LGMB Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 "What is PENG?" PENG is realy some guy living in a room with only three walls, the forth being covered with inflamitory postcards, calling himself Senachi (or whatever), posting insulting messages, often or not aimed at people whos names are typed in bold for some reason. Best I can figure. [ October 19, 2002, 04:52 AM: Message edited by: Lord General MB ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athkatla Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Originally posted by Soddball: Hey, Seanachai, we didn't mention the influence of the planets! Sheesh. It's not easy being the same person when one part of your writes such drivel.HmmmmmmOddballs your not the self employed IT God who charged me £40 an hour to fix my puter are you? Anyway, if you're not he, then you are a southern softie pufter anyway, and I despise softies of all kinds. So if you can get your arse in gear and find out where the send button is in your email, send me a setup so as I can carve your forces to pieces, then gather up your rotting entrails and feed them to my dog, he'll eat anything, even a Kentish man, and I use the word man with some trepidation. I fear you are a yellow livered coward and will refuse my challenge, do so and the whole board will bear witness, As for the rest of you reprobates.........just sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athkatla Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Originally posted by Lord General MB: "What is PENG?" PENG is realy some guy living in a room with only three walls, the forth being covered with inflamitory postcards, calling himself Senachi (or whatever), posting insulting messages, often or not aimed at people whos names are typed in bold for some reason. Best I can figure.If thats your best........SOD OFFFFFFFFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Originally posted by Lord General MB: "What is PENG?" PENG is realy some guy living in a room with only three walls, the forth being covered with inflamitory postcards, calling himself Senachi (or whatever), posting insulting messages, often or not aimed at people whos names are typed in bold for some reason. Best I can figure.Well that's absolute cr@p, and therefore as good as any other explaination you'll ever see!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: I think Berli is best considered in Spandex. YeknodYes, red Spandex of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Originally posted by Volstag: I rest my case. Out, VolstagHow much more clear can I be... that IS Peng. Peng is a person... the person in the picture in fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Posted by Athkatla: HmmmmmmOddballs your not the self employed IT God who charged me £40 an hour to fix my puter are you? Anyway, if you're not he, then you are a southern softie pufter anyway, and I despise softies of all kinds. So if you can get your arse in gear and find out where the send button is in your email, send me a setup so as I can carve your forces to pieces, then gather up your rotting entrails and feed them to my dog, he'll eat anything, even a Kentish man, and I use the word man with some trepidation. I fear you are a yellow livered coward and will refuse my challenge, do so and the whole board will bear witness, As for the rest of you reprobates.........just sod off. I am southern, I'm pleased to say, not one of the communist unwashed northern filth who clog up our television programmes. Begone, back to your pits, spawn of satan! By the way - I never charge £40 an hour. I'm much cheaper - and better than the bloke who did your computer, whoever they are. Do you know, Athkatla sounds like some sort of nasty cough? Maybe that's what you are - a string of manky green phlegm and bacteria. Sod yourself off. Why is this ridiculous thread still open? And why isn't My Other Self posting in here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Volstag: I rest my case. Out, VolstagHow much more clear can I be... that IS Peng. Peng is a person... the person in the picture in fact</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScouseJedi Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 communist unwashed northern filth who clog up our television programmes As a northerner can I just clarify that we are not communists. Where do I get the tablets that would let me begin my journey to Peng? Should I take the blue pill, the red pill or the little black square one with white dots. I have no idea, I am so confused with all the talk of Finland I fear I have left all knowledge of the little mushroom people far behind. If I hear voices is it a good sign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 If you hear voices in this place, it usually means that Doug Beman is about to take you away and use you as a backscratcher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epée Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 What is Peng? That is a question that should be in the CMBB FAQ. BTW, is MrPeng still around, or has he transcended into a state of immaterial cess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Ohioans. You forgot about Ohioans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck Turgidson Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Peng is for p*ssies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginzo Posted October 19, 2002 Author Share Posted October 19, 2002 LMAO sorry for asking! MODERATOR DELETE THIS THREAD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGMB Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 I'm sorry Ginzo but there is no escape now. The entity known as PENG has been released! We're all doomed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volstag Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 I think I'm beginning to understand what Peng is and what the Peng thread is about. I could be mistaken, but I think this is the "genesis" that Seanachai was talking about. http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=13;t=002571 Out, Volstag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterNZer Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 PENG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Originally posted by PeterNZer: PENG Eh? Eh? Didn't I say... bleedin' leotard and Peng inside it. QED. Yeknod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 Originally posted by Volstag: I think I'm beginning to understand what Peng is and what the Peng thread is about. I could be mistaken, but I think this is the "genesis" that Seanachai was talking about. http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=13;t=002571 Out, VolstagInteresting, but quite, quite wrong. I forgot to mention that the original incarnation of the Peng Challenge Thread is no longer reachable within the BFC forum. It reached something like 3,000 posts while the lads at Bigtime watched with great interest, and then it imploded. It can no longer be reached by normal means. Some lad...is it Lindan? has a link to get to that moment of genesis, and the first, what, 120 some pages of the original thread? Those were bold days! A man could ride across the Thread for weeks, lapped in a comforting sea of weirdness. [ October 19, 2002, 08:41 PM: Message edited by: Seanachai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 Originally posted by Ginzo: LMAO sorry for asking! MODERATOR DELETE THIS THREAD!Once you've opened the box, Pandora, it's no good looking embarassed and pretending you were just looking for change for the bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 Originally posted by Soddball: Hey, Seanachai, we didn't mention the influence of the planets! Sheesh. It's not easy being the same person when one part of you writes such drivel.Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Now it's all going to be confused again! That's it, Soddball, you bastard. I'm making a big marmite sandwich, and we're going to eat every bit of it. Except that I'm actually Argie, so I won't have to choke down bread covered with pressure cooked and spent brewer's yeast! AHAHAHAHAHA! If only you'd try and be a bit more like us, Soddball, there wouldn't be all this bickering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterk Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 You know, Peng used to be a really funny fellow - the cabbage post, his revolt against smilies - are some of the funniest posts ever written on here. I think he was even reponsible for the Church Of Combat Mission sermons??? Anyways, then he got his cesspool - slinked in, hasn't been seen outside since (...and I'm definitely not going in there to say hi - too perilous). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Manuel Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 It cracks me up that you Pengers had a Wake when the 1st (?) primordial MBT was finally locked when it grew to be a gargantuan Tower of Babel amongst mortal threads. Peterk: MrPeng is not quite the hermit that you think he is, he has been spotted on the Outer Boards (General Discussion forum no less) and he provides no shortage of entertainment, I say. [ October 19, 2002, 10:07 PM: Message edited by: Silvio Manuel ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 Originally posted by Silvio Manuel: It cracks me up that you Pengers had a Wake when the 1st (?) primordial MBT was finally locked when it grew to be a gargantuan Tower of Babel amongst mortal threads. Was it you that brought the crescent rolls? Or the Salsa dip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 Originally posted by Jock Abroad: Peng is for p*ssies How very droll. You've made your mark there, and no mistake! Now show us a real trick, and crawl back up your own arsehole... We're waiting...waiting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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