dalem Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Slapdragon: dalem , might I suggest, on a private web page of course, creating a diner's guide to the BTS forum? Instead of meals though, it would identify weiners and rate them from one to five franks, in terms of weinerness.<hr></blockquote> Hmmmm. That is EXACTLY the kind of thing this blessed internet was made for. Well, and porn. I'm on it. ---- Geez! I'm 35 years old and just had to look up 'wiener' in the dictionary for a spell check. I've been spelling it wrong the whole time. Why didn't someone like Germanboy kick me for abusing his language? Sheesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col Deadmarsh Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Slapdragon: Careful, last time Berli sent anyone a Peng badge they had to close a congressional building for six months and hose off all the postmen.<hr></blockquote> Thanks for the heads up. I'll be sure to wear my Haz-Mat suit when I open it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Slapdragon: I am proud to announce a new, and different CM contest. Never before seen in civilized times. Hakku Atchoo will be travelling down to Slapdragonland in Columbia South Carolina with a rusty pitted.357 magnum revolver hidden in some crevice or other of his car<hr></blockquote> Could you get me his plate numbers? In the past, I've found the Highway Patrol of several states very appreciative of the phone call and the opportunity for a routine traffic stop that results in roadside fun and weapons charges. <blockquote>quote:</font><hr> No, we will not be shooting at each other, but at paper targets<hr></blockquote> Pity. The paper targets might some day have had a contribution to make to the world. <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>...take a medication usually reserved for calming gorillas...<hr></blockquote> Damn your eyes! Are you telling me that there might be gorillas going without their deserved medication, just to keep you from going on some sort of 'reversion to type' binge, and mass killing other Southerners? What a waste of ketamine. [ 01-18-2002: Message edited by: Seanachai ]</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Colonel_Deadmarsh: I can feel the love.. Now, when will my offical Peng badge arrive in the mail?<hr></blockquote> Actually, it's a bitch of a job wrestling it away from Peng. Says it gets him backstage at concerts, the police wave him on with a smile when he flashes it (even when he's driving across front lawns in reverse, smashing ceramic deer left and right), and entertainment personalities send drinks over to him when he wears it in bars. You see? You see how well we get along now! However, I am obligated by our cultural practices and mores to still call you a pillock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Pawbroon, Does this not have the sound of a certain [shuder]French[/shudder] play we are familiar with?<hr></blockquote> Actually, I believe this one will go the way of Anouilh's "Beckett". From bosom chums, we will descend to being at odds, then into anger, and finally, in a drunken and enraged state, I'll make a casual comment and several Seniour Knights will hunt him down and kill him. It'll end in tears, I tell you. I just know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Seanachai: My God, what a fool I've been! I failed to grasp that you'd merely fallen by for hugs and kisses! I now bitterly regret my boorish reproach of you. Deadmarsh, my beamish boy, come to my arms! Like two brothers seperated by a common language shall we be from this point forth. Do not let anything I've said to you or about you poison the glorious rapprochment upon whose edge we stand. Let us leap forward into a brand new future, and plummet to new levels of understanding each other! I profer to you the hand of friendship. The very same hand, in fact, that has flung Asian food at Berli, and made a rude but humorous gesture at Peng! Folk of the Peng Challenge Thread, gather round! I give you Colonel Deadmarsh: My Friend! (that last bit said, I'll be interested to see if you make it out with your life)<hr></blockquote> No, no, I was here first, he's MY friend and I'm not sharing. Yeknod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 Just a quickie regarding Slo-Jo I believe the original French - English spelling of the word JUSTICAR was JUSTICIAR This from the 11th century. Note the extra I! Therefore could the sillyoldbugger have been asked to leave under a misrepresentation ? Could he indeed have been labouring under the belief that he was indeed important...yet ultimately a fraud ! Not his fault though. Should not a re-vote be taken (not that many voted) and perhaps welcome the poor-old-codger back from the cruel, cold world outside the 'pool ? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 Last night was quite fulfilling. Graphic descriptions of the inner workings of a female’s abdomen had me sitting down and feeling woozy. My beloved sister saw me squirm as she described her C-Section procedure combined with her tubbaligation. I remain grateful that I am not a female. They are certainly the tougher gender. I mentioned her honorary title and she politely laughed. She was on perkaset and thusly I was spared her diatribe on why her older brother plays games with old men. I was not allowed to see my niece because she is still sequestered in the NICU and quite guarded by the nurses. I am entirely too male to be allowed to see her yet. My hairy man hands would do no good for her. She has lost 3 oz thus far but is crying quite loudly (which I am so freakin happy about). Annabella already knows how to complain bitterly about her place in this life. She is so much my niece!! The mother will go home Saturday and the daughter a week after (if all goes well). I'll be back in Hiram mode after this post. Run away, Bauhaus!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by chrisl: I'm working on it. I should have it out to you by some time friday. I've been focusing more on freezing hell over for now.<hr></blockquote> File has arrived. Battle is joined Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 Peng, I hate to be the one to tell you, but Goanna hates you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Gyrene: I might think of bribbing Hakko to be extra clumsy in the gun range if the GM in the Magenta Onion game starts to get too "creative" <hr></blockquote> My trick knee has been especially tricky of late. Who knows what could happen given the recoil of my massive weapon. And to Seanachai, I would remind you that Slappy and I both live in states of the Union that appreciate a man's right to keep and bear weapons of mass destruction. There are parts of North Carolina where one can be prosecuted for failing to carry a loaded MLRS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hakko Ichiu: Who knows what could happen given the recoil of my massive weapon. <hr></blockquote> Uhm, I thought we weren't supposed to say things like that? Regardless, good luck to both you and Slappy. May no paper targets feel safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abn_Ranger87 Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: [QB]Last night was quite fulfilling. Graphic descriptions of the inner workings...<hr></blockquote> Congratulations on the new addition to your family. Now you can safely venture down the pink aisle in the toy store without feeling odd... Take heart in knowing that I have seen the most hard-corps of personnel laid low with horror when confronted with the inner workings of the female body. I had the "pleasure" of assisting in the birthing process involving a native in the rear of a HMMWV during a rotation to Haiti (always felt sorry for the poor PFC who had to clean up the mess.) I believe the Army is quite negligent when instructing it's medics and combat lifesavers when it comes to this issue. Needless to say, when it comes time for my own children to be born I will hold my betrothed's hand, but will not venture south of the sheet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mensch Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Gates-slut: Man oh man oh man am I [completely out of things nice to say about XP<hr></blockquote> Beer Coaster? Paper Weight? Waste of Space? Over funded, Over Exposed system made by a 2 Bit company? Looser Game system made by loosers for loosers.. uh Suckers I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Peng, I hate to be the one to tell you, but Goanna hates you.<hr></blockquote> Looks like Berli is going to need lots of motivation for this battle. Persephone picks up heavy cast iron frying pan husband motivator. GO BERLI GO! And don't return without the name of Peng. Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: File has arrived. Battle is joined<hr></blockquote> Brylcreamem I have been watching from afar and noted, with some amusement and growing concern, your cuddly demeanour. Now, I'm not normally taken with the cute, beady, shuffling sort but there's something of the malevolent Guinnea Pig... cuddly, granted, but a definite steely glint in the eyes that stares and stares... and juxtaposed with the quivering snout I am almost moved to offer a fond pat with one hand yet take a savage swipe with the other. Now, as you can imagine, this is causing some discomfort in the paddock. This must be resolved and to avoid any more confusion in my feelings towards you a challenge must be made to fix our bearings... I'm not the fussy sort... fate will have its say; let the computer choose the forces - I only ask to fight with Americans because of their experience with gofers. Yeknod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hakko Ichiu: And to Seanachai, I would remind you that Slappy and I both live in states of the Union that appreciate a man's right to keep and bear weapons of mass destruction. There are parts of North Carolina where one can be prosecuted for failing to carry a loaded MLRS.<hr></blockquote> I am waiting for some of the long haired, liberal, yankee riff raff that inhabits this thread to tread through the fine state of Lower Carolina. Assuming they do not fall into a hog waller or eaten by a gator coming out of one of the road side rest area, I plan on taking them shooting road signs and drinking booze made from vidalia onion squeezings. Sadly, I think most of these yankees have not been back to the South since reconstruction, and thus are not familiar even with how to get here, let alone survive its perils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Persephone: Persephone picks up heavy cast iron frying pan husband motivator. GO BERLI GO! And don't return without the name of Peng.<hr></blockquote> Yes dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Now, as you can imagine, this is causing some discomfort in the paddock. This must be resolved and to avoid any more confusion in my feelings towards you a challenge must be made to fix our bearings... <hr></blockquote> Why if it isn't Yakupafurball, how nice to hear your squeek. Ten challenges I said and ten it shall be. File flys to you on the wings of demons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 I yearn to stop working and go home to play combat mission and drink beer. Instead it will be a beer mission and combat with the girlfriend. Oh poor twisted me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Oh poor twisted me.<hr></blockquote> Story of his life... yawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Yeknodathon: I have been watching from afar and noted, with some amusement and growing concern, your cuddly demeanour. Now, I'm not normally taken with the cute, beady, shuffling sort but there's something of the malevolent Guinnea Pig... cuddly, granted, but a definite steely glint in the eyes that stares and stares... and juxtaposed with the quivering snout I am almost moved to offer a fond pat with one hand yet take a savage swipe with the other. Now, as you can imagine, this is causing some discomfort in the paddock. Yeknod<hr></blockquote> Yep, face up to it donkeyboy, Berli is turning you on. I mean really, read between the lines here.....cuddly, quivering snout, fond pat, savage swipe, and lastly, discomfort in the paddock. You want him in the man-child sort of way, you being the child. That's ok, none of us will judge you on anything but YOUR WEAK ASS ATTEMPTS AT TAUNTING A SINGLE MEMBER ON THIS BOARD. Now go away, you annoy me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by bauhaus: Yep, face up to it donkeyboy, Berli is turning you on. I mean really, read between the lines here.....cuddly, quivering snout, fond pat, savage swipe, and lastly, discomfort in the paddock. You want him in the man-child sort of way, you being the child. That's ok, none of us will judge you on anything but YOUR WEAK ASS ATTEMPTS AT TAUNTING A SINGLE MEMBER ON THIS BOARD. Now go away, you annoy me.<hr></blockquote> FrauMaus Very correct, the supernatural squealer is toying with me affections and since the veterinary episode me hormones are all adrift. <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>]YOUR WEAK ASS ATTEMPTS AT TAUNTING A SINGLE MEMBER <hr></blockquote> Ahem, okaaaaay... well, yes, a little bit odd, this one... ummmm, how would you like me to address it? I mean, is it yours? Oh, dear... I mean, do they come in pairs?... think I might pass on this one.... interesting offer though (cripes, bit forward, strangers and all). Yeknod [ 01-18-2002: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 19, 2002 Author Share Posted January 19, 2002 Berli, if your ten challenge openings are not yet full of SSN’s, I’ll take a piece of that brimstone action. If all slots should happen to be filled, go tell Persephone that the biscuits are too hard and the gravy is lumpy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 19, 2002 Share Posted January 19, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Slapdragon: Sadly, I think most of these yankees have not been back to the South since reconstruction, and thus are not familiar even with how to get here, let alone survive its perils.<hr></blockquote> I was born in Alabama and lived in Tennessee until I was seven. Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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