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GRRRRAAAAARGHHH!!! I'm going to have to play "The Proud and the Few" and watch some screaming bonzai attacks get mowed down in an angry swath of USMC bitter MG bullets! :mad: :mad:

That's because all my PBEMs are out an d not back. Slackers going to work and all really crimps the important stuff. :mad:

PS Axe, I swung that apron around back and you can plant your non-TNT chucking crispy lips firmly on the "kiss here" graphic. Maggot. :mad: :mad:

[ February 02, 2004, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]

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Since all are welcome, all are Cheery Wafflers once they post here. So every Penger that ever posted here is also a Waffler. That ought to make them gag, but then again, I'd figure it would make them stay away also.

And Boo does chuck angry, disturbed TNT. He just posts like a penguin more often than not. :mad: :mad:

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Originally posted by Snarker:

Since all are welcome

NOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOoooo! How about, "All are welcome except Boo?" You don't know what you're saying!! You don't want him around here!! Or has he been here so much you've gotten used to the smell? =)

Love you, Boo. tongue.gif

:mad:

Kitty

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Originally posted by Kitty:

GARRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGHH! I guess it just goes to show that life isn't all toasted waffles, oatmeal, cinnamon toast, and Cheery Applesauce. :mad:

I'm never going out to the main boards again! :mad: :mad:

Kitty

Some things in life are bad,

They can really make you mad,

Other things just make you swear and curse,

When you're chewing your life's gristle

Don't grumble, give a whistle,

And this'll help things turn out for the best,

Always look on the bright side of life.

dee doop...dee doop...dee doop, dee doop, dee doop

Always look on the light side of life.

dee doop...dee doop...dee doop, dee doop, dee doop

If life seems jolly rotten,

There's something you've forgotten,

And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.

When you're feeling in the dumps,

Don't be silly chumps.

Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.

And, always look on the bright side of life.

dee doop...dee doop...dee doop, dee doop, dee doop

Always look on the right side of life,

dee doop...dee doop...dee doop, dee doop, dee doop

For life is quite absurd

And death's the final word.

You must always face the curtain with a bow.

Forget about your sin.

Give the audience a grin.

Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.

So, always look on the bright side of death,

dee doop...dee doop...dee doop, dee doop, dee doop

Just before you draw your terminal breath.

dee doop...dee doop...dee doop, dee doop, dee doop

Life's a piece of ****,

When you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.

You'll see it's all a show.

Keep 'em laughing as you go.

Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And, always look on the bright side of life.

dee doop...dee doop...dee doop, dee doop, dee doop

Always look on the right side of life.

dee doop...dee doop...dee doop, dee doop, dee doop

Always look on the bright side of life!

dee doop...dee doop...dee doop, dee doop, dee doop

Always look on the bright side of life!

dee doop...dee doop...dee doop, dee doop, dee doop

Always look on the bright side of life!

dee doop...dee doop...dee doop, dee doop, dee doop

Always look on the bright side of life!

dee doop...dee doop...dee doop, dee doop, dee doop

Always look on the bright side of life!

dee doop...dee doop...dee doop, dee doop, dee doop

Always look on the bright side of life!

dee doop...dee doop...dee doop, dee doop, dee doop

Always look on the bright side of life!

dee doop...dee doop...dee doop, dee doop, dee doop

I mean, what do you have to lose

You come from nothing

You go back to nothing

What have you lost, nothing]

Always look on the bright side of life!

...dee doop...dee doop...dee doop, dee doop, dee doop :mad:

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Originally posted by Mike:

So Kitty - do you feel like a right tit??

I've got one of my own, thanks. It just shows that only non-TNT chucking maggots post on the outer boards. And by the way, your signature is wrong. The hillbilly quote isn't from Boo. It's from Peggy Hill in "King of the Hill." :mad:

Kitty

Ps - I can't believe I edited this to correct my spelling. I'll never do it again. Promise. :(

[ February 02, 2004, 07:25 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]

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Originally posted by nevermind:

GRGRHAHAGGRHHAGHRGHA

Yes!!Thanks for the porn Kitty .I like the way your back is all arched and covered in pus :D

Thanks. I was a little insecure about posting a naked picture. I feel more confident now. =)

LOL though...someone out there took a lot of time to make that 3d model of a maggot. I'm thinking we need to find out who it is and get him in here. =)

Kitty

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Originally posted by Kitty:

[QB]

She plagiarised him.

Either that or he's her script writer - you can probably do a search in the old forums to find the exact date he posted it if you'er already brain dead!! :D

Nice curves BTW.

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Originally posted by nevermind:

GRGRGAHHAGGRHRHAHGHRHHAGHRG

aNgRy OuT lOuD!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad:

Theres no singing in the waffle,wtf!?!?!?!? :mad:

No singing? =(

OK. Here's a short list of alternate sources of entertainment for Wafflers:

Songs:

AC/DC "TNT"

Pink Floyd "Waiting for the Worms"

Bands:

TNT

The Maggots The Maggots

Albums:

Funkadelic "Maggot Brain"

Comedians:

Jimmy "Dy-no-mite" Walker

Television Networks:

TNT

Movies:

"The Lost Boys" - featuring a Chinese food container full of maggots

"Full Metal Jacket" - R Lee Ermy's constant references to maggots

Rugby Team:

Missoula Montana All-Maggots Rugby Club - yes, it's real team. Maggots Rugby

Toys:

Glo-Maggots

*pauses for a moment and reflects on what she's just posted*

God, I really need a job. :(:( :mad:

Kitty

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Originally posted by Mike:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:

[QB]

She plagiarised him.

Either that or he's her script writer - you can probably do a search in the old forums to find the exact date he posted it if you'er already brain dead!! :D

Nice curves BTW. </font>

Kitty is correct about your sig. I believe when I posted that quote, I even attributed it to Peggy Hill. Trust you to get it wrong.
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