Joe Shaw Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: It is now proposed to the membership of the Peng Challenge Thread that the SSN known as Saviola be sent to Coventry. To be honest I ALWAYS say Coventry but, for this semolina fella, that barely seems adequate… don’t we have anything worse than Coventry, a Luton perhaps? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by Iron_man: its time to retire friend, you know you are senial when the wait for CMSF has driven you to pummeling teens with rocks. I've no need to retire. I don't plan on purchasing CMSF, there's medication to fix being "senial," and if you would read what I had typed, you would see that I don't actually pummel anyone, I just want to. By the way, i posted that at school because i have a teachers aide classI'm wondering why your school allows Juniors to be teacher's aides. The more accepted practice is to allow only Seniors to fill those positions. And no wonder, as another English class would have done you some good. thats why i won't be stalking a forum for a strategy game when im old and rich, unlike some people who should of outgrown computer games years ago...Umm...good for you? Your assumption that everyone that posts in this thread is old was obviously an oversight on your part. "To assume makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'. In this case, just you. Now, lets have an insult that DOESN'T target my age. Sure, except in your case intelligence is a function of age. When you prove you can use a language properly and have something witty to say, then you can come back and be scorned some more. I'd prefer you did not, because you bore the hell out of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by Iron_man: its time to retire friend, you know you are senial when the wait for CMSF has driven you to pummeling teens with rocks. I've no need to retire. I don't plan on purchasing CMSF, there's medication to fix being "senial," and if you would read what I had typed, you would see that I don't actually pummel anyone, I just want to. By the way, i posted that at school because i have a teachers aide classI'm wondering why your school allows Juniors to be teacher's aides. The more accepted practice is to allow only Seniors to fill those positions. And no wonder, as another English class would have done you some good. thats why i won't be stalking a forum for a strategy game when im old and rich, unlike some people who should of outgrown computer games years ago...Umm...good for you? Your assumption that everyone that posts in this thread is old was obviously an oversight on your part. "To assume makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'. In this case, just you. Now, lets have an insult that DOESN'T target my age. Sure, except in your case intelligence is a function of age. When you prove you can use a language properly and have something witty to say, then you can come back and be scorned some more. I'd prefer you did not, because you bore the hell out of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by Iron_man: its time to retire friend, you know you are senial when the wait for CMSF has driven you to pummeling teens with rocks. I've no need to retire. I don't plan on purchasing CMSF, there's medication to fix being "senial," and if you would read what I had typed, you would see that I don't actually pummel anyone, I just want to. By the way, i posted that at school because i have a teachers aide classI'm wondering why your school allows Juniors to be teacher's aides. The more accepted practice is to allow only Seniors to fill those positions. And no wonder, as another English class would have done you some good. thats why i won't be stalking a forum for a strategy game when im old and rich, unlike some people who should of outgrown computer games years ago...Umm...good for you? Your assumption that everyone that posts in this thread is old was obviously an oversight on your part. "To assume makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'. In this case, just you. Now, lets have an insult that DOESN'T target my age. Sure, except in your case intelligence is a function of age. When you prove you can use a language properly and have something witty to say, then you can come back and be scorned some more. I'd prefer you did not, because you bore the hell out of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: It is now proposed to the membership of the Peng Challenge Thread that the SSN known as Saviola be sent to Coventry. To be honest I ALWAYS say Coventry but, for this semolina fella, that barely seems adequate… don’t we have anything worse than Coventry, a Luton perhaps? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: It is now proposed to the membership of the Peng Challenge Thread that the SSN known as Saviola be sent to Coventry. To be honest I ALWAYS say Coventry but, for this semolina fella, that barely seems adequate… don’t we have anything worse than Coventry, a Luton perhaps? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: It is now proposed to the membership of the Peng Challenge Thread that the SSN known as Saviola be sent to Coventry. To be honest I ALWAYS say Coventry but, for this semolina fella, that barely seems adequate… don’t we have anything worse than Coventry, a Luton perhaps? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saviola Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: Meanwhile, 'Savaloy' downs another bottle of viagra while hoping and preying that someday, somewhere, a woman will actually find him interesting, charming and with personality. But until that day, he will dream..... and continue to use his tyre repair kit daily to patch up his over-used love doll Gertrude. That’s it? That’s your repartee? “P r e y i n g that someday? The "Viagra" I broached? At least use Cialis or Levitra Bob Dole! You achieve KnightFartHood by NOT knowing the difference between p r e y and p r a y EinFartMaceStein? Your malfunction is terminal sport, you’ve been relegated to the McMartin Preschool of Mediocrity and Performing Sharts (that’s when we see the hunch on your face to blast a fart, but you horrifyingly poop instead, thus sharting; sharts). Yes, that is one of your "7 signs." Your Templars in nance arms and tight lederhosen are stunned, they’re about to commit fratricide. Your sycophants deserted to Syria and embraced Baathsist socialism. Tell ’em you’ve somethin’ more than a James Fryer. Why didn’t you just quote me and leave it @ that? You could’ve been accused of minimalist brilliance instead of sudden sharting. The sexual-deprivation badinage was today’s matinee Macey, Macey baby, Macey goo goo, Macey gaga, Macey boy; now move on to another big, steamy, moist pile of Mace poo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saviola Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: Meanwhile, 'Savaloy' downs another bottle of viagra while hoping and preying that someday, somewhere, a woman will actually find him interesting, charming and with personality. But until that day, he will dream..... and continue to use his tyre repair kit daily to patch up his over-used love doll Gertrude. That’s it? That’s your repartee? “P r e y i n g that someday? The "Viagra" I broached? At least use Cialis or Levitra Bob Dole! You achieve KnightFartHood by NOT knowing the difference between p r e y and p r a y EinFartMaceStein? Your malfunction is terminal sport, you’ve been relegated to the McMartin Preschool of Mediocrity and Performing Sharts (that’s when we see the hunch on your face to blast a fart, but you horrifyingly poop instead, thus sharting; sharts). Yes, that is one of your "7 signs." Your Templars in nance arms and tight lederhosen are stunned, they’re about to commit fratricide. Your sycophants deserted to Syria and embraced Baathsist socialism. Tell ’em you’ve somethin’ more than a James Fryer. Why didn’t you just quote me and leave it @ that? You could’ve been accused of minimalist brilliance instead of sudden sharting. The sexual-deprivation badinage was today’s matinee Macey, Macey baby, Macey goo goo, Macey gaga, Macey boy; now move on to another big, steamy, moist pile of Mace poo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saviola Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: Meanwhile, 'Savaloy' downs another bottle of viagra while hoping and preying that someday, somewhere, a woman will actually find him interesting, charming and with personality. But until that day, he will dream..... and continue to use his tyre repair kit daily to patch up his over-used love doll Gertrude. That’s it? That’s your repartee? “P r e y i n g that someday? The "Viagra" I broached? At least use Cialis or Levitra Bob Dole! You achieve KnightFartHood by NOT knowing the difference between p r e y and p r a y EinFartMaceStein? Your malfunction is terminal sport, you’ve been relegated to the McMartin Preschool of Mediocrity and Performing Sharts (that’s when we see the hunch on your face to blast a fart, but you horrifyingly poop instead, thus sharting; sharts). Yes, that is one of your "7 signs." Your Templars in nance arms and tight lederhosen are stunned, they’re about to commit fratricide. Your sycophants deserted to Syria and embraced Baathsist socialism. Tell ’em you’ve somethin’ more than a James Fryer. Why didn’t you just quote me and leave it @ that? You could’ve been accused of minimalist brilliance instead of sudden sharting. The sexual-deprivation badinage was today’s matinee Macey, Macey baby, Macey goo goo, Macey gaga, Macey boy; now move on to another big, steamy, moist pile of Mace poo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: TRADITION Sir ... tradition says it MUST be Coventry if it is to be anything ... what are you ... some kind of Luddite or somefink? Well you know what my view on tradition is… change my vote to Luton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: TRADITION Sir ... tradition says it MUST be Coventry if it is to be anything ... what are you ... some kind of Luddite or somefink? Well you know what my view on tradition is… change my vote to Luton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: TRADITION Sir ... tradition says it MUST be Coventry if it is to be anything ... what are you ... some kind of Luddite or somefink? Well you know what my view on tradition is… change my vote to Luton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saviola Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Sir 37mm up the ass, aren't you supposed to be in Basra voting to extract Iranian projectiles outa your same lard ass? Once they amputate the ass in 37mm, SirOnaCamel will be caravanned to "Luton" assless. [ April 28, 2006, 04:03 PM: Message edited by: Saviola ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saviola Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Sir 37mm up the ass, aren't you supposed to be in Basra voting to extract Iranian projectiles outa your same lard ass? Once they amputate the ass in 37mm, SirOnaCamel will be caravanned to "Luton" assless. [ April 28, 2006, 04:03 PM: Message edited by: Saviola ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saviola Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Sir 37mm up the ass, aren't you supposed to be in Basra voting to extract Iranian projectiles outa your same lard ass? Once they amputate the ass in 37mm, SirOnaCamel will be caravanned to "Luton" assless. [ April 28, 2006, 04:03 PM: Message edited by: Saviola ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by Saviola: Sir 37mm up the ass, aren't you supposed to be in Basra voting to extract Iranian projectiles outa your same lard ass? Once, they amputate the ass in 37mm, SirOnaCamel will be caravanned to "Luton" assless. What are you trying to accomplish here, son? I think it would best be accomplished elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by Saviola: Sir 37mm up the ass, aren't you supposed to be in Basra voting to extract Iranian projectiles outa your same lard ass? Once, they amputate the ass in 37mm, SirOnaCamel will be caravanned to "Luton" assless. What are you trying to accomplish here, son? I think it would best be accomplished elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by Saviola: Sir 37mm up the ass, aren't you supposed to be in Basra voting to extract Iranian projectiles outa your same lard ass? Once, they amputate the ass in 37mm, SirOnaCamel will be caravanned to "Luton" assless. What are you trying to accomplish here, son? I think it would best be accomplished elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saviola Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Savonarola was a bit of a dreary reformist and was both hung and burned at the same time... perhaps for being dreary. Or doubly so... Look on the bright side, YeknodatButtSlammer's reformation from Necrophiliac to Pedophiliac was "doubly" smooth and devoid of drear. Don't fret though, your Lynchin' will make Serb ethnic purifyers cringe. :eek: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saviola Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Savonarola was a bit of a dreary reformist and was both hung and burned at the same time... perhaps for being dreary. Or doubly so... Look on the bright side, YeknodatButtSlammer's reformation from Necrophiliac to Pedophiliac was "doubly" smooth and devoid of drear. Don't fret though, your Lynchin' will make Serb ethnic purifyers cringe. :eek: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saviola Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Savonarola was a bit of a dreary reformist and was both hung and burned at the same time... perhaps for being dreary. Or doubly so... Look on the bright side, YeknodatButtSlammer's reformation from Necrophiliac to Pedophiliac was "doubly" smooth and devoid of drear. Don't fret though, your Lynchin' will make Serb ethnic purifyers cringe. :eek: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saviola Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by stoat: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Saviola: Sir 37mm up the ass, aren't you supposed to be in Basra voting to extract Iranian projectiles outa your same lard ass? Once they amputate the ass in 37mm, SirOnaCamel will be caravanned to "Luton" assless. What are you trying to accomplish here, son? I think it would best be accomplished elsewhere. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saviola Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by stoat: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Saviola: Sir 37mm up the ass, aren't you supposed to be in Basra voting to extract Iranian projectiles outa your same lard ass? Once they amputate the ass in 37mm, SirOnaCamel will be caravanned to "Luton" assless. What are you trying to accomplish here, son? I think it would best be accomplished elsewhere. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saviola Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Originally posted by stoat: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Saviola: Sir 37mm up the ass, aren't you supposed to be in Basra voting to extract Iranian projectiles outa your same lard ass? Once they amputate the ass in 37mm, SirOnaCamel will be caravanned to "Luton" assless. What are you trying to accomplish here, son? I think it would best be accomplished elsewhere. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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