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[Watson & Crick]

If I could repeatedly smack that sloped-cranium of yours with a 2x4 i *WOULD* be doing everyone a favor. :mad:

[Watson & Crick]

Fer the love of fruit, we are in danger of slipping off the front page. Get yer beers, send yer turns and post sumfink. :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

Fer the love of fruit, we are in danger of slipping off the front page. Get yer beers, send yer turns and post sumfink. :mad:

It's hard to keep it on the first page when every freak comes crawling out of the woodwork to announce their grand idea for CMx2.

I can't believe that no one has mentioned the need for a greater variety of bird sounds.

[Watson & Crick]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

Fer the love of fruit, we are in danger of slipping off the front page. Get yer beers, send yer turns and post sumfink. :mad:

It's hard to keep it on the first page when every freak comes crawling out of the woodwork to announce their grand idea for CMx2.

I can't believe that no one has mentioned the need for a greater variety of bird sounds. </font>

[PseudoSimonds]

The CWT. Which crawled through a river of sh*tty threads and came out angryolized on the other side. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Food poisoning. :mad: :mad:

Duff Gardens......hurrah!!

[Wallybob]

Mmmm. Barbeque and Beer.

[PseudoSimonds]

Mmmmm. Rain.

[Wallybob]

Mmmmm, bump. Almost to page 2. Venemous Molten Slathers of TNT to you all. And Katerina

[PseudoSimonds]

Where is ya maggots? W&C is no doubt still curled up in the fetal position after my recent crushing victory, mumbling to himself <font size=1>'needed more time ... needed more time, yes, ... more time...'</font>

BWWAHAHAA!! :mad: :mad:

[**YK2**]

*fart*

[Soddball]

I'm busy playing Urbane Dead. It's a hoot.

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Soddball:

I'm busy playing Urbane Dead. It's a hoot.

Me too but I've already accessed the server too many times today. :mad:

*sniff* *sniff* Anyone smell some Eau de Peng?

[Soddball]

It's almost tempting to cough up the cash to play it more, isn't it?

[PseudoSimonds]

True. Especially when you log on and see a lonely little Z outside, ripe for the hacking. :mad:

[_Axe_]

*retch*

Almost recovered.

:mad: :mad: :mad:

That restaurant's manager has a boot to the arse coming tomorrow.

[PseudoSimonds]

<font size=1>What the deuce! My plan has failed! That restaurant's manager has a boot to the arse coming tomorrow.</font>

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by Soddball:

I'm busy playing Urbane Dead. It's a hoot.

Me too.. although I'm playing Urban Dead... which is why I keep *farting*

Must be all those brains I'm chomping on..

*Parp*

Ohhh scuse me.. :mad:

[_Axe_]

Bamp.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:

<font size=1>What the deuce! My plan has failed! That restaurant's manager has a boot to the arse coming tomorrow.</font>

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Dave H]

<font size=5 font color=orange>Good Monday Afternoon, maggots!!</font>

Okay, we've got Axe suffering from food poisoning, Soddball fascinated with acting like a zombie - there's a real stretch, YK2 so infatuated she wanders in here, Pseudo playing like he's Soddball, Wallybob ducking a hurricane, gas prices headed for a dollar a quart, and me with a bit of time on my hands. So let's talk about Australians and suicide (two subjects that seem very right together).

I just saw a statistic that every year 1% of Australians attempt suicide, with a 1 to 5 percent success rate. Why are Australians so keen on killing themselves, and why are they so incredibly inept at it?

Does the whole suicide thing have something to do with having New Zealanders and the penguins in Antarctica for neighbors? Look at us, we have to put up with Mexicans and Canadians for neighbors and we tolerate them much better.

Only about .01% of Americans attempt suicide each year. When Americans try it, though, they tend to be much better at it than the Aussies. About 11 percent are successful each year. Just some food for thought. I'll be curious to see if Mace has any input on this cultural phenomenon. :confused: :confused:

[PseudoSimonds]

My, what a cheery topic! Reminds me of Grade 12 French class where we were supposed to create a magazine in French. Ours was Suicide Monthly (I think Hemingway was on the cover). Looking back, I can't believe the teacher didn't even say anything.

[Mace]

Originally posted by Dave H:

I'll be curious to see if Mace has any input on this cultural phenomenon.

*shuffles analysis papers, then studies them*

Yes DaveH, that problem does seem to be quite prevalent. In particular, for some unknown reason the suicide rate amongst my neighbours is far far higher than the national rate.

I did suggest a series of exit surveys, but we never seem to get any returns.

but the real reason?

from some Commonwealth Government website:

Rates of self-harm and attempted suicide are difficult to compare internationally because of the definitional and reporting problems outlined in the earlier section on this topic

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Mace:

(snip)

but the real reason?

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />from some Commonwealth Government website:

Rates of self-harm and attempted suicide are difficult to compare internationally because of the definitional and reporting problems outlined in the earlier section on this topic

</font>

[imported_mike_the_wino2]

No turns out....and my illness wasn't caused by food. What a weak sack of poo, Axe. Can't drink yerself sick like the rest of us?

Turns out tonight as I won't be drinking and therefore will have plenty of time on my hands.