Boo Radley Posted November 28, 2005 Author Share Posted November 28, 2005 Taking a guess as to his hygiene habits (or lack thereof), I would guess it's a browntail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 "Fawn's Arse"? What the hell kind of cheap ass insult is THAT? You call the man by a PROPER insult and I mean right now or ... or ... well, just or that's what. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Lily White Gnome's Arse would be more appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: Plane ticket paid for by US Govt from US to Kuwait: $2,500 Set of PVS 14 Night Vision Goggles: $3,000 Uparmored M-1114 HMMWV: $50,000 Seeing an Insurgent IED emplacement team blow themselves up at the side of the road: Priceless Man, I really hope they get that feature in CMSF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NG cavscout: Plane ticket paid for by US Govt from US to Kuwait: $2,500 Set of PVS 14 Night Vision Goggles: $3,000 Uparmored M-1114 HMMWV: $50,000 Seeing an Insurgent IED emplacement team blow themselves up at the side of the road: Priceless Man, I really hope they get that feature in CMSF. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Already got a bottle of the stuff. And the scent free shampoo, soap, etc. Also have the scent free detergent for washing your hunting gear in. As a bonus, it doesn't have the UV enhancers that they put in regular laundry soap. See, you thought you were getting your clothes clean, meanwhile, the evil corporate bastages just threw a little extra phosphorus in there and sat back and laughed at you as you passed under a black light on the dance floor and glowed like a moron in your freshly washed, yet still dirty clothes. For real fun though, they also make "Dirt Scent" cover scent. Imagine, after getting all that stuff clean, you can actually buy a product to spray on yourself intentionally that will make you smell like dirt again! Is this a great country or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 You hunters sure are a strange breed. Why don't you save yourself some money and just grab some pine needles or grass on your way to the deer stand? Either one will take the "clean" smell off of you and your stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: You hunters sure are a strange breed. Why don't you save yourself some money and just grab some pine needles or grass on your way to the deer stand? Either one will take the "clean" smell off of you and your stuff. But dear Lady, that won't solve the breath problem. Gargling fox pee, twice an hour minimum, that's the key. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Alternatively, he could simply stop breathing. I kinda like that option. I think I will recommend it to more hunters. Except those who share their game with me, of course. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: You hunters sure are a strange breed. Why don't you save yourself some money and just grab some pine needles or grass on your way to the deer stand? Either one will take the "clean" smell off of you and your stuff. But dear Lady, that won't solve the breath problem. Gargling fox pee, twice an hour minimum, that's the key. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Hmmm...this begs the question: how does one obtain Fox Pee? Do you scare the poor blighter? Or do you cruelly lock it in a cage whilst forcing it to drink copious amounts of water until it can't hold it anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I recommend that you raise a fox from a pup and "harvest" the pee fresh. Umm, foxes have kits Joe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Hmmm...this begs the question: how does one obtain Fox Pee? Do you scare the poor blighter? Or do you cruelly lock it in a cage whilst forcing it to drink copious amounts of water until it can't hold it anymore? You know, it just doesn't say on the bottle. I always just assumed that they stuck a needle in the bladder like they do to horses to get estrogen. Then again, given the target market, maybe they just stick a bedpan under the cage and fish out the "chunks". Or blend it in. Anything's possible I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 29, 2005 Author Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: Already got a bottle of the stuff. And the scent free shampoo, soap, etc. Also have the scent free detergent for washing your hunting gear in. As a bonus, it doesn't have the UV enhancers that they put in regular laundry soap. See, you thought you were getting your clothes clean, meanwhile, the evil corporate bastages just threw a little extra phosphorus in there and sat back and laughed at you as you passed under a black light on the dance floor and glowed like a moron in your freshly washed, yet still dirty clothes. What kind of sissy-fied deer stand is this that sits on a dance floor? And what kind of "kits" do foxes have and what do they do with them? Are they tool kits? First aid kits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: You hunters sure are a strange breed. Why don't you save yourself some money and just grab some pine needles or grass on your way to the deer stand? Either one will take the "clean" smell off of you and your stuff. Well, actually, all that does is make you smell like some guy in laundered clothes who rubbed grass and pine needles all over himself. This simply makes the deer wonder why you bothered to wash your freaking clothes in the first place, if all you were going to do is rub ****e all over them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Oh, and before I forget: Boo Radley is a great guy. It would probably be a good idea if most of you halfwits fell down at his feet and glorified him for a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Oh, and before I forget: Boo Radley is a great guy. It would probably be a good idea if most of you halfwits fell down at his feet and glorified him for a bit. Sorry? Did I ... did I miss something? We ARE talking about OUR Boo Radley right? Large, oafish, peculiar smell of silver nitrate about him ... THAT Boo Radley? You've run out of proper booze again haven't you ... been over to dalem's again no doubt ... that model glue you lifted WILL rot your brain you know ... and he won't be able to finish his K wing or whatever the hell it is he's working on. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Hmmm...this begs the question: how does one obtain Fox Pee? Do you scare the poor blighter? Or do you cruelly lock it in a cage whilst forcing it to drink copious amounts of water until it can't hold it anymore? You strap him/her in so that he/she can't move at all. Then you install a feeding tube and a cathether. The rest is easy. It's kinda like makin' moonshine. You oughta know about that, bein' as you're from Jawja and all. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Oh, and before I forget: Boo Radley is a great guy. It would probably be a good idea if most of you halfwits fell down at his feet and glorified him for a bit. You lost, huh? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 I wanna know more about these insurgent IUD teams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: been over to dalem's again no doubt Hardly. I had to invite other people over to get some of that beer cleared out of my fridge. If the label falls off, does that mean it's been in the fridge too long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: I wanna know more about these insurgent IUD teams. You mean inserted IUD teams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: I wanna know more about these insurgent IUD teams. You mean inserted IUD teams? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: I wanna know more about these insurgent IUD teams. You mean inserted IUD teams? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 29, 2005 Author Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Oh, and before I forget: Boo Radley is a great guy. It would probably be a good idea if most of you halfwits fell down at his feet and glorified him for a bit. Pssst... the check is in the mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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