. SteveWell yes, I imagine that for YOU having an opponent refuse your challenge since HE CAN'T PHYSICALLY ACCEPT IT would have to be the same as a Total Victory ... and likely the only chance you would have to get such a victory ... or any victory. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 As much as it pains me to put these words to print, I must admit Shaw is right. The ol beige box doesn't do CMSF. I await Win 7, and a stimulus check, before I upgrade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 ...if you get my drift. You can keep your damned dandruff to yourself, sirrah! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 I await Win 7, and a stimulus check, before I upgrade. What??? You, a wealthy slum landlord, capitalistic co-owner of a yacht, alcoholic exploiter of the worker, are too cheap to buy a crummy Windoze box? Slacker. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 What??? You, a wealthy slum landlord, capitalistic co-owner of a yacht, alcoholic exploiter of the worker, ...{snipped}... MichaelBy George you've captured the lad to a "T" ... well done. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Who's George? And what's he got to do with anything? Are you suggesting that I am having my posts ghost-written? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Who's George? And what's he got to do with anything? Are you suggesting that I am having my posts ghost-written? MichaelOh sure Michael, deny him three times before the cock crows, and after all he's done for you. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 W00T! My conference in Cyprus got cancelled at the last minute when the Iraqi delegates were ordered off their plane by their own government which means I am enjoying 2 full days in Istanbul on the company dime! Plus I get back to Qatar just in time for the weekend! Not even Joe could depress me today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Perhaps the Turkish secret police will mistake you for a Kurdish Seperatist and gun you down in the street. Now where did I put that phone number... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 They might just gun him down regardless, a result of taking an instant dislike to the guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Works for me. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 5, 2009 Author Share Posted March 5, 2009 They might just gun him down regardless, a result of taking an instant dislike to the guy? With Stukes, there is no other kind of dislike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 What??? You, a wealthy slum landlord, capitalistic co-owner of a yacht, alcoholic exploiter of the worker, are too cheap to buy a crummy Windoze box? Slacker. What???? You want me to buy it with my own money? Peasant. Oh, wait a minute, the stimulus check was my own money... Let me go out and come in again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Shaw, you will immediately acknowledge that I am an Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread. Simple as that. Seanachai, you are old... Granted not Emrys old, but neither is Mount Rushmore. Will that suffice? Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 W00T! My conference in Cyprus got cancelled at the last minute when the Iraqi delegates were ordered off their plane by their own government which means I am enjoying 2 full days in Istanbul on the company dime! Plus I get back to Qatar just in time for the weekend! Not even Joe could depress me today! Snow days must be made up in the summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 W00T! My conference in Cyprus got cancelled at the last minute when the Iraqi delegates were ordered off their plane by their own government which means I am enjoying 2 full days in Istanbul on the company dime! Plus I get back to Qatar just in time for the weekend! Not even Joe could depress me today!You misspelled canceled. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfp MkII Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 They might just gun him down regardless, a result of taking an instant dislike to the guy? Maybe he'll exceed his per diem and end up in debtor's prison. One can hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Maybe he'll exceed his per diem and end up in debtor's prison. One can hope. That's where big, sweaty, ugly, mean guys would toss his salad? Stukes is so cute they would probably form a line. He wouldn't lack for company. Sounds like a win/win to me. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 As much as it pains me to put these words to print, I must admit Shaw is right. The ol beige box doesn't do CMSF. I await Win 7, and a stimulus check, before I upgrade.Sigh. I should have suspected as much. Tell you what, send me a CMAK setup (your computer CAN run CMAK, can't it?), and we'll see what we can do. If that's too much, perhaps a nice game of minesweeper? Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 The Turkish Police wouldn't dare take on your old Unca Stukey! So the chances of getting my salad tossed by any of Emrys' friends in prison are very slim indeed.. In other news I picked up a box of Bolivas Royal Coronas at Ataturk Airport Duty free so the old humidor is practically bursting at the seams with nicotine goodness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 6, 2009 Author Share Posted March 6, 2009 The Turkish Police wouldn't dare take on your old Unca Stukey! I'd heard there was a dearth of hazmat uniforms and ten-foot poles in Turkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 I'd heard there was a dearth of hazmat uniforms and ten-foot poles in Turkey.I frankly can't imagine there are too many ten footers in Warsaw, in hazmat suits or not. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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