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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

I feel like straightening my tie (if I wore one) and fixing my hair (if I had any).

Oh yeh, the nerd look goes down well with Kitty.

Hey what am I doing here? This is isn't the MBT!!!

Crikey! *flees*

Mace </font>

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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

I feel like straightening my tie (if I wore one) and fixing my hair (if I had any).

Oh yeh, the nerd look goes down well with Kitty.

Hey what am I doing here? This is isn't the MBT!!!

Crikey! *flees*

Mace </font>

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Originally posted by Axe2121:

Oy! Last call already Soddy? :confused: :eek:

I'm at work first thing in the morning, so I've just had the one bottle of wine tonight. Wanker. :mad: Still, it was a decent bottle of Koonunga Hill.

I hate all of you slags. Why aren't you out telling the 'Man of the Year' thread to disqualify me on grounds of being a hermaphrodite?

What's the point of you all? Tossers. :mad:

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Originally posted by Axe2121:

Oy! Last call already Soddy? :confused: :eek:

I'm at work first thing in the morning, so I've just had the one bottle of wine tonight. Wanker. :mad: Still, it was a decent bottle of Koonunga Hill.

I hate all of you slags. Why aren't you out telling the 'Man of the Year' thread to disqualify me on grounds of being a hermaphrodite?

What's the point of you all? Tossers. :mad:

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Originally posted by Axe2121:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball:

Not mine you coward! Where's my setup? :mad: </font>
Speaking of cowards - you're hte Germans at Hellfire Pass so what's your excuse for not sending me my turn?

Yes I know it's one-sided, yes I know you gave yourself the Germans to give yourself a sure fire chace of a win despite your complete incomptance, but that's no damed excuse for late turns!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

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Originally posted by Axe2121:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball:

Not mine you coward! Where's my setup? :mad: </font>
Speaking of cowards - you're hte Germans at Hellfire Pass so what's your excuse for not sending me my turn?

Yes I know it's one-sided, yes I know you gave yourself the Germans to give yourself a sure fire chace of a win despite your complete incomptance, but that's no damed excuse for late turns!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

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Originally posted by Stalin's Organ:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball:

Not mine you coward! Where's my setup? :mad: </font>
Speaking of cowards - you're hte Germans at Hellfire Pass so what's your excuse for not sending me my turn?

Yes I know it's one-sided, yes I know you gave yourself the Germans to give yourself a sure fire chace of a win despite your complete incomptance, but that's no damed excuse for late turns!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>

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Originally posted by Stalin's Organ:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball:

Not mine you coward! Where's my setup? :mad: </font>
Speaking of cowards - you're hte Germans at Hellfire Pass so what's your excuse for not sending me my turn?

Yes I know it's one-sided, yes I know you gave yourself the Germans to give yourself a sure fire chace of a win despite your complete incomptance, but that's no damed excuse for late turns!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>

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Originally posted by Snarker:

Becket!!!!!! Get yourself over to the GF!!! You've been training for this discussion your entire life!!!!

When you see it, you will know...

Maggot. :mad: :mad:

Three pages now and no Bucket -- he must be lounging around in his briefs.

(He is a lawyer you know)

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Originally posted by Snarker:

Becket!!!!!! Get yourself over to the GF!!! You've been training for this discussion your entire life!!!!

When you see it, you will know...

Maggot. :mad: :mad:

Three pages now and no Bucket -- he must be lounging around in his briefs.

(He is a lawyer you know)

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Originally posted by Snarker:

AXE !!!!! Can you hear the screams of your Krispy Krauts as they sear to the inside of your sizzled tanks??? DO YOU MAGGOT??? Grrrrr :mad: :mad: :mad:

Bwahaha!!!!

For those of you not in the know -- that's all of you I assume -- Snickers and I are duking it out in *censored*. The world hasn't seen this much metal since MasterGoodale had that plate inserted in his cranium. The last two turns were 2 and 2.5 mgs respectively. It's a hoot.

And don't listen to my arch-nemesis. His troops are lisping too without their crispy lips.

Say that three time fast. :mad: Updates later today for the rest of you hoors. (and hoorettes)

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