Egbert Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ... or a tautology ... As to the Lady Linda, my own good wife, bribes are unnecessary as she KNOWS what a ... ahem ... "pearl" ... she has in me. "cast" in the sense of casting Joe So, you're saying you were fishing for tautog and ate your Lady's pearls? (That weird thing still stands.) Well, here's the bucket for when you pass it. Somebody else is going to have to dig it out though. I know there's a newer serf than I here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Originally posted by Egbert: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ... or a tautology ... As to the Lady Linda, my own good wife, bribes are unnecessary as she KNOWS what a ... ahem ... "pearl" ... she has in me. "cast" in the sense of casting Joe So, you're saying you were fishing for tautog and ate your Lady's pearls? (That weird thing still stands.) Well, here's the bucket for when you pass it. Somebody else is going to have to dig it out though. I know there's a newer serf than I here. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Ahem. An Ode to Pepperidge Farm Cheddar Cheese Goldfish Crackers O little cracker Your taste is faked You are baked And by you my hunger is slaked O Little cracker You are like That Christian symbol Or that Darwin Symbol Only Instead of uglying up my car with a glued-on piece of paper Like a wanking fecktard I get to eat you O Little Cracker Your cheesetastic speckles Are raspy with flavor Kind of like I'd expect a cat's tongue to feel If I were into that sort of thing Thank you, good night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Originally posted by MrPeng: Hands up who want the MBT to die**chops hands off. Then ponders how he's going to hold a beer glass** **Also ponders how he typed all this** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ... unless we speak of "cast" in the sense of casting a likeness of me for the worshipful attention of future generations. Joe You know, when I read that, I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Which could lead one to believe that I could be cast before swine but I find that unlikely unless we speak of "cast" in the sense of casting a likeness of me for the worshipful attention of future generations. Worshiped by pigs. Yep, that's what I'm betting on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Since my assigned mission is now declarations of the obvious.... Shouldn't Abbott's bus be shorter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Originally posted by MrPeng: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Egbert: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng: I fell asleep at "for the luv..." Did I miss anything important? Bah! It's like casting pearls before swine ... Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I don't think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Originally posted by MrPeng: My SWMBO prefers Amber over Pearls. Amber is nice, nice, nice. It has a warm fluidity that visually beats the cold hardness of pearls any day in my book. Buying amber rough can be a bit tricky as some unscrupulous sellers can substitute a type of plastic that resembles amber (Though it's a bit lighter in weight). One way to find out if the material is amber and not plastic resin is to heat up the tip of a paper clip and push it into the material. If it smells like pine trees, it's amber. If it smell like the crankcase of a '76 Plymouth Gold Duster, it's plastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 The Serf Egbert (spelt but not bolded) begged the boon of a ruling from the Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread thusly: Wait, we need a ruling, Justicar the wise, humble, caring, all seeing, cheese loving, doteful father with the taste for pearls, does this constitute a promotion?Think of it more as an additional duty to test your mettle. Can I pass the piss bucket?No ... but thanks for playing and here's a copy of our home game. Shall my nose once again feel the gentle caress of flowers on the breeze?You have flowers flying through the air and bouncing off your nose? How odd. In time, shall the yellow stain fade from my wizened hands?No. The icy grip of fear no longer grip my heart at the 2:30 AM clop of clumsy feet?Yes, well Boo Radley has always been somewhat handless ... footless too I suppose. Can I get a new pair of shoes?What, and have them ruined too? We have a budget lad and it doesn't include frivolities like ANOTHER pair of shoes for you to ruin. Oh ... and do stand downwind, there's a good lad. By the way, were I your Liege I'd have to give serious consideration to thinking about someday perhaps pondering upon the possibility of eventual elevation of a certain Serf to Squire ... but then I'm not. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: *delicately tossing a rubber gnome, pointy hat downwards, into a hastily crafted, makeshift Justalandfill Coventry sprout bed* Poor little Gnomey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Originally posted by dalem: Ahem. An Ode to Pepperidge Farm Cheddar Cheese Goldfish Crackers O little cracker Your taste is faked You are baked And by you my hunger is slaked O Little cracker You are like That Christian symbol Or that Darwin Symbol Only Instead of uglying up my car with a glued-on piece of paper Like a wanking fecktard I get to eat you O Little Cracker Your cheesetastic speckles Are raspy with flavor Kind of like I'd expect a cat's tongue to feel If I were into that sort of thing Thank you, good night! I like this versification of persiflagication. It made me laugh. Now when I eat goldfish crackers I'll feel like I'm eating Christians and Darwinians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: By the way, were I your Liege I'd have to give serious consideration to thinking about someday perhaps pondering upon the possibility of eventual elevation of a certain Serf to Squire ... but then I'm not. Joe Maybe he did but it was double super secret..... Ah, well, life as a titled serf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Originally posted by Patch: Now when I eat goldfish crackers I'll feel like I'm eating Christians and Darwinians. Lion grog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Originally posted by Egbert: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: By the way, were I your Liege I'd have to give serious consideration to thinking about someday perhaps pondering upon the possibility of eventual elevation of a certain Serf to Squire ... but then I'm not. Joe Maybe he did but it was double super secret..... Ah, well, life as a titled serf. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: as she KNOWS what a ... ahem ... "pearl" ... she has in me. If by "pearl", you really mean an irritant surrounded by layers of hardened mucus, then we all agree. But I would never cast you anywhere near swine, as I have no desire to offend breakfast on the hoof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Originally posted by Egbert: Shouldn't Abbott's bus be shorter? Shorter than what? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Egbert: Shouldn't Abbott's bus be shorter? Shorter than what? Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Originally posted by MrPeng: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Egbert: Shouldn't Abbott's bus be shorter? Shorter than what? Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 FOUL! Oh, Foul, foul, foul... ah nevermind, The Bard suspended regulations for this incarnation so I guess talking todgers is allowed. Way to stoop (squat?) to the lowest of the low, Emrys. What next? links to lolcats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Egbert: Shouldn't Abbott's bus be shorter? Shorter than what? Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Originally posted by MrPeng: FOUL! Oh, Foul, foul, foul... ah nevermind, The Bard suspended regulations for this incarnation so I guess talking todgers is allowed. Way to stoop (squat?) to the lowest of the low, Emrys. What next? links to lolcats? And this is precisely why regulations are so important and why it was a travesty, a TRAVESTY I say, when they were suspended. Bottom line ... you can't trust Seanachai to keep the best interests of the CessPool in mind at all times ... actually you can't trust Seanachai to keep much of anything in mind for any extended period of time. I'm frankly surprised he didn't bail out of his kayak this summer to investigate something shiny on the bottom of whatever body of water he was on this summer. Without RULES we are RULELESS ... and we'll RUE the day, mark my words. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Ahem. Joe Shaw Joe Shaw, Justicar Twitters like a pretty bird Seasons pass, he talks Thank you, Good night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Originally posted by dalem: Ahem. Joe Shaw Joe Shaw, Justicar Twitters like a pretty bird Seasons pass, he talks Thank you, Good night! But did you mark my words damnit! I want my words MARKED and I mean right NOW! Joe p.s. I suppose a bold and noble EAGLE would qualify as a "pretty" bird to some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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