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All Seanachai's fault... every bit of it...

Rules...

XXI) The Ladies of the Pool... in fact, all ladies are to be treated with respect and reverance

14) If you're gonna sound off, sound off like ya got a pair. If fact, stretch yourself and show some small glimmer of wit.

Z) You ain't gonna impress anyone, so best you just sod off

%) Bow before the Olde Ones and be thankful if we don't notice you

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Originally posted by stoat:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

And with some of the idjits in here, it could be a regular Bonfire of the Inanities.

Joe will be along soon with the petrol.

Noba. </font>

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Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stoat:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

And with some of the idjits in here, it could be a regular Bonfire of the Inanities.

Joe will be along soon with the petrol.

Noba. </font>

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

I really think it is a sad state of affairs that the only interesting discourse being conducted on this forum is in this thread, and in the previous MBT incarnations from earlier this year.

I don't know which is sadder: that each iteration of the <font size=1>penguin</font> thread continues to spawn yet another lesser heir, or that anyone still finds it remotely interesting. The mbt (definitely lower case) is the single greatest example of entropy I've ever witnessed, just nosing out the Hilton and Bush families. Let's hope the universe jumps the shark with a bit more panache.
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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stoat:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

And with some of the idjits in here, it could be a regular Bonfire of the Inanities.

Joe will be along soon with the petrol.

Noba. </font>

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Originally posted by Dave H:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

I really think it is a sad state of affairs that the only interesting discourse being conducted on this forum is in this thread, and in the previous MBT incarnations from earlier this year.

I don't know which is sadder: that each iteration of the <font size=1>penguin</font> thread continues to spawn yet another lesser heir, or that anyone still finds it remotely interesting. The mbt (definitely lower case) is the single greatest example of entropy I've ever witnessed, just nosing out the Hilton and Bush families. Let's hope the universe jumps the shark with a bit more panache. </font>
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Dave H!

You old scallywaggily rapscallion, you! Did you get lost, or does the persistent, gnawing knowledge that you chose the wrong thread continue to drive you back to the MBT like the forlorn addict to the crack house?

Just admit your mistake. Turn your back on those chest-beating howler monkeys of that lesser place. Walk into the light of the cesspool. Rest your weary soul and harken to the witty and urbane discourse. Imagine having an exchange with a comrade that doesn't require you to toss your own feces as punctuation!

Immerse yourself in the life-giving waters of the pool and you shall be made clean! Well, "clean" is a relative term, so let's just say that you'll feel better...until we put the boot in...but that's for your own good!

C'mon in...the water's fiiiiinnne.

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Originally posted by juan_gigante:

I spent the last two weeks of my life moving and without internet. And this godforsaken pit of hell is the second place I come to after I rejoin the modern world. I really need to re-examine my life.

Lost interest in the free lesbian porn, eh?
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Originally posted by MrPeng:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by juan_gigante:

I spent the last two weeks of my life moving and without internet. And this godforsaken pit of hell is the second place I come to after I rejoin the modern world. I really need to re-examine my life.

Lost interest in the free lesbian porn, eh? </font>
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Originally posted by juan_gigante:

And this godforsaken pit of hell is the second place I come to after I rejoin the modern world.

I wonder which website Juan-gigante visited BEFORE returning to the One Thread… here perhaps?

Anyone else have any ideas?

Today, I believe, is quite a special day for Nidan1… no, no it’s not the day that they finally take him away.

Instead it’s today that he has accomplished something that he had never dreamed of doing before…. no, no the palms of his hands are still hairy.

What I’m attempting to say is that after two years of trying Knee-dan1 has finally managed to beat ME in a game of CM!!

*the whole Pool gasps in shock & horror, juan_gigante even faints… as usual*

Sure the scenario may have been even more lopsided than his hollowed forehead BUT in the end a victory is a victory.

Well done Nidan1 you who reminds me of a large pile of stinking road-kill… that has then been gone over by a steamroller.

[ June 20, 2006, 01:34 AM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ]

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Originally posted by SturmSebber:

But you can all look at me for free! Who wants some naked pictures in their mailbox?

How many times have I bloody told you… stop showing your thingy. We’ve already got a Seanachai in the thread title so there are already FAR TOO many thingies around here… why you should use a Seanachai for special moments ONLY, not fling them about all over the threads willy nilly… it’s a bleedin' disgrace… too many Seanachai’s can ruin a thread… remember it all started with a thingy… so keep your Seanachai to your damned self or before you can say thingy we’ll be up to our nostrils in Seanachai’s… and don't you even get me started on knobs... DISgusting

Oh & BOOT!!

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I know it's unnatural, but i'm fond of Seanachai .

All things dull and ugly,

All creatures short and squat,

All things rude and nasty,

The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,

Each little wasp that stings,

He made their brutish venom.

He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,

All evil great and small,

All things foul and dangerous,

The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,

Each beastly little squid--

Who made the spikey urchin?

Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,

All pox both great and small,

Putrid, foul and gangrenous,

The Lord God made them all.

Amen.

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Originally posted by Abbott:

Isn't that some type of hate crime?

Nonsense Abbott, you slack-jawed pansy, twas but a trifling knock!

Now I remember some of the thrashings Boo gave me, By Peng just listening to them would be enough to bring tears to your eyes… they were all undeserved of course and perhaps that’s why I’ve stayed by hand so far with young Sturmsebber… and look what good its done him!

He’s nawt but a lily-livered layabout who couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag that I’d just peed all over.

Sigh… on some level I blame myself… but mostly I blame him

BOOT!!

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Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by juan_gigante:

And this godforsaken pit of hell is the second place I come to after I rejoin the modern world.

I wonder which website Juan-gigante visited BEFORE returning to the One Thread… here perhaps?

Anyone else have any ideas?

Today, I believe, is quite a special day for Nidan1… no, no it’s not the day that they finally take him away.

Instead it’s today that he has accomplished something that he had never dreamed of doing before…. no, no the palms of his hands are still hairy.

What I’m attempting to say is that after two years of trying Knee-dan1 has finally managed to beat ME in a game of CM!!

*the whole Pool gasps in shock & horror, juan_gigante even faints… as usual*

Sure the scenario may have been even more lopsided than his hollowed forehead BUT in the end a victory is a victory.

Well done Nidan1 you who reminds me of a large pile of stinking road-kill… that has then been gone over by a steamroller. </font>

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