Snarker Posted August 10, 2004 Author Share Posted August 10, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: <font size=6 font color=green>NOOOOOOoooo!!!</font> :mad: :mad: :mad: Whatever happened to Abbott, who used to create semi-reasonable, balanced scenarios? Recently I seem to be in an endless cycle of gamey rune-designed scenarios, in my BDLRM-revenge matches. The Snarker maggot is whining and moaning because there are a few patches of brush several hundred meters from the airfield he's defending. That's really helpful cover against machine guns. I'm not whining. Just thinking Rune has gone soft, what with him giving you anything to hide in. :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Sparker and I are close to finishing our game so I would be up for trying a Sockpuppet abomination. Feckin' cable wasn't feckin' work this morning. So o turns received this morning and none sent. So don't get all wound up cuz you gots no turns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: Has Worthless and Crap ever played Inferno, Dave? Perhaps you should take him for a little spin on that pit of horror? I have not. I was hoping that Pseudo might want to give it a go when we are finished with our current donnybrook. According to Mr. electric mowerman, Pseudo has not played that abomination yet. We are halfway through a 30 turner now. With my upcoming midwestern furlough, it will be a couple of weeks before we could get to it. Provided of course, he wishes to be spanked and tormented further by me. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: I haven't played the abomination yet so I'm grudgingly willing give it a go...<font size =+4 color=purple> HOLY CRAP!!!</font> I'll be your huckle-berry. I play Axis and you burn in hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: I haven't played the abomination yet so I'm grudgingly willing give it a go...<font size =+4 color=purple> HOLY CRAP!!!</font> I'll be your huckle-berry. I play Axis and you burn in hell. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Gawd, you are all greedy little CMAK-slutpuppies. I mock you. I detest you. I shove Molten TNT and Mold up your nether regions, and hope you are on the polluted waterway without means of propulsion. Bah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robohn Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Dave turn sent, let me know if it reaches you..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Poor, poor Wallybob -- in one turn he loses a StuH42 and what appears to be a Panzerjäger V Sd. Kfz. 173. Or sumfink. Mwahahahahahaha!!! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 That 5000 pt Sockpuppet bit is still unclaimed, who wants a go at that one? BTW, you pack of salivating miscreants should check your inboxes, turns is out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted August 11, 2004 Author Share Posted August 11, 2004 You should check yours. Angry TNT on the rebound... :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted August 11, 2004 Author Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: That 5000 pt Sockpuppet bit is still unclaimed, who wants a go at that one? Does it have any TNT, or did Sob all (the toe Jamoomba maggot) design a 5k-er with nothing but crews to balanced out Infernal Damnation??? :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: BTW, you pack of salivating miscreants should check your inboxes, turns is out. Check your in box maggot. It should be smoldering. I can smell the beef Wellington from here. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by mike_the_wino: That 5000 pt Sockpuppet bit is still unclaimed, who wants a go at that one? Does it have any TNT, or did Sob all (the toe Jamoomba maggot) design a 5k-er with nothing but crews to balanced out Infernal Damnation??? :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Hey Roboticmaggot -- I'll get you that setup tonight or I'll force Pseudosimonds to eat my hat. :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Inferno has gone out to Wike_the_Mino and Catson and Wrick. The others can go out once I find the motivation to finish the briefings for them. I hate briefings. :mad: In about 6 months time I'll be looking for playtesters for my 700-turn 15-battle campaign on an 8km x 4km map. Divisional strength forces. Start queueing on the left, please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted August 11, 2004 Author Share Posted August 11, 2004 Right then. I can blow up your house? Count me in. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 dave, dave, dave, dave, dave, You dare to insult a rune scenario, I have no choice but to send you one, the bridges of Le Muy, to play none other then.... Axe2121... because I haven't tortured him in a while. Expect the scenario in your email this evening. Oh and snarker....you better hide too... Rune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 <font size=5 font color=blue>Good Morning, maggots!!</font> Originally posted by Soddball: In about 6 months time I'll be looking for playtesters for my 700-turn 15-battle campaign on an 8km x 4km map. Divisional strength forces. Start queueing on the left, please.You always hate to see a person completely lose their mind, but this is clear evidence, far beyond the shadow of a doubt. Call those nice young men in their clean white coats, 'cause they're coming to take Soddball away, ha ha! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: <font size=5 font color=blue>Good Morning, maggots!!</font> </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: In about 6 months time I'll be looking for playtesters for my 700-turn 15-battle campaign on an 8km x 4km map. Divisional strength forces. Start queueing on the left, please.You always hate to see a person completely lose their mind, but this is clear evidence, far beyond the shadow of a doubt. Call those nice young men in their clean white coats, 'cause they're coming to take Soddball away, ha ha! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by rune: dave, dave, dave, dave, dave, You dare to insult a rune scenario, I have no choice but to send you one, the bridges of Le Muy, to play none other then.... Axe2121... because I haven't tortured him in a while. Expect the scenario in your email this evening. Oh and snarker....you better hide too... RuneRune, if I have ever insulted one of your scenarios, please believe me that whatever I said was not nearly insulting enough! There are no gamey scenarios, just gamey people who make scenarios. Had the Germans really cut every shred of brush back several hundred meters from this God-forsaken airfield? :confused: :mad: :mad: Actually, Axe and I are just about finished with our little bloodbath in the snow, so a new scenario would go pretty good. Both of us have lost pretty much everything and everyone capable of moving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Dave, It was in Tunisia, what shrubs? Have aerial photos showing how bare it really was. Excellent, this one is in France, so a bit different setting. it features Merkins, explody things, Germans, Explody things, two bridges, explody things, crunchies, explody things, and artillery, with some more explody things. As I stated, will email when I get home from work. Rune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted August 11, 2004 Author Share Posted August 11, 2004 Don't mind Dave H. The severe lead poisoning his men absorbed taints his perception of the field of Runation. :mad: PS Bring it on! There's nothing you can design that can kill me any faster than anything you designed in the past. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by rune: dave, dave, dave, dave, dave, You dare to insult a rune scenario, I have no choice but to send you one, the bridges of Le Muy, to play none other then.... Axe2121... because I haven't tortured him in a while. Au contraire!! :mad: :mad: I'm getting beaten with a bag of rusty hammers by Pseudo in some Italian theatre abomination. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Jeez I go away for a few days, and teh bleedin' thread gets lit up with cheerful colours and othe christmassy things!! :eek: :eek: You bunch of pansy-maggots are a sad tale :mad: :mad: Even sadder is that I'm coming to the end of my beathign and thrashing of wally the blob so have room for another victim. Who want's a bit huh? Which of you punks is feeling lucky today?? :mad: :cool: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 What a bunch of losers at Codemasters. Wartime Command has been pushed back another year when it was scheduled to be released three days ago. That makes two years with no in-game movies and only lame-ass screenshots. And a typical sterile 'news' annoucement but no real substance. Can you say vaporware? I am soooooo glad I found Battlefront when I did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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