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AUSSIEJEFF Senior Member

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Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?

Why is this grog thread adorned with the sacred name of Peng? And, why are all you Cesspudians posting here? Where the HELL is the real Peng thread? I know this can't be it as it is full of low life scum like Grog Dorosh, Grog Fox and now we have Grog Fionn.

Btw, Aussie Jeff... Persephone pointed out to me today that I haven't been *KICKING* you enough lately.

Which drunken, idiot knight does Boo belong to?

<BIG><BIG>*Ouch!!*<SMALL><SMALL> Ahhh......that's better. Nothing like a damned good punt to sort out the synapses, my Nefarious, Evil, Wise and Sly Liege.

I suspect Boo-boo belongs to that drunken, idiot Kanigget Croda. Correct me if I'm wrong......

Now, where's a <SMALL><SMALL><SMALL><SMALL><SUB>grog</SUB><BIG><BIG> that I can pass on Berli's warm greetings to??? Aha!! There's one over there ...... <BIG><BIG> *BOOT*!!!<SMALL><SMALL>. Oops! Sorry Noba old chum ..... thought you were a *coff* *gag* <SMALL><SMALL><SMALL><SMALL><SUB>grog</SUB><BIG><BIG> lurking in the flotcess there.........there's a damnable PLAGUE of 'em at the moment, doncher know. Where's the blasted Just-A-Caricature when ye need 'im, eh??

AJ

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Yeknodathon Senior Member

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Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

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The reason why Tag-Team Ventriloquist acts never really caught on.

Is this a disco? I hate discos. Let me guess, Berli throbbing to the Bee-Gees

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,

I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.

Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.

And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way.

We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,

you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',

and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Well now, I get low and I get high, and if I can't get either, I really try.

Pathetic.

Yeknod Mono-drone de Lurk

[ April 15, 2002, 01:50 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

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Patchy Senior Member

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Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

Is this a disco? I hate discos. Let me guess, Berli's throbbing to the Bee-Gees

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,

I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.

Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.

And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way.

We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,

you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',

and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Well now, I get low and I get high, and if I can't get either, I really try.

Pathetic.

Yeknod Mono-drone de Lurk

Übergnome! When you rewrite the rules for the MBT be sure to include this one:

NO DISCO IS ALLOWED IN THE CESSPOOL!

OK, I feel better now. (That is one point for me Yeknod).

Persephone

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Boo Radley Senior Member

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Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

Is this a disco? I hate discos. Let me guess, Berli's throbbing to the Bee-Gees

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,

I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.

Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.

And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way.

We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,

you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',

and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Well now, I get low and I get high, and if I can't get either, I really try.

Pathetic.

Yeknod Mono-drone de Lurk

I never, ever EVER want to see anything even remotely related to either Disco OR the Bee-Gee's ever again!

Disco is a tool of the devil and the Bee-Gee's are his serpent-tongued minions.

And to think that you actually knew the lyrics...you should be taken out somewhere and maimed.

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Yeknodathon Senior Member

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Originally posted by Persephone:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

Is this a disco? I hate discos. Let me guess, Berli's throbbing to the Bee-Gees

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,

I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.

Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.

And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way.

We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,

you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',

and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Well now, I get low and I get high, and if I can't get either, I really try.

Pathetic.

Yeknod Mono-drone de Lurk

Übergnome! When you rewrite the rules for the MBT be sure to include this one:

NO DISCO IS ALLOWED IN THE CESSPOOL!

OK, I feel better now. (That is one point for me Yeknod).

Persephone</font>

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Yeknodathon Senior Member

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Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

Exactly me point, malicious devil worship

Don't blame it on the sunshine

Don't blame it on the moonlight

Don't blame it on good times

Blame it on the Boo-boo

Yeknod Mono-drone de Lurk

[ April 15, 2002, 01:49 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

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Croda Senior Member

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Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

Which drunken, idiot knight does Boo belong to?

It would belong to me. And suck-scum as it does, at least it's posts are only semi-drivelous in nature AND it may be the first cretin yet to actually complete a Crodaburg™ Challenge. That alone is a feat worthy of a seat that keeps it's head above water.

If you're into Squirely Challenges...well, it is playing that Donkey Character, but we can always flog him some more.

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Lars Senior Member

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For the rest of you, it may be a Monday.

But for me, it's the day the Minnesota Cold Weather Rule takes effect.

Time to once again legally shut off my tenant's heat.

Unlike all those other, err, unexplained temporary interruptions, yah, that was it.

Mwuahahaha...

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MrSpkr Senior Member

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Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

Let me guess, Berli throbbing to the Bee-Gees

SNIP!!!

Pathetic Yeknod Mono-drone de Lurk

I expected better from you. I don't know why, but I did.

I now stand corrected.

Your posts is somewhere on the level of some of Mouse's old posts, but I think he went with Abba or somefink.

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Boo Radley Senior Member

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Originally posted by Croda:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

Which drunken, idiot knight does Boo belong to?

It would belong to me. And suck-scum as it does, at least it's posts are only semi-drivelous in nature AND it may be the first cretin yet to actually complete a Crodaburg™ Challenge. That alone is a feat worthy of a seat that keeps it's head above water.

If you're into Squirely Challenges...well, it is playing that Donkey Character, but we can always flog him some more.</font>

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dalem Senior Member

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FOR SALE:

One Regular U.S. Sherman Tank Platoon, circa November, 1944. Condition: Worthless. A sorrier sack of ambush-first-shot-missing, killed-by-ambushed-target, smoke-not-HE-firing, killed-by-advancing-non-turreted-AFV, 550-pts-better-spent-on-the-bloody-Air-Corps wieners I've never before been afflicted with.

kee-ryst.

So the above means MrSpkr is a poo-smearing gamey gamer-guy who is not dying as much as I had originally planned.

leeo is dying in roughly the quantities I had hoped for.

Croda is slightly ahead of my Planned Dyings for Croda curve. My plans are to have him pull away from the curve even more sharply.

Speedbump has not shown enough dying yet for me to comfortably estimate where we might be in the whole dying arena yet.

OBSF isn't dying at all yet. OGSF has bunkers. Nassty bunkerss, we hates 'em!

Seanachai (did y'all know it's pronounced Seanachai, not Seanachai, as I had originally thought?) is dying in correct amounts, but sadly, so am I. I may even be slightly ahead of the dying curve myself, here. If so, it's because he's a cheating latchkey gnome from beyond the sun.

My ex-squire Pondscum is dying in short, measured amounts. basically a pinch of dying here, a dash of dying there. Not enough to really satisfy anyone who likes to see big, bold statements of dying. Not at all. This is also due to his being a cheating knave who hacks game codes and manipulates in game stats.

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AUSSIEJEFF Senior Member

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Originally posted by Lars:

For the rest of you, it may be a Monday.

But for me, it's the day the Minnesota Cold Weather Rule takes effect.

Time to once again legally shut off the heat to my blind, quadraplegic, mentally handicapped, 90 year old <STRIKE>woman's</STRIKE> tenant's heat.

Unlike all those other, err, unexplained temporary interruptions, yah, that was it.

Mwuahahaha...

Now them's sentiments to warm the cockles of any tenants heart, Mr Lars. And all because ya' hates me new baettle setup!! Mwu..MWUHAHAHA!!!

AJ

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Diceman Senior Member

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Originally quoted by Yeknodathon

I shall never slap on a latex rubber rabbit suit ever again.
That was come out of the fog, NOT come out of the closet you Cretin

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Been taking your cues from the seedier side of the forum eh? Betcha know all the lyrics to the Village People too!

Why Disco when you can Rock and Roll!!

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Edited because the post looked like it was hacked by a blind woodsman. Twice even.

[ April 15, 2002, 09:15 PM: Message edited by: Diceman ]

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Croda Senior Member

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Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Croda:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

Which drunken, idiot knight does Boo belong to?

It would belong to me.</font>
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Originally posted by Diceman:

Originally quoted by Yeknodathon

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />I shall never slap on a latex rubber rabbit suit ever again.

That was come out of the fog, NOT come out of the closet you Cretin

Easter.jpg

Been taking your cues from the seedier side of the forum eh? Betcha know all the lyrics to the Village People too!

Why Disco when you can Rock and Roll!!

firearms_mg_m60.jpg

Edited because the post looked like it was hacked by a blind woodsman. Twice even.</font>

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