SirReal Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: [QBPfeh!!! You obviously have your Anti-Aussie contraptions confused. Everybody knows that to an Australian, any animal that is hairy and walks on all fours will draw them like moths to a flame. Think the best you can hope for is a shivering blonde, whom was tossed from her mount into the nearest snow drift, and one very sore, irritated bear. [/QB]Don't be daft. The aussie stayed off the woman, didn't he? And got severely mauled in the process. /SirReal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Originally posted by SirReal: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: [QBPfeh!!! You obviously have your Anti-Aussie contraptions confused. Everybody knows that to an Australian, any animal that is hairy and walks on all fours will draw them like moths to a flame. Think the best you can hope for is a shivering blonde, whom was tossed from her mount into the nearest snow drift, and one very sore, irritated bear. Don't be daft. The aussie stayed off the woman, didn't he? And got severely mauled in the process. /SirReal [/QB]</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Leeo I think you have single-handedly brought the Opponents Wanted Forum to it's knees. At least the French, German, and Finnish Threads. Just what exactly was in that cabbage????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirReal Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: Oh for gawd's sake...don't you know they travel in packs like rats? Poor bear wouldn't have a chance. The female, never the object of intended violation, merely a pawn, would be spending the remainder of her years with her therapist trying to banish the dark, horror-induced dreams about a group of men with funny accents discussing the relative merits of throwing another shrimp somewhere while gang-banging her favorite pet. I think you're confusing aussies with überfinns. /SirReal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Originally posted by SirReal: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: Oh for gawd's sake...don't you know they travel in packs like rats? Poor bear wouldn't have a chance. The female, never the object of intended violation, merely a pawn, would be spending the remainder of her years with her therapist trying to banish the dark, horror-induced dreams about a group of men with funny accents discussing the relative merits of throwing another shrimp somewhere while gang-banging her favorite pet. I think you're confusing aussies with überfinns. /SirReal </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Nah...Uberfinns are solitary hunters. Not quite up to the task of pleasuring themselves through bear-love but more than capable of luring their preferred prey, The Reindeer, into a rough and tumble lurid bout that's all hooves, antlers, and dangly parts. Icky grog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 So the Swedish ABBA fan and the JarHead are having a battle of wits, eh? Someone call me if they find any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: So the Swedish ABBA fan and the JarHead are having a battle of wits, eh? Someone call me if they find any. Hey...Doesn't Yogi have you assigned to looking for a pik-a-nik basket or somefink? Shoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Applications are now being accepted in the Office of the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread for the following Official Justicariate Entourage position. This is but the first of many appointments as I forsee an extensive entourage as befits a man of my importance. Third Assistant Flunky from the Right: Dear Sir, I would like to apply for the position you have advertised in this week's MBT As you have not provided me with the required skills for the position I've decided to take a guess. I am highly motivated to build my career as a flunky. In fact, my life long dream has been to become first flunky from the left (the tiny, smart and annoying one), not to be confused with the first flunky from the right (the overweight, long haired one, with the IQ of a cactus). Being left handed would make it easy for me to discipline the second flunky from the right, should you require me to do so. Also, now that the All Blacks are out of the world cup, I am quite used to being third. Respectfully, v42below [ November 19, 2003, 12:05 AM: Message edited by: v42below ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: Nah...Uberfinns are solitary hunters. Not quite up to the task of pleasuring themselves through bear-love but more than capable of luring their preferred prey, The Reindeer, into a rough and tumble lurid bout that's all hooves, antlers, and dangly parts. You seem to know a lot about bear-love, and reindeer molestation. It must be a lonely life for a junior marine officer? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 In the immortal words of Kate Bush: "I put this moment here" . Hie thee hence to the new MBT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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