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Originally posted by Bugged:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Double Post ... basically I just want everyone to MARK MY WORDS!

Joe

Since you're so insistent on this, I will oblige you. *removes cap from red marker and writes*

A+ for spelling

B- for punctuation and grammar </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

What's wrong with my punctuation and grammar pray tell?

In biblical terms...

Not sure about your punctuation, but your grammar is responsible for 'begatting' the person who 'begat' you.

That person has a lot to answer for.

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It's been years since we had a banned arsewipe show up here to pursue some geeky foirm of vendetta!

I assure you I am an un-banned aresewipe (So far). But I take offence to that term, really.

I’ve never considered myself as such… in fact I’m more the paper, than the poo (that’d be you) (Not to rhyme or anything)

But I assure you, I’ve just me, not anyone else. My first time in your cess. And, what a pleasant surprise it’s not been.

(That was an ‘honor’ thing. I assume you have a dictionary?)

Nidan1,

You speak in riddles...does this have something to do with falling down a White Rabbit hole?

You know it does. I just feel sorry for the rabbit.

One pill makes you larger...and one pill makes you small

Either that was very astute, or very not.

Evil, Nazi-Style, Mob-Controlling Abuse-Lord, said:

“... addresses the majority of his attacks to me... seemingly reads what I say to him only to look for something to hook his continued objections to, while showing no understanding of what I've actually said to him..”

That’s true. Seemingly.

But of course we know better. (Well, I do).

Pretends in every post that he has absolutely no knowledge of who I am… Also pretends to never having been here before…

It’s creepy that you think I should know “who you are”. I haven’t a clue. Just as you don’t know who I am.

I don’t know who you are (except as illuminated by your abuse posts), and I have never ‘been’ here, except – where I’ve been here.

Honour, you see? Of course you don’t

You’re some kind of “Jack” on the island of the Lord of the Flies.

I think… you should kill the pig,

(Well, try harder, like).

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Egbert:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Actually, it was the Sweet Sioux and they were known to have extremely happy feet.

Penguins on horseback.

[cue deep voiced serious documentary announcer]

Once known as the best light cavalry to ever exist, it can now be revealed the true Antarctic origins of this Native American tribe. Migrating from from desert to the next, we'll explore...... </font>

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Originally posted by Egbert:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Egbert:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Actually, it was the Sweet Sioux and they were known to have extremely happy feet.

Penguins on horseback.

[cue deep voiced serious documentary announcer]

Once known as the best light cavalry to ever exist, it can now be revealed the true Antarctic origins of this Native American tribe. Migrating from from desert to the next, we'll explore...... </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bugged:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Double Post ... basically I just want everyone to MARK MY WORDS!

Joe

Since you're so insistent on this, I will oblige you. *removes cap from red marker and writes*

A+ for spelling

B- for punctuation and grammar </font>

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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

What's wrong with my punctuation and grammar pray tell?

In biblical terms...

Not sure about your punctuation, but your grammar is responsible for 'begatting' the person who 'begat' you.

That person has a lot to answer for. </font>

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Originally posted by Bugged:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

What's wrong with my punctuation and grammar pray tell?

In biblical terms...

Not sure about your punctuation, but your grammar is responsible for 'begatting' the person who 'begat' you.

That person has a lot to answer for. </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Lady Bugged, you have to understand that it's Mace who wrote that.

I THINK he's trying to make a "funny" ... grammar ... grandma ... you see the hilarity right off I'm sure. No doubt you're rolling on the floor whooping in delight at this very moment.

I know I was ...

Joe

Oh, riiiight. It all makes sense now that I have re-read the post with an Aussie accent. Thanks for the clarification.
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