Boo Radley Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away... A few drunken stumblebums got together and created the MBT. Here are the rules, you horrible little Sith! We don't like you or your little Yoda, too. We don't care about your opinions, even if you have any. We will never, ever like you, but kiss up all you want. Go away. Go far away. Let not the night find you where the day left you. Seek ye far horizons where we aren’t. And then keep going. Still here? Damn. Very well, if you must post, try to show some wit and vinegar. Challenge someone. Operative word is ONE. Single one person out and construct a creative taunt to entice them to the field of battle. Anything less will be met with scorn, derision and more scorn. Don’t bother the Olde Ones or the Knights or even the squires, for that matter. Challenge either an SSN like yourself, or a serf. Sound off like ya got a pair. NOT about your pair, because we really couldn’t care less. The Ladies of the Pool are sacrosanct. Don't go there or you'll discover Coventry fast. Coventry you ask? It's our special way of dealing with those we really don't like. Leave your personal hang-ups and prejudices at the door. We have no use for your mind numbing ignorance here. If you do not have an E-mail address or a general location in your profile, you ain’t tall enough to ride this ride. Now, if you understand and agree to all that’s been said here... SOD OFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Yeah, yeah, when will we get our frickin' lightsabers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 As usual, Boo approaches the mark, then misses entirely. Should say Revenge of the Dalems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 But that is the same thing. He's just being less specific; encompasing all nerds, not just one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: But that is the same thing. He's just being less specific; encompasing all nerds, not just one. Yes, one insults nerds in general. The other insults one nerd in particular. Do try to keep up with the reason behind this thread, will you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 There's a reason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 There's a reason for everything .. I mean, the reason I'm posting here now is because there's no reason why I shouldn't, and if that's not enough reason then I guess you just can't be reasoned with ... On the other hand, if for some reason you can't find any reasoning in my words then I suggest you go........................................ Fishing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 I'm one of those people who does not believe that everything happens for a reason... Especially taking into account any situation where Boo Radley is involved. Reason just does not enter into the picture...sort of like dealing with a Terminator....death and destruction are usually the end result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away... In the beginning............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 19, 2005 Author Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: As usual, Boo approaches the mark, then misses entirely. Much like your flack guns, eh Lars? Here it is, turn one-hundred-and-who-knows-what-else and Lars' assorted flack guns have knocked out something like four of my tanks, leaving me with thirty-some more to spread mayhem all over his poor pixeltruppen. Whatsamatta, bubeleh? You want I should just park them in front of your guns for a few turns and see if you can hit them then? You want I should spot for you for awhile? "No Fritzie, a bit more to the left. NO, MY LEFT!" Sheesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Methinks the 88mm Flak is a bit undermodeled in that scenario, so anything you can do to help would be appreciated. Gamey bastiche, if you were really sporting you'd charge to about 500m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Sigh. You all suck. Elvis owes me a turn. Lars owes me a turn. dalem owes me a setup. This jobless bit is beginning to suck. I need to call my agent. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Sigh. You all suck. Elvis owes me a turn. Lars owes me a turn. dalem owes me a setup.Nobody owes you nothin', squire. As soon as you get that one straight, life will start to pick up. This jobless bit is beginning to suck.Then start doing pro bono work for the poor. You might even learn something about humanity that way. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 19, 2005 Author Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Then start doing pro bono work for the poor. You might even learn something about humanity that way. Michael Or, he could just watch you and then do the exact opposite. HA! Weren't expecting that, now were you my fine pretty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: HA! Weren't expecting that, now were you my fine pretty? slap slap Boo, sir, please, never, ever call M.E. pretty, nor fine. That's just downright scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: Sigh. You all suck. Elvis owes me a turn. Lars owes me a turn. dalem owes me a setup.squire</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Yeah, yeah, when will we get our frickin' lightsabers? I'm not going to run around dressed like a jedi/sith punce waving a light sabre. Nothing more says 'nerd' than that IMHO. btw I bet you wear white socks and have the cuff of your pants half way upto your knees, don't you?! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Work sucks. Lovelife is ..I dunno. Economy sucks. I dont have any pbems going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Work sucks. That's why they call it work and, for added impact, you're a lawyer. Lovelife is ..I dunno. See diagnosis provided above. Economy sucks. EU. I'm glad we could help you get your life in order today. For help with your final problem listed please see the first post. Have a nice day, or alternately, see previous thread on Russian Roulette. Share and enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: Yeah, yeah, when will we get our frickin' lightsabers? I'm not going to run around dressed like a jedi/sith punce waving a light sabre. Nothing more says 'nerd' than that IMHO. btw I bet you wear white socks and have the cuff of your pants half way upto your knees, don't you?! Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: This jobless bit is beginning to suck.Then start doing pro bono work for the poor. You might even learn something about humanity that way. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 20, 2005 Author Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: Yeah, yeah, when will we get our frickin' lightsabers? I'm not going to run around dressed like a jedi/sith punce waving a light sabre. Nothing more says 'nerd' than that IMHO. btw I bet you wear white socks and have the cuff of your pants half way upto your knees, don't you?! Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Hmpf...there are many lawyers who like their jobs. Or so Im told anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 20, 2005 Author Share Posted May 20, 2005 I imagine a lot of people tell you things that aren't true. That you're a nice guy, immediately springs to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Hmpf...there are many lawyers who like their jobs. Or so Im told anyway. They tell you that because they are wary of getting sued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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