Joe Shaw Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Originally posted by Abbott: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: err…what about your fee?Just the thought of you swinging is enough payment for me... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Originally posted by konrad: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Hmmm ... suggestions lads? Joe certain substance commonly given to American soldiers during the Vietnam War, will do just nicely.. k [/QB]</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Send me a set up. Attack, defend, meeting engagement, it matters not. Sent, you miserable excerable, and intolerable poltroon! Italy will make such a grand place for you to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 The Olde Ones be damned! Errr, too late for that..Nevermind. Carry on, nothing to see here. [ January 06, 2007, 06:07 PM: Message edited by: flammenwerfer ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: we need the sanction of the Olde Ones to proceed. Joe BULLOCKS! Isn't lack of sanction the same as acquiescence? Full speed ahead, I say. The Olde Ones be damned, I say! Oh wait, someones already pointed that out. I guess it's unanimous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: we need the sanction of the Olde Ones to proceed. Joe BULLOCKS! Isn't lack of sanction the same as acquiescence? Full speed ahead, I say. The Olde Ones be damned, I say! Oh wait, someones already pointed that out. I guess it's unanimous! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 7, 2007 Author Share Posted January 7, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Send me a set up. Attack, defend, meeting engagement, it matters not. Sent, you miserable excerable, and intolerable poltroon! Italy will make such a grand place for you to die. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Send me a set up. Attack, defend, meeting engagement, it matters not. Sent, you miserable excerable, and intolerable poltroon! Italy will make such a grand place for you to die. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Oh, and Joe? No more family pictures, M'Kay? I think Leeo looks very distinguished in that photo ... for Leeo. Joe Yeah, I'm lookin' pretty buff! I'm the big Caucasian on the right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 7, 2007 Author Share Posted January 7, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Oh, and Joe? No more family pictures, M'Kay? I think Leeo looks very distinguished in that photo ... for Leeo. Joe Yeah, I'm lookin' pretty buff! I'm the big Caucasian on the right. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming around Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart And I need you now tonight And I need you more than ever And if you'll only hold me tight We'll be holding on forever And we'll only be making it right Cause we'll never be wrong together We can take it to the end of the line Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks I really need you tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Once upon a time I was falling in love But now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do A total eclipse of the heart Once upon a time there was light in my life But now there's only love in the dark Nothing I can say A total eclipse of the heart Turnaround bright eyes Turnaround bright eyes Turnaround, every now and then I know you'll never be the boy you always you wanted to be Turnaround, every now and then I know you'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that I am Turnaround, every now and then I know there's no one in the universe as magical and wonderous as you Turnaround, every now and then I know there's nothing any better and there's nothing I just wouldn't do Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart And I need you now tonight And I need you more than ever And if you'll only hold me tight We'll be holding on forever And we'll only be making it right Cause we'll never be wrong together We can take it to the end of the line Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks I really need you tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Once upon a time I was falling in love But now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do A total eclipse of the heart Once upon a time there was light in my life But now there's only love in the dark Nothing I can say A total eclipse of the heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming around Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart And I need you now tonight And I need you more than ever And if you'll only hold me tight We'll be holding on forever And we'll only be making it right Cause we'll never be wrong together We can take it to the end of the line Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks I really need you tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Once upon a time I was falling in love But now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do A total eclipse of the heart Once upon a time there was light in my life But now there's only love in the dark Nothing I can say A total eclipse of the heart Turnaround bright eyes Turnaround bright eyes Turnaround, every now and then I know you'll never be the boy you always you wanted to be Turnaround, every now and then I know you'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that I am Turnaround, every now and then I know there's no one in the universe as magical and wonderous as you Turnaround, every now and then I know there's nothing any better and there's nothing I just wouldn't do Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart And I need you now tonight And I need you more than ever And if you'll only hold me tight We'll be holding on forever And we'll only be making it right Cause we'll never be wrong together We can take it to the end of the line Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks I really need you tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Once upon a time I was falling in love But now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do A total eclipse of the heart Once upon a time there was light in my life But now there's only love in the dark Nothing I can say A total eclipse of the heart Funny I always figured you for a Meat Loaf kind of guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Originally posted by bauhaus: Let me preside over the court if no Olde One steps up to the plate.If there's to be a trial, then WE find Bauhaus acceptable as a judge. If, however, you feel the need of an Olde One's presence, then WE shall take all the booze, the comely stenographers, and proceed directly to the hanging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Leeo, Flammenwerfer, since the two of you brought up the subject of being damn'd, we can discuss that this coming Mondays. Enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Look what you've done, flammenwerfer! YOU are the pied piper of damnation. However, I think we can all agree the 37mm should have his fingers broken for posting ****e like that here. I nearly barfed in my coffee. Sick bastige. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Psst, hey listen up....don't let on that I told you, but from now on everybody call Sir Sir 37mm......JAGUAR PAW. This is what he wants to be called from now on, but he was too embarassed to say so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Leeo, Flammenwerfer, since the two of you brought up the subject of being damn'd, we can discuss that this coming Mondays. Enjoy I'd just like to point out that I affirmed the primacy of the Olde Ones in this regard and therefore shouldn't be tasked with more than the normal number or severity of Mondays ... and ... and I've always been a fan of the United States Marine Corps with a brother and a son who are former Marines. So ... so ... there you have it then. Now, while your alternative of simply hanging the guilty bastache has it's appeal, I do think that bauhaus would be sufficiently incompetent and corrupt enough to ensure a, uh, unbiased judgement. Therefore, by the power vested in me by the Olde Ones of the Peng Challenge Thread, I hereby declare and sanction ... <big>A TRIAL FOR HERESY!</big> The Peng Challenge Thread v. Abbott Be it hereby known that the Peng Challenge Thread represented by the Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread has filed official charges against Abbott, represented by Sir 37mm for the crime of HERESY against the Sacred Traditions of the Peng Challenge Thread and has secured the sanction of the Olde Ones of the Peng Challenge Thread to proceed to a trial with a jury of Knights of the CessPool to be overseen by Sir bauhaus with the Stenographic services to be provided by Big Al's House of Girls, Giggles and Stenographic Instruction. The Presiding Judge, Sir bauhaus will open the proceedings as soon as he can stagger to his feet, remove the panties from his head and determine his current alignment vis a vis the direction of UP. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Leeo, Flammenwerfer, since the two of you brought up the subject of being damn'd, we can discuss that this coming Mondays. Enjoy Noooo. It wasn't me! It was 37mm he tricked the new guy into it.. 37mm is plotting insurrection. He has a secret plan to replace the Olde Ones with Wafflers! And worse even, it involves the Peng thread and Show Tunes. Ohhh noooo, too late. **Dragged off by Turkish prison guards** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Originally posted by flammenwerfer: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Leeo, Flammenwerfer, since the two of you brought up the subject of being damn'd, we can discuss that this coming Mondays. Enjoy Noooo. It wasn't me! It was 37mm he tricked the new guy into it.. 37mm is plotting insurrection. He has a secret plan to replace the Olde Ones with Wafflers! And worse even, it involves the Peng thread and Show Tunes. Ohhh noooo, too late. **Dragged off by Turkish prison guards** </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Originally posted by flammenwerfer: 37mm is plotting insurrection Well... duh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 7, 2007 Author Share Posted January 7, 2007 Originally posted by Nidan1: Psst, hey listen up....don't let on that I told you, but from now on everybody call Sir Sir 37mm......JAGUAR PAW. This is what he wants to be called from now on, but he was too embarassed to say so. But he probably pronounces it incorrectly, with three syllables, like the rest of his Brit git country men. Jag-yoo-arr, indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 W00T! I'm back from Sri Lanka and no Tsunami's did befall me. I feel I should apologise for the quality of my Joe Shaw podcast recording due to SrilLankan mobile phone technologikawoozits or sumfink.... ....but I won't... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: W00T! I'm back from Sri Lanka and no Tsunami's did befall me. I feel I should apologise for the quality of my Joe Shaw podcast recording due to SrilLankan mobile phone technologikawoozits or sumfink.... ....but I won't... But you should, I was in tears ... TEARS lad, because I was forced to use such a substandard recording ... TEARS. Pity about the tsunami, or lack thereof. I wasn't hoping for anything LARGE, just a rogue wave big enough to jerk your misshappen arse out to sea ... I don't think that was asking too much. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: But you should, I was in tears ... TEARS lad, because I was forced to use such a substandard recording ... TEARS. Then my recording was not a waste of time then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 JKG found a good thing there, look... My complaint about Sir Boo Radley In a prior letter, I identified a set of ideological premises as superordinate constructions that maintain the rhetorical context in which Sir Boo Radley is able to silence any criticism of the brainwashing and double standards that he has increasingly been practicing. I will now elaborate on three of his most aberrant premises: 1. We can all live together happily without laws, like the members of some 1960s-style dope-smoking commune. 2. You and I are morally inferior to sordid gaberlunzies. 3. It is better that a hundred thousand people should perish than that he should be even slightly inconvenienced. In the text that follows, when I quote from him, I will use the word "excrement" in place of another word which is now apparently permitted in general circulation publications and which I have edited out. That's it for this letter. I hope that typing it was not a complete waste of energy. Unfortunately, I do realize that my words will probably trigger no useful response in the flabby synapses of Sir Boo Radley's brain. I just felt obligated to go through the motions because it's because of his willingness to prevaricate and equivocate that the trouble with such crude doofuses is that they intend to renege on an incredibly large number of promises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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