Bone_Vulture Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 I'll carry on the earlier joke.... "Come, Fritz! The forest is only five meters away. Let's make a run for cover!" "Sorry Hans, but someone fired at us and now we're 'pinned'. Let's crawl back to where we started, across that open field of grass." "Sigh..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GJK Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Hans: "I hope someobody doesn't make a 'funny caption' contest out of our photo!" Fritz: "Ya, because dis picture really isn't dat funny to begin wid..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Posted May 7, 2004 Author Share Posted May 7, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Would you fire a VT as a spotting round? I don't know...maybe... Michael No you would not, -20 on the Fort Sill FO training list of errors. You adjust with HE PD, unless near water or deep snow then mechanical time (to ensure you can see the impact) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Posted May 7, 2004 Author Share Posted May 7, 2004 Originally posted by GJK: Hans: "I hope someobody doesn't make a 'funny caption' contest out of our photo!" Fritz: "Ya, because dis picture really isn't dat funny to begin wid..." Perhaps we should have posted it at the proving grounds and had everyone comment on it first! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirocco Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 The friendly map edge is this way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 "Behold the finest young citizens our German Nation possesses. Willing to sacrifice and serve for the defence of our country and way of life." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tero Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 "Sorry, can't engage that target with the MG. It is outside the cover arc." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GJK Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Originally posted by Hans: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by GJK: Hans: "I hope someobody doesn't make a 'funny caption' contest out of our photo!" Fritz: "Ya, because dis picture really isn't dat funny to begin wid..." Perhaps we should have posted it at the proving grounds and had everyone comment on it first! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Other Means Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 right hand most: "yah, it's definately dung." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 "Wait you guys, who did that grass mod?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnergoz Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 "Two out of three of us won't survive this war; I feel bad for you two." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurtzDonut Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 Cautious, shaken, pinned, or panicked? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenH Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 You bastard! Get back here with that panzerfaust!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Posted May 8, 2004 Author Share Posted May 8, 2004 Originally posted by GJK: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hans: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by GJK: Hans: "I hope someobody doesn't make a 'funny caption' contest out of our photo!" Fritz: "Ya, because dis picture really isn't dat funny to begin wid..." Perhaps we should have posted it at the proving grounds and had everyone comment on it first! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John D Salt Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 "I think he knows of a better 'ole." [With apologies to Capt. Bruce Bairnsfather] All the best, John. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Originally posted by Hans: Yes it's an intellectual low rent district but the cretins and riff raff add a certain culture of ineptness that I enjoy feeling superior too. That was the best caption so far. Spoken by the SS-man facing the camera no doubt. A further suggestion; "Guys, guess what... riflerounds just bounce off SOMUA 35s... who would have known... anyway I got their attention and they're all coming over here now... think MG bullets will bounce off too?... Guys?... come on talk to me guys, what do you think?.." /D 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Originally posted by Hans: Further reasoned debate on the GF sees its first casualty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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