Dave H Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Wow! PseudoSimonds is going to get some real Moose roadkill in his mail soon, thanks to Axe!I've got a feeling that when a car hits a moose, the roadkill is more likely to have two legs than four. I guess Axe and Pseudo must be zombies, eating the human bodies. Yet another reason to avoid Canada and all things Canadian. :eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Then explain ....*dramatic music*.... THIS !!! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 25, 2005 Author Share Posted June 25, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Then explain ....*dramatic music*.... THIS !!! :mad: :mad: Dude's foaming at the mouth. Much like I am right now. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 25, 2005 Author Share Posted June 25, 2005 AGRRGAGR GARGRGAGR AGRGARGAAAA!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Where's Snarker?!?!? Where's Kitty?!?!? Where's MasterGoodale?!?!? I swear by all that is holy, I will chuck so much TNT the Kraut limbs will fly like never before!! The entrails and gooey inards will paint all of you a bright red!!! I will look in the bathroom mirror and wipe the molten TNT from my face with a towel!! AGRRGAGR GARGRGAGR AGRGARGAAAA!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Right on,dude! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: AGRRGAGR GARGRGAGR AGRGARGAAAA!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Where's Snarker?!?!? Where's Kitty?!?!? Where's MasterGoodale?!?!? I swear by all that is holy, I will chuck so much TNT the Kraut limbs will fly like never before!! The entrails and gooey inards will paint all of you a bright red!!! I will look in the bathroom mirror and wipe the molten TNT from my face with a towel!! AGRRGAGR GARGRGAGR AGRGARGAAAA!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: What time did you start the serious drinking, maggot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 25, 2005 Author Share Posted June 25, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: What time did you start the serious drinking, maggot? Is there any other kind? P.S. Waddle & Pimp -- my parents dropped in for a visit when you called. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Hey Axe, did you know this Strongbow cider has more alcohol content than beer? :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 My local cider distillery does an 8.8% and a 13.2%, both fine cloudy vintages. That's some :mad: cider! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llama Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Originally posted by Soddball: My local cider distillery does an 8.8% and a 13.2%, both fine cloudy vintages. That's some :mad: cider! Cider from Kent. Not a concept I have come across before. Somerset, Devon, Herefordshire, yes but not Kent. Perhaps I need to go East for a change, perhaps there is really more to Kent than the route to the tunnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Originally posted by llama: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: My local cider distillery does an 8.8% and a 13.2%, both fine cloudy vintages. That's some :mad: cider! Cider from Kent. Not a concept I have come across before. Somerset, Devon, Herefordshire, yes but not Kent. Perhaps I need to go East for a change, perhaps there is really more to Kent than the route to the tunnel. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 You pitiful scabs. Get in here and tell me how much you love me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 I demand to be entertained!!! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prinz Eugen Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Originally posted by Soddball: I demand to be entertained!!! :mad: :mad: You deserve to have a can of cider - filled and slathered with molten TNT - inserted into your rectum, b :mad: :mad: :mad: h. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Originally posted by Prinz Eugen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: I demand to be entertained!!! :mad: :mad: You deserve to have a can of cider - filled and slathered with molten TNT - inserted into your rectum, b :mad: :mad: :mad: h. :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 I still reminisce fondly my great victory over you, Dave H. Originally posted by Dave H: Whoa, there's an uber-Finn materializing out of the cosmic void. Wasn't somebody supposed to dispose of this maggot's body a couple of years ago? I blame Axe for this because it seems like the right thing to do. Where's my taser? Like a friend of mine used to quote this crappy horror movie: "I am reb :mad: rn." Is the no-good maggot-wannabe MasterBadAle still around ??? [ June 25, 2005, 06:31 PM: Message edited by: Prinz Eugen_2 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2: Is the no-good maggot-wannabe MasterBadAle still around ??? The ants won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2: I still reminisce fondly my great victory over you, Dave H. Wasn't that the battle at the railroad station? It seems that fight was the one where I was tenaciously defending the wrong flag. Silly me, I thought the railroad station was tactically more important than a patch of brush some distance away from the rail yard. Ooops! I recall losing some T-34s to some gamey panzers in very humiliating firefights - I recollect that your tanks were the only ones that actually fired! :mad: :mad: :mad: Finished with school yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2: I still reminisce fondly my great victory over you, Dave H. Wasn't that the battle at the railroad station? It seems that fight was the one where I was tenaciously defending the wrong flag. Silly me, I thought the railroad station was tactically more important than a patch of brush some distance away from the rail yard. Ooops! I recall losing some T-34s to some gamey panzers in very humiliating firefights - I recollect that your tanks were the only ones that actually fired! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 26, 2005 Author Share Posted June 26, 2005 Prinz Eugen_2? Blech. The first one was bad enough. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 I am slightly disgusted to report that I have absorbed a 57-43 Minor Defeat from PseudoSomething. In the true spirit of all Canadian victories, at the end I held all of the VLs and outnumbered his operational AFVs by something like 6 to 0. All of his AT guns were destroyed. All of his machine guns and mortars were destroyed. We had exactly the same number of KIA as his defenders. We even captured 5 Canadians, but he killed two of them with artillery fire. So, in a word, my reaction to this travesty is "GRARRGHRAARGHRARR!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Good game Pseudo. I kept hoping for a surrender, but it never came. Wait until next time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 26, 2005 Author Share Posted June 26, 2005 Atta boy Pseudo. A Canadian through and through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: Atta boy Pseudo. A Canadian through and through. Bwhahahhahahahah! He's suffering mightly in my match. You would be too if you sent a turn. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 26, 2005 Author Share Posted June 26, 2005 I am suffering from pre-CMX2-post-CMBO-post-CMBB-post-CMAK burnout. :mad: :mad: I also suffer daily from knowing you scumbags. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 You should be suffering from a fence-post aside the head. A little blunt force trauma can do wonders. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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