Boo Radley Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: I picture a Dimetredon. Fence builder. I prefer Dimetrodon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Bah, Adam and Eve rode one o' them suckers to church 10 thousand years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Mr Dinosaur... STOP WEARING THE TORTILLA CHIP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 It was Halloween. I seem to have lost...well, at least several days. Goddamn Alien Abductions. Why isn't my President keeping me safe from this sort of thing? Christ knows the last time I flew I had to wait in line at the airport security check for 30 minutes, shuffling forward a few feet at a time with my goddamn bloody shoes in my hand. Is that what untold billions of dollars and the Hyper Impressively Ridiculous Department of Homeland Security has gotten us? American citizens shuffling forward towards the metal detectors at airports with their fecking shoes in their hands?! What a load of dogs' bollocks. Frankly, I'm waiting for the newspaper expose that reveals that the whole thing is an act of mass humiliation that the Republican Party has enacted in order to show the world their power. Either that, or the Terrorists have, in fact, won, and the symbol of their victory is American citizens being forced by armed men (sent by their own government) to remove their shoes in order to board a plane. What's next? Do we all have to drop trou and shove a popsicle stick up our arse while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in order to be allowed into a voting booth? Is there anyone out there so mentally crippled by drinking anti-freeze run-off from the neighbour's last radiator dump in the public street that believes that making all airline passengers remove their shoes is helping to Combat Terrorism and making America More Safe? Probably the most sickening aspect of the Administration's endless spin-doctoring and 'playing on crisis' is the degrading nature of most of their manipulation. After a while the average American simply has to believe that what he's been told or subjected to has to be the truth, and has to be for the good of the country. Otherwise, he's been made a complete goddamn fool of, and humiliated into the bargain. But that's not what I came to talk to you about tonight. I was just after being here to reassure you that by the end of this weekend, 35 pages of insanity of will have been written. Also to inquire if MrPeng is aware of whatever the hell is going on with the other Olde One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Goddamn Alien Abductions.Finding it a bit hard to sit down, a bit tender in the back passage area? It's either alien abduction, or you slipped and landed on a discarded whisky bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: It was Halloween. I seem to have lost...well, at least several days. Goddamn Alien Abductions. Why isn't my President keeping me safe from this sort of thing? Christ knows the last time I flew I had to wait in line at the airport security check for 30 minutes, shuffling forward a few feet at a time with my goddamn bloody shoes in my hand. snip Our unit was flying here to Kuwait in chartered airliners. We stopped at the Baltimore airport, and to get through the security checkpoint, you saw hundreds of US soldiers in line.... holding their boots obediently in their hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 3, 2005 Author Share Posted November 3, 2005 The problem is, we're not giving the terrorists the benefits of Desenex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I remember the first Peng thread I got on, about the reasons to detest Australians. These guys have to be Australians, either that or it is Dalem, Nidan1, Seanachai, and Lars. Having a gay old time at the beach, not that there is anything wrong with that. Nice moustache Nidan1. They must of left their shoes at the security checkpoint, does that mean the terrorists won? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 3, 2005 Author Share Posted November 3, 2005 I realize that serving in Iraq is tough, but is that the best gay porn you could smuggle in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: But that's not what I came to talk to you about tonight. I was just after being here to reassure you that by the end of this weekend, 35 pages of insanity of will have been written. You're now a GOP speechwriter? Far out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: I realize that serving in Iraq is tough, but is that the best gay porn you could smuggle in? nope or this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 For the love of... QUIT POSTING THOSE PICS! If you don't stop, you won't be getting a Christmas care package! Did you get the one I already sent yet? If not, it should be there by tomorrow. They sent it Priority. *urk* Nasty hairy-legged men...look like two-legged spiders. *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: For the love of... QUIT POSTING THOSE PICS! If you don't stop, you won't be getting a Christmas care package! Did you get the one I already sent yet? If not, it should be there by tomorrow. They sent it Priority. *urk* Nasty hairy-legged men...look like two-legged spiders. *shudders* So you don't want the one of the guy covered, and I mean covered, in body hair wearing yellow mesh undergarments? No package yet, but in interest of a Xmas package, and at the behest of a Lady of the Pool, I shall cease and desist. But here is a link just in case you can't restrain your horrified fascination. scary ad from the 70's 1 yellow mesh is almost as scary as the guy in the back.... Remember the 80's? And if you want something really scary, google Ganguro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Well, now, some of the "hair band" guys were really pretty, so pics of them are okay with me. Try some pics of Antonio Banderas or Vin Diesel if you please. *winky smilie tried to infiltrate and has been folded, spindled and mutilated* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagwyn Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I thought Sennachoo was writing for the tax dodging left wing bomb throwers. "Insanity?!" It must be coming from Moron Moore, or lame-brain Sheehan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Now Lady Sedai don't be coy, you claim to want this (Madame Seanachai stop licking your lips) but we know you ladies really want this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juan_gigante Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 You must be the most bored person on the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Right now that pretty much sums it up mon ami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: For the love of... QUIT POSTING THOSE PICS! If you don't stop, you won't be getting a Christmas care package! Did you get the one I already sent yet? If not, it should be there by tomorrow. They sent it Priority. *urk* Nasty hairy-legged men...look like two-legged spiders. *shudders* This from the house of Hirsute Hiram... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Yes, but his *legs* aren't that hairy. These guys look like chia pets on steroids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: Our unit was flying here to Kuwait in chartered airliners. We stopped at the Baltimore airport, and to get through the security checkpoint, you saw hundreds of US soldiers in line.... holding their boots obediently in their hands. In my minds eye, I'm also seeing them with all their combat equipment too, rifles, pistols, AT rocket launchers, grenade launchers, the whole rigamarole, in short, armed to the teeth...and holding their boots. Okay, I know it didn't happen that way, but my version is funnier. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: I wonder what she's planning on doing with that rope. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 "It's an easy outfit for an active man..." Michael... and he looks very active with that pole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I find something very suggestive in the exact configuration and placement of the loops. And notice the way her legs are placed. I tell you, that picture is trying to manipulate our minds! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Indeed, Michael. I have been staring at his moustache for quite some time and wondering just exactly where it might manipulate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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