Wallybob Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Being Cheery? Or keeping the roads free of Moose. Good eatin' on em thangs. Turns out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 It's easy to be Cheery when you have plenty of Moose to eat, ain't it Axe? BTW, do they make FoodSaver bags, or containers, big enough to keep all the road kill you get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Axe, you lazy sac of lemming droppings. You have the distinct dishonor of being the ONLY maggot that HAS NOT SENT ME A FRIGGIN' TURN TODAY! Quit delaying your inevitable demise and send a friggin' turn. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 8, 2005 Author Share Posted June 8, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Axe, you lazy sac of lemming droppings. You have the distinct dishonor of being the ONLY maggot that HAS NOT SENT ME A FRIGGIN' TURN TODAY! Quit delaying your inevitable demise and send a friggin' turn. :mad: I just got home. :mad: Where's my freakin' ipod mini?!? :mad: :mad: I'm gonna tase someone!!11!!1 :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Hey Axe! Now that you're in charge of the Canuckistani roads, could you kindly do sumfink aboot the riff-raff traveling on them? Exhibit A - Canadian tourists I feel sooooo much better aboot the border situation after reading this. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 So where's my turn? :mad: In other news, In battle one of Kingfishy's St. Lambert-sur-Dives scenario pack (3 battles, each one ton the same large, beautiful map), Wally's defending krauts and my plucky Canuckis scored a Canuckistani victory. In other words a tie. It twas a hard fought battle indeed. In battle #2, I am in the process of whipping Pseudo's attacking Canucki's. I believe he has lost most of his armor and that there are less than 10 turns left. Yesssss maggot, SUFFFFFERRRRRRR! Also in battle #2, Axe is leading the charging Canuckis against my noble krauts. He is doomed if he EVER SENDS ME A TURN. At the rate we are playing, CM25 Bikini girls with machine guns will be coded. In battle 3, my defending Canucki's are annihilating Snarker. He has lost mucho armoro but we have a LOOOOOOONNNNNNG way to go yet. I just sent Wally a set-up of battle 3. In this one, I will lead the advancing Germans whilst his Canuckis kowtow. In a completely different scenario whose name escapes me, Kiwi Mike's allies and my germans have met in a small, blasted village in farm country. I have destroyed almost all his armor. He has hordes of infantry and appears to have more 'splodies than me. He is attempting to attack but I have clankies. Oh yes, lots of em. Loaded with HE. The pools of commonwealth blood are deepening with each turn. BWHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86smopuim Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 in case any of you maggots missed it the first go round. There's only been one download in the last month!! <center> Get yer warface on! The world's most :mad: ngryolized mod ever: WIP. Show them goddamned krauts you're not just mad , show 'em yer :mad: ngryolized! The least lazy of your monkey sniffers can finish it. left to do: make face for krauts add TNT to weapons adjust :mad: face down some faces not yet done some faces need individualizing©® get it here </center> Only get it late at night or day time gmt -8. We wouldn't want to hurt Dogface's Day of Defeat ping now would we :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86smopuim Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 BEHOLD! It's not every day that a modder pays such loving attention to the details, the glint off the spectacles, the homo-erotic mustaches, the angry scowls... I've kicked some serious kraut :mad: ss using this mod, really helps get the anger on. Sure, _Axe_ may be a putz, but how many of you monkey nuts have ever been featured in a mod? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 8, 2005 Author Share Posted June 8, 2005 Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 8, 2005 Author Share Posted June 8, 2005 "Being bizarre is not a reason to keep somebody out of this country or lock them up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: "Being bizarre is not a reason to keep somebody out of this country or lock them up." Neither is being a terrorist. Look at question 38, bullet 3 and the disclaimer at the bottom All you need to do is lie. That question courtesy of the senior senator from MA, believe it or not. * *modified prior 9/11, but still moronic. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 8, 2005 Author Share Posted June 8, 2005 "Well there was that little thing in Rwanda but, hey, that's why pencils have erasers, right?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Boys, be careful not to let Cheery Waffledom drift off into politics. No matter what you say, somebody else is going to think you're a complete idiot, and he or she'll be right. Pseudo is just annihilating my German attack. I don't think I've ever lost so much German armor. Now all of a sudden his own herd of tanks and tank destroyers shows up. GRARRGRARGHRARRGH!! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86smopuim Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 BEHOLD! Yet more wonder from TNT Labs Inc. The worlds most angry jigsaw puzzle. It'll take me months to finish mine. I'm mesmerized by the all faces. So shiney, I can't put the pieces down. With the help of D :mad: ve "no brainer" H's powerful intellect, maybe we can cut it down to just a few weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 9, 2005 Author Share Posted June 9, 2005 My eyes!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 <font size=5 font color=red>Top of the Morning, Waffleheads!!</font> Did you know that if you rearrange those puzzle pieces correctly, you get a life-sized picture of Seanachai? It's true!! Try it yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: Did you know that if you rearrange those puzzle pieces correctly, you get a life-sized picture of Seanachai? It's true!! Try it yourself. Is that supposed to be an enticement? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dave H: Did you know that if you rearrange those puzzle pieces correctly, you get a life-sized picture of Seanachai? It's true!! Try it yourself. Is that supposed to be an enticement? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 I just watched the LEEERRROOOYY JEEENNNNKKINNNSSS vidoe with sound...a lot funnier that way. BTW, when did MasterGoodale start playing WoW? No turns out for a while...and I am not particularly upset about it. The mold on the ants is too much for the mice in the basement. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Make with the turns,Maggots :mad: :mad: Perhaps some public proding will do the trick? WallyBob,your stuff goes 'splodie like few others.I am guessing that the lower the member number--the bigger the boom? hehehehe > Pseudo is learning the true meaning of 'Russian Hordes'...Muahahahahah > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 10, 2005 Author Share Posted June 10, 2005 Last day at The Herald was yesterday. Today I complete my final "official" duty as a reporter. Up to Casino Rama to pick up a media award. Vacation starts at 1 p.m. and new job June 20. I will be ruling BIG TIME tonight. The final word. Complete with badger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 10, 2005 Author Share Posted June 10, 2005 "Let's do this. DAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVE nnnnHUTCHENSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!" :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: Last day at The Herald was yesterday. So the ex-employees are celebrating today, whoopin' it up like it was 1999. Why can't you say goodbye to us, Mr. Malingering flaccid member? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: The final word. Complete with badger. Hmmm, no mention of the CWT, you ungrateful wretch. I feel slighted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_: The final word. Complete with badger.Hmmm, no mention of the CWT, you ungrateful wretch. I feel slighted.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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