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Originally posted by Axe2121:

I wonder what fights in bars in Finland are like.

I wonder that too, but it doesn't diminish my confusion about the post. Are Axe and Paula the same person? Did he marry himself? :eek: :mad:
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Originally posted by Keke:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

I wonder what fights in bars in Finland are like.

I wonder that too, but it doesn't diminish my confusion about the post. Are Axe and Paula the same person? Did he marry himself? :eek: :mad: </font>
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Originally posted by Keke:

GRRARARARARARRRRGGHHH!!! Just came back from the bars, and I got a message from Paula Ballantyne. She says I'm all sexy and groovy! What should I do? :confused: :mad: :confused:

Find out what the colloquial definition of "sexy" and "groovy" is in Canada, 'cause she couldn't mean the common definition. :mad: :mad:
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Originally posted by Keke:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

She wouldn't need to look elsewhere with an Adonis like me walking around in my underwear, now would she?

And here's Axe walking around in his underwear: wor-underwear.jpg

:eek: </font>

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Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Keke:

And here's Doofus:

doofus_sm.jpg

:D

Hey! Leave Pseudosimonds out of this! </font>
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Originally posted by Axe2121:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mike:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

Who wants to play this scenario with me to its conclusion?!?

Send it to me oh pile of fly food - I'll watch you squirm and wriggle on the hook!! </font>
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Originally posted by Stalin's Organ:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mike:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

Who wants to play this scenario with me to its conclusion?!?

Send it to me oh pile of fly food - I'll watch you squirm and wriggle on the hook!! </font>
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Originally posted by Stalin's Organ:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mike:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

Who wants to play this scenario with me to its conclusion?!?

Send it to me oh pile of fly food - I'll watch you squirm and wriggle on the hook!! </font>
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Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

Sorry Snarker. New forum rule you know.

Mwahahaha!!! A legal loophole only mike_the_wino could appreciate.

Doesn't his writing your sig imply consent? </font>
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Originally posted by Axe2121:

Sorry Snarker. New forum rule you know.

Mwahahaha!!! A legal loophole only mike_the_wino could appreciate.

Hey, wait a minute! I appreciate legal loopholes, too, you know. I just haven't had to create any in the last year or so. :D:D:D

All BDLRM turns out again. Let's see, here is the number of turns completed so far:

PseudoSimonds - 17, Axe - 15, Keke - 11, Wallybob - 11, Snarker - 10, Robohn - 10, Teddy Windsor - 8, Thermopylae - 7, _Uxcva - 5, Lurkur - 3, Mike - 3, and Tugboat - 1. No Allies have made it off the north edge yet, maggots! Well, except for Wallybob's A-10 or Apache or B-52 or whatever it was. Ha, ha, ha!!! :D:D:D

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Originally posted by Axe2121:

Sorry Snarker. New forum rule you know.

Mwahahaha!!! A legal loophole only mike_the_wino could appreciate.

What are you on aboot now, you gibbering maggot? What loophole in what rule? We have no rules. :mad: :mad: :mad: Now suck up the fumes from your latest funeral pyre and ponder yet another whupping. Oh, yeah. Guess I'll have to come up with another sig line for you.
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Originally posted by Snarker:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

Sorry Snarker. New forum rule you know.

Mwahahaha!!! A legal loophole only mike_the_wino could appreciate.

What are you on aboot now, you gibbering maggot? What loophole in what rule? We have no rules. :mad: :mad: :mad: Now suck up the fumes from your latest funeral pyre and ponder yet another whupping. Oh, yeah. Guess I'll have to come up with another sig line for you. </font>
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YOU GAP TOOTHED, NON TNT CHUCKIN' GRABASTIC MAGGOT!!!!! I just reread the user agreement and

A) There is no such rule posted there

2) Can be as bad as 1, it's the loneliest number since the number 1

B) I want a beer. I have no beer, and have not had one in weeks.

C) BWAAAHAAAAHAAA!!!!!! You have no one left on the map in our latest slaughter.

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Originally posted by Snarker:

YOU GAP TOOTHED, NON TNT CHUCKIN' GRABASTIC MAGGOT!!!!! I just reread the user agreement and

A) There is no such rule posted there

Hi Guys,

In the spirit of creating a forum in which we are keeping flaming to a minimum we are going to ask people to remove any sigline that refers to another poster in any way *unless* that poster has given you permission to include it. Also, any sigline that is derogatory or insulting to others should also be removed.

This is often done to cause tension between forum members and it is not necessary in everyday forum activities. We do not wish to remove this feature from the forum, but we will act in one way or another if people abuse this ability.

Thank you for your time

Dan

Originally posted by Snarker:

C) BWAAAHAAAAHAAA!!!!!! You have no one left on the map in our latest slaughter.

That is a sweet map you might say. Wrong!!
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