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Originally posted by Abbott:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott:

err…what about your fee?

Just the thought of you swinging is enough payment for me... </font>
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Originally posted by konrad:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Hmmm ... suggestions lads?

Joe

certain substance commonly given to American soldiers during the Vietnam War, will do just nicely..

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

we need the sanction of the Olde Ones to proceed.

Joe

BULLOCKS! Isn't lack of sanction the same as acquiescence? Full speed ahead, I say. The Olde

Ones be damned, I say!

Oh wait, someones already pointed that out. I guess it's unanimous!

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Originally posted by Leeo:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

we need the sanction of the Olde Ones to proceed.

Joe

BULLOCKS! Isn't lack of sanction the same as acquiescence? Full speed ahead, I say. The Olde

Ones be damned, I say!

Oh wait, someones already pointed that out. I guess it's unanimous! </font>

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Originally posted by Leeo:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Send me a set up. Attack, defend, meeting engagement, it matters not.

Sent, you miserable excerable, and intolerable poltroon! Italy will make such a grand place for you to die. </font>
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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leeo:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Send me a set up. Attack, defend, meeting engagement, it matters not.

Sent, you miserable excerable, and intolerable poltroon! Italy will make such a grand place for you to die. </font>
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Originally posted by Leeo:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Oh, and Joe? No more family pictures, M'Kay? I think Leeo looks very distinguished in that photo ... for Leeo.

Joe

Yeah, I'm lookin' pretty buff! I'm the big Caucasian on the right. </font>
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Turnaround, every now and then I get a

little bit lonely and you're never coming around

Turnaround, Every now and then I get a

little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears

Turnaround, Every now and then I get a

little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by

Turnaround, Every now and then I get a

little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes

Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and

then I fall apart

Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and

then I fall apart

Turnaround, Every now and then I get a

little bit restless and I dream of something wild

Turnaround, Every now and then I get a

little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms

Turnaround, Every now and then I get a

little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry

Turnaround, Every now and then I get a

little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes

Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and

then I fall apart

Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and

then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight

And I need you more than ever

And if you'll only hold me tight

We'll be holding on forever

And we'll only be making it right

Cause we'll never be wrong together

We can take it to the end of the line

Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time

I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark

We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks

I really need you tonight

Forever's gonna start tonight

Forever's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love

But now I'm only falling apart

There's nothing I can do

A total eclipse of the heart

Once upon a time there was light in my life

But now there's only love in the dark

Nothing I can say

A total eclipse of the heart

Turnaround bright eyes

Turnaround bright eyes

Turnaround, every now and then I know

you'll never be the boy you always you wanted to be

Turnaround, every now and then I know

you'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that I am

Turnaround, every now and then I know

there's no one in the universe as magical and wonderous as you

Turnaround, every now and then I know

there's nothing any better and there's nothing I just wouldn't do

Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and

then I fall apart

Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and

then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight

And I need you more than ever

And if you'll only hold me tight

We'll be holding on forever

And we'll only be making it right

Cause we'll never be wrong together

We can take it to the end of the line

Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time

I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark

We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks

I really need you tonight

Forever's gonna start tonight

Forever's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love

But now I'm only falling apart

There's nothing I can do

A total eclipse of the heart

Once upon a time there was light in my life

But now there's only love in the dark

Nothing I can say

A total eclipse of the heart

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Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

Turnaround, every now and then I get a

little bit lonely and you're never coming around

Turnaround, Every now and then I get a

little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears

Turnaround, Every now and then I get a

little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by

Turnaround, Every now and then I get a

little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes

Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and

then I fall apart

Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and

then I fall apart

Turnaround, Every now and then I get a

little bit restless and I dream of something wild

Turnaround, Every now and then I get a

little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms

Turnaround, Every now and then I get a

little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry

Turnaround, Every now and then I get a

little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes

Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and

then I fall apart

Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and

then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight

And I need you more than ever

And if you'll only hold me tight

We'll be holding on forever

And we'll only be making it right

Cause we'll never be wrong together

We can take it to the end of the line

Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time

I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark

We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks

I really need you tonight

Forever's gonna start tonight

Forever's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love

But now I'm only falling apart

There's nothing I can do

A total eclipse of the heart

Once upon a time there was light in my life

But now there's only love in the dark

Nothing I can say

A total eclipse of the heart

Turnaround bright eyes

Turnaround bright eyes

Turnaround, every now and then I know

you'll never be the boy you always you wanted to be

Turnaround, every now and then I know

you'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that I am

Turnaround, every now and then I know

there's no one in the universe as magical and wonderous as you

Turnaround, every now and then I know

there's nothing any better and there's nothing I just wouldn't do

Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and

then I fall apart

Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and

then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight

And I need you more than ever

And if you'll only hold me tight

We'll be holding on forever

And we'll only be making it right

Cause we'll never be wrong together

We can take it to the end of the line

Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time

I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark

We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks

I really need you tonight

Forever's gonna start tonight

Forever's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love

But now I'm only falling apart

There's nothing I can do

A total eclipse of the heart

Once upon a time there was light in my life

But now there's only love in the dark

Nothing I can say

A total eclipse of the heart

Funny I always figured you for a Meat Loaf kind of guy.
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Originally posted by bauhaus:

Let me preside over the court if no Olde One steps up to the plate.

If there's to be a trial, then WE find Bauhaus acceptable as a judge. If, however, you feel the need of an Olde One's presence, then WE shall take all the booze, the comely stenographers, and proceed directly to the hanging.
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Look what you've done, flammenwerfer! YOU are the pied piper of damnation.

However, I think we can all agree the 37mm should have his fingers broken for posting ****e like that here. I nearly barfed in my coffee. Sick bastige.

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Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

Leeo, Flammenwerfer, since the two of you brought up the subject of being damn'd, we can discuss that this coming Mondays. Enjoy

I'd just like to point out that I affirmed the primacy of the Olde Ones in this regard and therefore shouldn't be tasked with more than the normal number or severity of Mondays ... and ... and I've always been a fan of the United States Marine Corps with a brother and a son who are former Marines.

So ... so ... there you have it then.

Now, while your alternative of simply hanging the guilty bastache has it's appeal, I do think that bauhaus would be sufficiently incompetent and corrupt enough to ensure a, uh, unbiased judgement.

Therefore, by the power vested in me by the Olde Ones of the Peng Challenge Thread, I hereby declare and sanction ...

<big>A TRIAL FOR HERESY!</big>

The Peng Challenge Thread v. Abbott

Be it hereby known that the Peng Challenge Thread represented by the Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread has filed official charges against Abbott, represented by Sir 37mm for the crime of HERESY against the Sacred Traditions of the Peng Challenge Thread and has secured the sanction of the Olde Ones of the Peng Challenge Thread to proceed to a trial with a jury of Knights of the CessPool to be overseen by Sir bauhaus with the Stenographic services to be provided by Big Al's House of Girls, Giggles and Stenographic Instruction.

The Presiding Judge, Sir bauhaus will open the proceedings as soon as he can stagger to his feet, remove the panties from his head and determine his current alignment vis a vis the direction of UP.

Joe

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Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

Leeo, Flammenwerfer, since the two of you brought up the subject of being damn'd, we can discuss that this coming Mondays. Enjoy

Noooo. It wasn't me! It was 37mm he tricked the new guy into it..

37mm is plotting insurrection. He has a secret plan to replace the Olde Ones with Wafflers! And worse even, it involves the Peng thread and Show Tunes.

Ohhh noooo, too late.

**Dragged off by Turkish prison guards**

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Originally posted by flammenwerfer:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

Leeo, Flammenwerfer, since the two of you brought up the subject of being damn'd, we can discuss that this coming Mondays. Enjoy

Noooo. It wasn't me! It was 37mm he tricked the new guy into it..

37mm is plotting insurrection. He has a secret plan to replace the Olde Ones with Wafflers! And worse even, it involves the Peng thread and Show Tunes.

Ohhh noooo, too late.

**Dragged off by Turkish prison guards** </font>

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

Psst, hey listen up....don't let on that I told you, but from now on everybody call Sir Sir 37mm......JAGUAR PAW.

This is what he wants to be called from now on, but he was too embarassed to say so.

But he probably pronounces it incorrectly, with three syllables, like the rest of his Brit git country men.

Jag-yoo-arr, indeed!

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W00T!

I'm back from Sri Lanka and no Tsunami's did befall me.

I feel I should apologise for the quality of my Joe Shaw podcast recording due to SrilLankan mobile phone technologikawoozits or sumfink....

....but I won't...

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Originally posted by Stuka:

W00T!

I'm back from Sri Lanka and no Tsunami's did befall me.

I feel I should apologise for the quality of my Joe Shaw podcast recording due to SrilLankan mobile phone technologikawoozits or sumfink....

....but I won't...

But you should, I was in tears ... TEARS lad, because I was forced to use such a substandard recording ... TEARS.

Pity about the tsunami, or lack thereof. I wasn't hoping for anything LARGE, just a rogue wave big enough to jerk your misshappen arse out to sea ... I don't think that was asking too much.

Joe

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JKG found a good thing there, look...

My complaint about Sir Boo Radley

In a prior letter, I identified a set of ideological premises as superordinate constructions that maintain the rhetorical context in which Sir Boo Radley is able to silence any criticism of the brainwashing and double standards that he has increasingly been practicing. I will now elaborate on three of his most aberrant premises:

1. We can all live together happily without laws, like the members of some 1960s-style dope-smoking commune.

2. You and I are morally inferior to sordid gaberlunzies.

3. It is better that a hundred thousand people should perish than that he should be even slightly inconvenienced.

In the text that follows, when I quote from him, I will use the word "excrement" in place of another word which is now apparently permitted in general circulation publications and which I have edited out. That's it for this letter. I hope that typing it was not a complete waste of energy. Unfortunately, I do realize that my words will probably trigger no useful response in the flabby synapses of Sir Boo Radley's brain. I just felt obligated to go through the motions because it's because of his willingness to prevaricate and equivocate that the trouble with such crude doofuses is that they intend to renege on an incredibly large number of promises.

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